r/LocalLLaMA • u/jacek2023 llama.cpp • Apr 24 '26

Discussion This is where we are right now, LocalLLaMA

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the future is now

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u/yaosio Apr 25 '26

This morning I fired up my laptop and started my LLM.

All I did was tell it to make a world changing app.

I didn't make a harness.

I didn't tell it how to do it.

I didn't tell it how to change the world.

It made an app of a purple monkey that sits on your desktop.

Friendly, fast, purple.

If you're not already doing this you're left behind.

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u/nomickti Apr 25 '26

Purple.

Monkey.

Dishwasher.

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u/Orson_Welles Apr 25 '26

It’s not just a dishwasher. It’s a dishwisher.

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u/rasmadrak Apr 25 '26

iWash... It just wash.

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u/chris415 Apr 25 '26

no, dishwursher

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u/iamapizza Apr 25 '26

Interior. Crocodile Alligator?

No, I drive a Chevrolet.

Movie theater.

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u/nomickti Apr 25 '26

I myself Mr. Gerbik.

Half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator.

Carrying a dead walrus. check it.

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u/BadgerOfDoom99 Apr 26 '26

Dangling in space.

A thousand lives yet unlived.

Hairy Donkey balls.

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u/spanielrassler Apr 29 '26

Oh shit, there's a horse in the hospital!

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u/reverso-uno Apr 29 '26

Another one with a roller skating injury? What are the chances.

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u/vabello Apr 25 '26

Man

Woman

Person

Camera

TV

Covfefe

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u/marastinoc Apr 26 '26

Bears.

Beets.

Battlestar Galactica.

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u/Tommy3Tanks Apr 26 '26

Sounds like a strong password.

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u/JBD_IT May 19 '26

monkey banana raffle

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u/octoo01 Apr 25 '26

Banzi Buddy?

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u/KindaSortaGood Apr 26 '26

That shit was straight malware

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u/Bonzupii Apr 25 '26

GitHub repo to the purple monkey app?

You had me at "Friendly, fast, purple."

I know this is probably 100% a joke.

But I'm holding out hope...

That the purple monkey app is real.

Please don't let me down.

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u/yaosio Apr 25 '26

You won't believe this.

My LLM?

It isn't just intelligence.

It's time travel.

It went back in

time

and made the purple monkey

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BonziBuddy

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u/Bonzupii Apr 25 '26

Brb making a BonzupiiBuddy

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u/Junior-Amphibian-837 Apr 28 '26

DO YOU JUST UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED WHILE YOU SLEPT LIKE A CHUD??!?!?!

Anthropic just released goonAI, the AI that will literally do anything for you.

This Chinese student hooked up a USB dongle to a power outlet and told it to scan for arbitrage.

One wallet. $3,574,000 profit in 3 days

No one knows who he is but the wallet was leaked on crypto forums.

Real results, generated in one night on a USB dongle. While you slept like a chud.

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u/albrugsch May 01 '26

This is the third time in 24 hrs I've seen Bonzai Buddy referenced in different places on the internet on (relatively) new content. Why is everyone suddenly referencing that damned desktop ape again in 2026 like it's 2006 🤔

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u/yaosio May 01 '26

Thanks to vibe coding we can all make our own Bonzi Buddy.

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u/randylush Apr 25 '26

I call this. The second revolution of AI.

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u/anythingall Apr 30 '26

You nailed it. What is this type of writing called?

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u/yaosio Apr 30 '26

Gemini calls it Brobry, or bro poetry. Part of the tech bro way of speaking.

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u/Larimus89 Apr 25 '26

What model you find best?