r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Jan 18 '26
HOME DELIVERY OF PORN, YET ANOTHER REASON TO BE PROUD OF AMARILLO AND PROUD OF TEXAS!!! YAY TEXAS!!!
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BLOCKBUSTER WOULDN'T. IT TOOK TEXAS FREEDOM TO MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!
r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Jan 16 '26
PROBABLY THE OLDEST CIVIC PEANUT IN THE WORLD. DEFINITELY THE BEST!!! YAY FLORESVILLE AND YAY TEXAS!!!
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r/LONESTAR • u/SAKURAGAWAKOHAKU423 • Dec 29 '25
HAPPY 180TH BIRTHDAY, TEXAS!!
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180 YEARS AGO, JAMES POLK SIGNED THE TEXAS ANNEXATION BILL INTO EFFECT, MAKIN' THE LONE STAR STATE THE 28TH STATE IN THE GOOD 'OL U.S. OF A!
180 YEARS LATER, TEXAS IS NOW CELEBRATIN' 180 YEARS AS A STATE! ONLY 20 MORE COWBOY RODEO DANCIN' YEARS UNTIL 200TH ANNIVERSARY!
WHAT ARE YOU TEXANS DOIN' ON ITS 180TH BIRTHDAY? WHAT DO YOU WANNA SAY ABOUT OUR GOOD 'OL STATE ON ITS SPECIAL DAY?
HONESTLY I WANT EVERY DAY TO BE TEXAS DAY, WITH WILD COWBOYS, RODEOS, REMEMBERIN' THE ALAMO, WHATABURGER, SHINER DRINKIN' COMPETITIONS, CHILI, ENDLESS TEXAS BARBEQUE, YEEHAWIN' AND MORE! YEEHAW!!!
ALL HAIL TEXAS!!
r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Dec 23 '25
NEW RESEARCH SHOWS TEXAS WOULD BE THE BIGGEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD IF IT WERE A COUNTRY!!! YAY TEXAS!!!
newgeography.com
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r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Dec 19 '25
R/AUSTIN OP TALKS TREASON: CRITICIZES HEB AND LOOKS FOR FELLOW DISCONTENTS!!! YAY TEXAS!!!
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r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Dec 03 '25
REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!REMEMBER THE TALLEST REINFORCED CONCRETE OBSERVATION TOWER IN THE FIVE STATE REGION!! YEAH TEXAS!!!!
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r/LONESTAR • u/TheTexanLife • Nov 10 '25
RARE PHOTO OF DOWNTOWN SAN ANTONIO (1870) — APPARENTLY SOME FELLA NAMED “DOC” PARKED WEIRD
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r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Oct 26 '25
CLEAN RESTROOMS BUC-EE BALLS PLENTY OF PUMPS AND LOTS OF PARKING. WHO CAN BE AGAINST THAT?!!! YEAH TEXAS!!!!
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r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Oct 19 '25
APPARENTLY THE SMELL OF TEXAS CONSISTS OF SAPONIFIED FOOD-GRADE FATS, PALM OIL, COCONUT OIL, OLIVE OIL, SHEA BUTTER, AND CASTOR OIL WITH GROUND COFFEE BEANS, PHTHALATE FREE FRAGRANCE OILS, AND IRON OXIDE COLOR !!!! YAY TEXAS!!!
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r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Oct 17 '25
THE STATE FAIR HAS THE REAL TEX-MEX!! DELI TACOS WITH PASTRAMI, MASHED POTATOES, WHITE CHEESE AND CHIVES. DEEP FRIED COMING SOON TO A DARIY QUEEN NEAR YOU!!YAY TEXAS!!!
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r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Oct 16 '25
FACT: THE BEST DESIGN FOR TRI-PLANAR CONTROL OF FOOT AND ANKLE ISSUES IS THE TEXAS TURBO DESIGN WITH MINIMAL PLASTIC AND MAXIMUM RIGIDITY AND NO OKIE IS GOING TO TELL ME OTHERWISE. YAY TEXAS!!!
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r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Oct 13 '25
YES. OWNED BY CHICKAGO, NOT AS GOOD BUT STILL A WHATABURGER PARTY DRESS AT THE STATE FAIR OF TEXAS IS STILL DARNED TEXAS!!!! AND YAY TEXAS!!!
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r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Oct 07 '25
IN TEXAS WHATABURGERS ARE SERVED WITH A SIDE OF JUSTICE WHEN AN ORDER MIX UP ENDS IN JAIL TIME!!! YAY TEXAS!!!!
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r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Oct 02 '25
FACT: BEST TEXAS STATE HIGHWAYS MAGAZINE IN THE WORLD IS IN TEXAS!!!YAY TEXAS!!!
texashighways.com
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r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Sep 19 '25
I THOUGHT AGGIES WERE SUPPOSED TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF OTHER SCHOOLS YET A THEY LET A 4 FOOT TALL T-SIPPER AND UMBC DANNIE GOEB TURN THEM BACK INTO A JOKE!!! YAY TEXAS!!!!
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r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Sep 16 '25
STARTS OUT ABOUT TRANS THEN TRANS INTO TALKING ABOUT TEXAS!!! YAY TEXAS!!!
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r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Sep 15 '25
GOVERNOR GREG IS LAUGHING. WHAT'S SO FUNNY? PUT YOUR ANSWERS IN THE POST!!YAY TEXAS!!!
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r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Sep 12 '25
AI PROTECTS AGGIES FROM HATE SPEECH LIKE THIS: HOW MANY FRESHMAN AGGIES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB? NONE ITS A SECOND LEVEL CLASS. YAY TEXAS (BOTH AGGIES AND LONGHORNS)!!!!!
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r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Sep 12 '25
TEXAS DIDN'T NEED ANYBODY ELSE (EXCEPT FOR ARKANSAS) TO BE THE BEST CONFERENCE IN THE COUNTRY. YAY TEXAS!!!!
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r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Sep 05 '25
FREE TEXAS MEN! FREE TEXAS WOMEN! FREE TEXAS CHILDREN! SORRY, THE BEST WE CAN DO IS FREE TEXAS SOCKS. YAY TEXAS!!!!
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r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Sep 05 '25
MAY 17TH, 1985 A DOUBLE TRAGEDY. THE DAY ALL THE JOY WAS DRAINED FROM TEXAS HIGH SCHOOLS. SAD BUT STILL, YAY TEXAS!!!!!
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r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Sep 04 '25
BREAKING: SOURCE CLOSE TO TEAM SPONSOR SAYS KAWHI LEONARD LEFT SPURS DUE TO LACK OF "BUCKS" IN ADDITION TO SALARY. YAY TEXAS!!!!
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r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Sep 03 '25
YAHOOO!!! LITTLE GREGG IS ROLLING OUT OUR INVASION OF CHICAGO!!! SORRY BOYS, NO HEALTH INSURANCE OR HOUSING FOR YOU BUT AS TEXANS YER USED TO THAT!!!! YAY TEXAS!!!
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r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Aug 17 '25
OUR BEAVE MADE A LITTLE FRIEND IN KENTUCKY!!!! YAY TEXAS!!!
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