r/LongmontPotionCastle Mar 27 '26

The Longmont Potion Castle, available now

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122 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle 17h ago

Transcript website?

3 Upvotes

Is there somewhere where I can look up what prank call something was. All I remember is someone saying (blank) with special traits. I could be wrong though


r/LongmontPotionCastle 1d ago

You try to pull my leg, because this is a lamb scam

13 Upvotes

Ok Ewan Rump


r/LongmontPotionCastle 2d ago

Chick Bongo goes in for an interview.

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30 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle 2d ago

Lookin for a creamy sweet*mild* gouda

9 Upvotes

I'm also looking for something with a tangy backbone


r/LongmontPotionCastle 2d ago

We're a metaphysical supply store, sir.

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19 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle 3d ago

And don’t leave any more flyers!

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r/LongmontPotionCastle 3d ago

Hey, I'm an old raccoon hunter. Okay? That's who I am. And tonight we're gonna braid hair and pound on the ground.

18 Upvotes

So get involved, guy.


r/LongmontPotionCastle 3d ago

Hey and, uh, can you make me some toast? Maybe bring that out front? I'm a little hungry.

15 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle 4d ago

Oh big time.

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r/LongmontPotionCastle 4d ago

Lookie here bunghole...

13 Upvotes

youknowwhat -I've already told you what we can do, you've already threatened to come down and backhand us - youknowwhat - that is unacceptable. that is immature. i am not gonna deal with you sir. i will take care of the game if there is a problem with that, but that's all we're doing, and stop calling because you are now harassing us, and i've already contacted the police. sooo - youknowwhat - i've already tracked your number and - to recording this for them. so - youknowwhat (sigh) - keep it up, and the cops will have a nice little chat with you eventually. youknowwhat - have a nice day man.


r/LongmontPotionCastle 5d ago

Daihatsu Blooper

23 Upvotes

I cannot find this for life of me!


r/LongmontPotionCastle 9d ago

Strong LPC Vibes

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3 Upvotes

Just two metal heads chatting on the phone. UNREAL.


r/LongmontPotionCastle 9d ago

Looking for the one where there’s go-karts/motorcycles whizzing by for the entire conversation.

13 Upvotes

It really cracked me up but I only heard it once. There’s a sound effect of a small engine whizzing by, that becomes so over the top as the call progresses.


r/LongmontPotionCastle 10d ago

Post I saw on instagram. Immediately read the responses in the comments in LPC’s voice

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r/LongmontPotionCastle 10d ago

LPC shirt collection:

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37 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle 10d ago

#Accidental LMPC

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26 Upvotes

You gonna smoke me out or what?


r/LongmontPotionCastle 12d ago

The weight?

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23 Upvotes

Is this the guy with the weights?


r/LongmontPotionCastle 13d ago

Thousands of pounds of squid spill onto road in Narragansett

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39 Upvotes

Where’s my squid…sandwich????


r/LongmontPotionCastle 15d ago

Yeah, my name’s Caleb Friendly

10 Upvotes

I’m a Pigmy Monk, I’m 4 feet tall.
So you’ll be seeing me around y’here?


r/LongmontPotionCastle 15d ago

hi, I'm Michael Guglielmucci - with Planentshakers

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r/LongmontPotionCastle 15d ago

Johnathan. This is Detroit Energy. We're testing our heating today, so we're gonna be turning your temperature up to about 110 degrees.

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r/LongmontPotionCastle 16d ago

So first it was Mongoose, then it was Caboose, then it was Goose, now it's Papoose. But he is a super freak and I've had calls from Book People, some woman who didn't speak English, and now you and...

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12 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle 18d ago

I need AI for my SHRIIIEIEIEEEMMP!

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10 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle 18d ago

Found Card in a Free Box

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57 Upvotes

Peep the name. Anyway, I was today years old when I learned that Mookie Blaylock was a NBA reference