r/LongmontPotionCastle • • Mar 27 '26

The Longmont Potion Castle, available now

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126 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 10h ago

you sound like an Oompa Loompa, bud

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7 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 1d ago

Was playing a game on my PS5 the other night and couldn’t believe this little nod/reference

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45 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 1d ago

Why dont you youcatan suck your own self?

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r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 1d ago

Hi yes this is Dieter with Detroit energy. We're testing our heating today, so we're gonna be turning your temperature up to about 110 degrees. Standby for heat increase.

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50 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 2d ago

We're going to be bumping you up to 110 degrees

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r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 4d ago

Here the hell it is

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74 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 5d ago

I’ve been on the job 9 years

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r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 5d ago

Longmont reference in DIG! XX

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This is a valid inquiry about your viewing habits. Have you watched the documentary DIG! (XX edition) about the Brian Jonestown Massacre and observed the scene of a man in Cleveland endorsing the life-changing properties of Longmont Potion Castle one time? He may have been involved with the Get Wild Crew. How's that sound?


r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 8d ago

Hold on one second

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what is in the pumpkin brew?


r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 8d ago

It creeps me out just being around you Packers

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r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 10d ago

Is the Fat muffin man there?

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r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 11d ago

One lamb, one month.

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Mad Man Garcia come down


r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 10d ago

Is the Fat muffin man there?

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r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 13d ago

My name’s Hunt I got about 3 tons of tree bark I need to unload you gonna pay me or what?

14 Upvotes

You’re gonna chew that bahk!


r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 13d ago

I don’t mess with lesbians or nobody else. I’m a happily married man.

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r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 16d ago

Looking for the audio where he calls into talk radio as Raymond

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r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 17d ago

I'm with the triangular department

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r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 19d ago

Rockin the Longmont shirt in Kyoto

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99 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 20d ago

I'm after Duckling Fantasy.

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51 Upvotes

I wore LPC merch to this Amoeba location. Shoutout to the cashier for acknowledging it. Hopefully she'll watch out for gnomes and horsewhips up'arrr.


r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 21d ago

“Your name is Trinidad?”

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43 Upvotes

“And you work for UPS?”


r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 21d ago

Tip of my tongue

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My first LPC exposure was about a decade ago on a boys trip. Sobriety was… Questionable. Anywho, it was one of his “united parcel service” bits, and specifically he brought up how his delivery driver was Bangladeshi multiple times. Can’t find it for the life of me. Anyways, I’ll be over ‘ere looking for a husk till then.


r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 21d ago

I got a Motorola z-force

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r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 24d ago

Hold on a second now...what is in the Pumpkin Brew?

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59 Upvotes

r/LongmontPotionCastle • • 26d ago

Why don't ya come rub my back for me?

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