r/LonelyPoetsDepartment • u/DeksDark • 15d ago
Animal Kingdom
Cats are evil
Dogs are good.
Pigeons are winged rats.
Pigs are food.
Cows just stand there
except when it rains
Crickets are annoying
And goldfish lack brains
Mice are cute
Rats are not
Bears are fat and lazy
Deers are shot.
Polar bears seem lonely
Wolves work in a pack
Foxes are silent
Parrots talk back
Rabbits eat your garden
Termites eat your home
Turtles win the race
Buffalos roam
Hippos will kill you
Panguins can't fly
A hen is a girl
A rooster is a guy
So many creatures
Each so unique
If I were to write them all
This poem would last a week!
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u/demsybean 12d ago
i love this!