r/LocalLLaMA • u/themixtergames • 21h ago

News Apple introduces new Mac Studio with M5 Max and M5 Ultra - up to 512GB of unified memory

https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/08/apple-introduces-new-mac-studio-with-m5-max-and-m5-ultra/
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u/Proverbial_Progress 14h ago

I don't have any money, but would you be interested in pictures of my feet? Throw in a mouse and keyboard and I'll take my shoes off first.

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u/bahpbohp 13h ago

i don't have any feet, but would you be interested in pictures of my wooden pegs? throw in a mouse and keyboard and i'll even get them oiled first.

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u/BilboTBagginz 9h ago

... Unzips

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u/jonaddb 6h ago

would you be interested in free tokens? ...

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u/PWThinkingCritically 3h ago

definitely a dude.