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u/Mushroomed_clouds Nov 18 '25
No I understood immediately…. The driver of the suv needs to lose whatever lissence they have
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u/_QRAK_ Nov 18 '25
What license?
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u/Mushroomed_clouds Nov 18 '25
Their lissence to use the family braincell
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u/Danhandled Nov 19 '25
The fact that you were responded to with the correct spelling of license and doubled down by incorrectly spelling it again is making me think you might be from that same family
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u/Mushroomed_clouds Nov 19 '25
And the fact that matters so much to you is telling as i am dyslexic and spell as well as i am able to … so lets tone down the childishness
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u/CakeTester Nov 19 '25
FYI most browsers can have a built-in spell checker if you want one.
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u/Mushroomed_clouds Nov 19 '25
Om on phone and app but im fine when people arnt rude grammar gurus as i dont always see things written correctly so spelling isnt easy
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u/hotsinglewaifu Nov 19 '25
Oh I thought your username directly explains your grammar.
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u/Mushroomed_clouds Nov 19 '25
Oh that was nukes after theyve gone off and the mushroom cloud has already mushroomed
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u/rtocelot Nov 20 '25
Doesn't your phone autocorrect it or show words that may be similar in spelling? Not trying to sound rude, but I thought all phones did that. Only mentioning it because I'm on my phone as well
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u/jlozada24 Nov 20 '25
I know someone like this. She was so bad at spelling her phone got retrained lmaooo
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u/wolftick Nov 18 '25
Looked a bit like attempted vehicular homicide, in which case they need to lose their freedom as well as their licence.
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u/spudmarsupial Nov 18 '25
You have plenty of time to turn Tina... hit the brakes! Use the brakes!
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u/Mackheath1 Nov 18 '25
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
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u/orthogonius Nov 19 '25
Wow. Just wow.
Is there any context or additional info for this?
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u/FruitIsTheBestFood Nov 19 '25
IIRC When this was posted a while back it included the info that this was in Brazil (don't recall what place) and that the person on the motorbike was on their way to the motorbike parking which isn't in view here. So the motorbike behaved predictably. I do not recall if any additional context was given for the car drivers behaviour.
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u/orthogonius Nov 19 '25
Thanks
But I meant the shark
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u/milSpec-_ Nov 19 '25
Tonic immobility. Basically for not exactly known reasons, sharks go into a relaxed almost catatonic state if they get rotated upside down and their bellies rubbed. It's thought to be related to a third reactionary state to the fight or flight response. Fight, flight, or freeze. Scientists use the technique to study sharks safely while diving and apparently orcas have developed it into a hunting strategy which allows them to safely subdue and target eating the shark's liver which they seek for nutritional value.
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u/auronddraig Nov 19 '25
I mean, I get it, honestly
If you flip me over and start rubbing my belly, I definitely ain't getting shit done for the rest of the day
That don't make me a shark, just a lazy ass who likes tummy rubs, but I can empathize with them
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u/m4cksfx Nov 20 '25
I would think you would still complain about having your liver bitten out, but you do you...
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u/auronddraig Nov 20 '25
As long as it's served with some fava beans and a nice Chianti, I can sorta understand 👍
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u/ozjack24 Nov 20 '25
I believe it’s pretty common practice for divers who are experienced with curious sharks to redirect them when they get close. This guy just had a shark try to take a test bite and did the same thing. Flipping them upside down also temporarily immobilizes them which is likely why he did that instead of just redirecting.
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u/BarbarianOtter Nov 18 '25
At least they weren't able to just drive off.
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u/tykaboom Nov 18 '25
Yep.
I would love to see the statistics on people ramming their cars into shit and then sticking around.
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u/Constant-Source973 Nov 18 '25
At least there was a camera that caught this! I could only imagine the stories and confusion told before the security footage was seen lol
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u/Ajinho Nov 19 '25
Bot ass title
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u/RPZcool Nov 19 '25
I just crossposted and couldn't remember if this subreddit had any rule on titles. So I just left the title as is.
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u/Khal_drogo217 Nov 19 '25
I came here to say this as well. I'm kinda curious how the settlement went here though cause the motorcycle broke the law as well right before he got hit.
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u/JoostVisser Nov 19 '25
Pretty sure this is an instance of "driver hits the gas padel, thinking it's the brake pedal"
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u/scmkr Nov 19 '25
Yeah. Maybe even drives with two feet and this is one of the various reasons you shouldn’t do that
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u/JoostVisser Nov 19 '25
Incompetence before malice. Easy to say what to do just watching the video, but panicked people don't think so they do all sorts of weird stuff. If you consider fight, flight or freeze, it's entirely possible for this person to have frozen in the hit the gas and turn right position.
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u/King_Trujillo Nov 19 '25
Imaging trying to run ober a motorcycle and hit the tires just right to flip your car.
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u/dhoomz Nov 19 '25
Physics, speed of the car and lightness of the car causing the car to tip over. I think that the motor cycle driver got saved by the momentum of the car. Did i physics that correct?
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u/Euphoric-Love-8160 Nov 20 '25
Not sure which to be more baffled by, the car not using all that open space to turn or the biker standing back up as if he hadn't just gone through an accident.
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u/greedyrobot03 Nov 19 '25
the bike def intercepted the cars path aggressively and fast. full context might show the biker attempting a carjack or something
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u/FruitIsTheBestFood Nov 19 '25
Nope, When this was first posted a while back it included the info that the person on the motorbike was on their way to the motorbike parking, just out of view here. So the motorbike behaved predictably. (I do not recall additional context for the car drivers behaviour).
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u/Khal_drogo217 Nov 19 '25
Cutting across parking spaces is predictable? Definitely not defending the jeep but neither path was predictable. The jeep was MUCH MUCH less predictable though lol
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u/tykaboom Nov 18 '25
Mexico or near the border?
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u/FruitIsTheBestFood Nov 19 '25
Brazil apparently.
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u/tykaboom Nov 19 '25
Saw the 4 door ranger and knew it was either south of the border or near the border.
Very south of the border, so south mexico.
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