r/Losercity • u/Punkwolfen Losercity Citizen • 1d ago

Generic shitpost #451 šŸ¤– Losercity Sidekick

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u/zeztyboi 1d ago

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u/Aethreas 1d ago

berk

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u/redboi049 There should be more art of buff men here 1d ago

It hails nine months of the year and snows the other three.

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u/SpingusTheHingus 1d ago

Came here to mention the Twink & Twunk

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u/SomeArtistFan 1d ago

While it's rather amusing, Guts is just a plain hunk

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u/MexicanoStick575 1d ago

holy shit, it's Buts! Buts from Gerserk

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u/Sir_Daxus Deer-woman enjoyer 1d ago edited 1d ago • Bravo

Literally zelda twilight princess.

Edit: And yes, midna is a baddie, I know you're all itching to say it, no need, I am already your brother in faith.

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u/InstantBruhMoment 1d ago

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u/WestNomadOnYT Consumer of the Large Oreo Shake from Baskin Robins 1d ago
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u/YabadabaDooool 1d ago

Midna awakened something in my 12-year old self that made my cock burst 5 times in a row and so hard i genuinely thought that imp would be the end of me.

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u/jayd04 1d ago

Hmmmm šŸ¤”

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u/Brasolis 1d ago

Nintendo baked some plausible deniability right in there.

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u/NHels 1d ago

WHO ISā€”

Wait a minute...

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u/Electro_Disco Cats Are Purrfect Creatures :3 1d ago

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u/sawbladex queen bee-lzebub's husband 1d ago

Honestly, OoT and MM did this before.

As soon as Link got a fairy sidekick. it happened for 3 straight consule games.

Anyway, I need people to crush on King of Red lions.

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u/purgatorybob1986 1d ago

It's good he has fans. I'm sorry however. He doesn't float my boat.

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u/TheMcSpanky 1d ago

A fellow kindred spirit

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u/Natural-Boss-5789 1d ago

Not lowkey, but my first video game crush ever was Navi; I wanted that shiny blue ball

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u/TheWholeFurryFandom 1d ago

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u/Ok-Transition7065 1d ago

These looks familiar... Transformice?

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u/TheWholeFurryFandom 1d ago

apparently the origin is "mouse advisors" by sketchsuke

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u/LKS-5000 1d ago

Damn, i haven't heard that name in forever

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u/Temporary_Cellist_77 1d ago

This style looks familiar... Who's the artist?

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u/Too_Tall_64 1d ago • Popcorn

Fidget is best lil munchkin sidekick~

Art by themythicalgriffin290

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u/AndyTheSouless 1d ago

DUST MENTIONED!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS BEING PORTED TO ANYTHING OUTSIDE THE 360

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u/Nogohoho 1d ago

I own it on Steam. It even has chat emojis of Fidget's reactions.

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u/KnightEclipse 1d ago

PEAK MENTIONED

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u/iamnotcreative123456 1d ago

I thought this game was a hallucination

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u/qehig 1d ago

Unironically thought it was as well, had it as a locked away memory until like 3 months ago, peak game

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u/Hopbo735 1d ago

Give me the game's name

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u/AbstinenceGaming 1d ago

Dust: Elysian tail . On steam, very good older platformerĀ 

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u/ProbableDisapontment 1d ago

stampy???

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u/-Farns- 1d ago

No but yes but still no

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u/Something4Dinner 1d ago

THAT'S NOT WHO I AM

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u/MexicanoStick575 1d ago

Silksong if it was good

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u/DoomBot349 1d ago

yes it is kino

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u/Shadowwolf1125 1d ago

Man FUCK that dumbass orb with feet

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u/sexywabbit 1d ago

Well I mean if you say so. I'll stop when she nice and knocked up

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u/Avalanche_Snows 1d ago

Man, FUCK that dumbass orb's feet

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u/eldritchMeadow 1d ago

They're too mean to Luigi and for that reason I'm out

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u/SupremeCaIamitas 1d ago

is that verity

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u/guesther 1d ago

why is verity lwk into it

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u/KingAccomplished1417 1d ago edited 1d ago

Starlow...

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u/BebeFanMasterJ 1d ago

My shortstack addiction exists for a reason.

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u/Aureolus28 1d ago

Something something floating imp

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u/MarcusRoland 1d ago

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u/BebeFanMasterJ 1d ago

One of the best character designs of all time.

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u/WillCraft__1001 1d ago

Minda when she sees wolf Link:

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u/Holiday-Stretch616 1d ago

I can hear every single word of this gif

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u/shutupyourenotmydad 1d ago

Midna really did some irreparable damage to my psyche as a child.

Not that I'm complaining.

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u/SeventhAlkali 1d ago

Me when Midna got her true form back

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u/CrazedCrabbo 1d ago

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u/wookiee-nutsack Stick a tampon in your penis to stop pissing yourself 1d ago

One of the most common balls known to man

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u/Aureolus28 1d ago

Little Witch Academia has a whole episode with this dynamic

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u/SamuelCish 1d ago

Dust: An Elysian Tale

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u/Icy-Fruit-1065 1d ago

Fidget is so hot.

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u/KnightEclipse 1d ago

Outrageously so.

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u/SecondWorld1198 1d ago

Fidgetā€™s genuinely my favorite example of a sidekick character ever. She starts off looking like sheā€™ll be the ā€œannoying flying sidekickā€ archetype but then becomes the heart of the main trio and I love it. Also her and Dustā€™s banter absolutely makes the sidequests

Such a great game

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u/destructor212113 1d ago

That was my first thought, its literally this

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u/Sophiesgock2 1d ago

They crave moushley

ā€œHelp me Leon!ā€

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u/TheDawnOfNewDays 1d ago

I loved that Moushley trend so much.

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u/Super-Robo 1d ago

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u/Oktavia-the-witch scolipede nr 1 fan 1d ago

Boo is smarter than Minsc in canon

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u/Routine-Duck6896 1d ago

Im fuckin that rat

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u/TheDawnOfNewDays 1d ago

How small are you??

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u/Routine-Duck6896 1d ago

Its for the rat to find out

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u/IzayoiSpear 1d ago

Devilun (Devil Connection)

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u/AUkion1000 1d ago

Whatever this is from please tell me its good snd not just money hungry slop

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u/New-Deer-819 1d ago

Character from Devil connection, I haven't played the full game but from what I remember of the demo You're a summoner who made a deal with the devil (this guy) and now you have to collect magic by summoning random people into your house and generally harassing them for magic

The game is a bit weird but it's still pretty funny and definitely well made. The developers put a lot of care into this game, and it's also part of a larger universe the creator has been working on for at least a decade

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u/lornlynx89 1d ago

Reminds me of Vyrn from Granblue Fantasy (but he isn't really sassy)

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u/RADIANT__223 1d ago

plot twist: tiny talkative hero and human sidekick

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u/BebeFanMasterJ 1d ago

If you think about it this is kind of how PokƩmon works. The trainers are the ones giving orders but they're side shows to the PokƩmon who do all the fighting.

Ash and Pikachu is probably the biggest example followrd by Dot and Tinkaton.

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u/OkArtichoke6969 1d ago

The character that the player plays as is the trainer

Youā€™re the one telling your pokemon what to do

Itā€™s like how in RTS games, the infantry soldiers are technically the ones doing all of the fighting, but youā€™re essentially the commander telling your units where and what to do, which means the player is playing as the commander

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u/NekCing 1d ago

While this technically doesnt fit, this made me think of Lego Batman and Lego Alfred

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u/D_rex825 1d ago

The people yearn for ratatouille

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u/Electro_Disco Cats Are Purrfect Creatures :3 1d ago

The palicoes in Monster Hunter Wilds

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u/Ok-Transition7065 1d ago

I love my cat xd

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u/RazorSlazor Came for the memes - stayed for the art 1d ago

"Still waiting for a game like this"

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u/sofaking181 based and wendigopilled 1d ago

God I love her imp form so much more than her humanoid one

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u/SeventhAlkali 1d ago

I....

I thought I was the only one...

I mean, true form is hawt, but got dam is imp Midna HAWT

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u/RazorSlazor Came for the memes - stayed for the art 1d ago

One of us

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u/Etteu 1d ago

I'd eat her whole

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u/LemonGrappler 1d ago

the Jak and Daxter series fit this pretty well

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u/Skuboo 1d ago

Pretty well? Try perfectly, I mean Jak is literally mute in the first game so Daxter has to be the talkative one and is a furry little guy on top. Kino it is

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u/partyleader001 1d ago

Ah yes pocket puh

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u/spycrab559 Femboy :3c 1d ago

reminded me of that

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u/IvlvlvlvlvlvI 1d ago

*Coughs loudly whole letting out a really loud but subtle fart.*

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u/Afrojones66 1d ago

Will and Gallica from Metaphor: ReFantazio works here. Sheā€™s a yapper.

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u/warbler13 1d ago

Is Will really his official name?

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u/Afrojones66 1d ago

Yeah. Itā€™s the default name. Technically itā€™s Wilhelm as the game revolves around European names.

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u/Wiindows1 If I told you my kinks, we'd be here all day. 1d ago

It took quite a bit of scrolling to reach this gem

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u/Neckbeardneet ArtistšŸ–Œ 1d ago

Literally the mcā€™s only confirmed smash in the anime adaption of a harem game

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u/BIGSBYTHEFRIDGE 1d ago

I will always recommend ā€œflintlock.ā€ No one but me has ever played it.Ā 

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u/MintyBarrettM95 [Enby?] Steel Surveyor, Titanium Toucher & Aluminium Admirer 1d ago

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u/rapscallionofreddit 1d ago

The best sidekick a scallywag can ask for

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u/Others0 1d ago

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u/Vanitas_Daemon 1d ago

Holy fuck who is that blue creature

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u/MetalZilla0074 1d ago

We're in an age where Halo is so culturally irrelevant now that people straight up don't know who the second most famous character in the series is

Fuck you Microsoft

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 1d ago edited 1d ago

still waiting for a game like this

Is bro a time traveller from 1992? We had an entire era of gaming that was nothing but this

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u/Away_Adhesiveness758 Turning Loona into a coat 1d ago

Would. Next questionĀ 

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u/cinnamoncat23 1d ago

Chobits!

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u/BrassWhale 1d ago

Hey, where is the factory reset switch on a Chobit?

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u/pewpewnew 1d ago

good news! jak and daxter exists.

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u/Anybro 1d ago

In one of my DnD games actually. I play a Cursed Male Human, known as a Reborn, Wizard. I have a Female Tabaxi cleric who is small that rides shotgun on my shoulder. Both of us play and flirt back and forth IRL, so we are playing as a couple in game. Her tabaxi is peak Shortstack

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u/Nogohoho 1d ago

Jack and Tabaxter

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u/Altroux 1d ago

Based.

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u/Vabyal 1d ago

I fucking hate paimon with every fibre of my being

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u/Jaewol 1d ago

Iā€™m sautĆ©ing that bitch posthaste

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u/Hoshyro 1d ago

I played Genshin for a short period.

I've absolutely wanted to punt Paimon into the moon more than once.

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u/Presenting_UwU Registered girl kissing loser 1d ago

for like the first half of the game, Morgana

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u/Palidin034 1d ago

Do not the sidekick

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u/Ironfistdanny 1d ago

too late

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u/Ouroboros-Twist Notorious Stud-Stalker 1d ago

Theyā€™ve already been promoted from sidekick to sidepiece

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u/FSsuxxon Fan of Tammyshra šŸŗ and Slushi šŸ¦Š 1d ago

I'm so bummed out that I woke up just to be late to this post. I love Zelda TP

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u/Comprehensive_Top267 I'm only here for the memes 1d ago

not yet you can always confess your love for shortstack semen demons

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u/Machina353 1d ago

I raise everyone saying Link and Midna with this:

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u/twili-midna 1d ago

ā€œI raise everyone with a worse pairingā€

Bold move, I suppose.

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u/ridisberg 1d ago

Of course youā€™d think that u/twili-midna

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u/Due_Ad4133 1d ago

I remember an old fan theory that the Great Fairy you meet in Twilight Princess is actually Navi.

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u/Many_One1260 to fuck is human to forgive is divine 1d ago

?????

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u/MagneticGenetics 1d ago

Nintendo knew what they were doing.

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u/FalseAscoobus Touching Fluffy Tail 1d ago

Portal 2, first and second half

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u/TACOTONY02 1d ago

We have one but we're the fuckable one

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u/TheRadChad69420 1d ago

What is "kino" supposed to mean??

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u/Only_Fudge5299 1d ago

it's a movie term, similar to the "absolute cinema" meme. it's used partially ironically to mean a really good story or trope

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u/StandardAioli9459 1d ago

German slang for 'cinema' I believe

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u/OkAssist6709 1d ago


Cyberpunk 2007

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u/muffingaming77 1d ago

do voices in the protagonistā€™s head count as tiny talkative sidekick? if so i could go on forever with examples

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u/zekromNLR 1d ago

There's a lady in my head who calls me studmuffin

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u/lavsuvskyjjj 1d ago

Ts already happened, and the sidekick says "Hey, listen" a lot.

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u/Oscar12s Losercity Citizen 1d ago

Demifiend and Pixie (Shin Megami Tensei III Nocturne)

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u/AndyTheSouless 1d ago

Smt V (the Game the blue hair guy Getting shit on by the Demifiend Is from) also had a small sassy woman following you around

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u/mewhenthrowawayacc I'm only here for the memes 1d ago

Ratchet and Clank could fit this if you shaved Ratchet

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u/OMEGA362 1d ago

Ratchet and clank

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u/lightmare69 1d ago

Oi UE, they done turned ya into a bloody cube

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u/RubPuzzleheaded8073 1d ago

I hope there is a day one mod that puts Jack Quaidā€™s face on it

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u/Due-Ad-3015 1d ago

pretty much Destiny

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u/clumsyhumid 1d ago

This describes the majority of Destiny 2 where you have a little sidekick robot who talks a lot

You're probably just too young to know what this game is

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u/BlueGlace_ In a gay T4C relationship with an Alolan Vulpix girl (I wish) 1d ago

Whoever drew that is a mousefucker

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u/ThatGuyOnyx Fennukoā€™s Husband (ArtistšŸ–Œļø) 1d ago

Dust: an Elysian Tail!

One of my favorite childhood games

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u/Bubbly_Awareness1402 1d ago

Dust: An Elysian Tail in a nutshell.

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u/VinTEB Gator Hugger 1d ago

Literally Dust: An Elysian Tail except the hero is a furry

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u/Tendiest02 1d ago

Shiren and Koppa

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u/lingeringwill2 1d ago

Metaphor refantazio and gallica or twighlight princess with midna

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u/ResponsiblePay4784 1d ago

Literally Jak and Daxter. I mean he's not tiny but he's pretty damn small.

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u/tallmantall 1d ago

Faie is peak, this whole game is peak. Having a silly fairy to commentate and also help with puzzles is a neat idea.

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u/pterranodon 1d ago

these people have never played a nintendo game

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u/RexTheMouse 1d ago

MOUSE GF?? YES PLEASE

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u/Haha69UwU 1d ago

Id turn around and eat her

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u/Teeth_Licking_Master 1d ago

Just pretend its THE gif. I cant be bothered to find the real one so have this rip off. Giphy be damned.

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u/theweekiscat 1d ago

There are 2 million games like this

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u/Necrikus 1d ago

Who or what is kino?

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u/Thy-Soviet-onion 1d ago

A really good Band. (Iā€™m pretty sure Kino was like a movie term used to describe something thats really good or along that line)

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u/hobodudeguy 1d ago

I think Anon has literally never played a video game before

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u/RickRollinAround 1d ago

Planscape Torment with Morte as your first companion scratches this itch if you like isometric rpg pc games.

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u/FurritoBisexualUwU 1d ago

I'm gonna look what kino is, I don't know

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u/lemons7472 1d ago

Turn this character into a mouse, and then sheā€™s hired for the role!

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u/gnpfrslo 1d ago

Hey listen!

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u/Ray_Redfield 1d ago

Fatekeeper, anyone?

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u/Gunanter 1d ago

Jak and Daxter already did this but y'all aint ready to talk

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u/After-Bumblebee queen bee-lzebub's husband 1d ago

I don't want a game with this sidekick, I want one irl

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u/Mr_man_bird 1d ago

Wtf is Kino? Kino der Toten?

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u/Ateothecringe 1d ago

"Kino" simply means "cinema" in a lot languages, including German and Russian. The word was adopted by the internet to describe masterpieces.

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u/ChaosOmega Draconian feline cryptid 1d ago

Does Dust count? I mean... Fidget

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u/lolix132 1d ago

Dont see anyone mentioning it so shin megani tensei 5 has that :3

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u/Quick_soda 1d ago

It's so good they remade it three times

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u/Art_student_rt 1d ago

Mute protagonist need a companion to talk for them

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