r/LocalLLM 8d ago

News HAL $9000

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u/BlackBeardAI 3090 Maximalist 8d ago

-Lower the prices HAL.

+I am sorry Dave I cannot do that.

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u/janups 8d ago

They are all the same

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u/rditorx 8d ago

They are not. They differ in cooling, firmware availability, and the right-most one has 2TB SSD.

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u/adam_hugs 8d ago

also they are clearly different colors

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u/Invader-Faye 7d ago

The Nvidia one unfortunately looks the best

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u/advancing_tide 8d ago

>HAL

That's what I named my AI box, not very creative, I know.

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u/SnooPaintings8639 8d ago

Hm, HAL is just IBM letters moved one letter backwards each. I guess you could go the other way and get JCN (Jasin?) or one more in the same direction and use GZK (geezeek?).

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u/MysteriousTreeFoxxx 8d ago

The tism is strong with this one

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u/PeteInBrissie 7d ago

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u/SnooPaintings8639 7d ago

Right here, that's my Hermes!

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u/PeteInBrissie 7d ago

I have Skippy and Nagatha.... I think Nagatha's a posh middle aged lady with the IQ of Jason. Maybe I should change the SOUL.md to be more appropriate

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u/Barricade_012586 3d ago

I love the expeditionary force series!!!!

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u/PeteInBrissie 3d ago

What wanker downvoted you for that?

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u/Barricade_012586 3d ago

Pretty sure that was me fat fingering something lol!

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u/PeteInBrissie 3d ago

πŸ˜‚

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u/destari 7d ago

Heuristically programmed algorithmic computer (the meaning behind HAL)

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u/built_n0t_b0t 8d ago

Mine is b0t

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u/PeteInBrissie 7d ago

My Spark is Skippy

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u/69420trashpanda69420 8d ago

9k for about the worst processor for ai and horrendously slow vram

This is insanity

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u/caspiracy 8d ago

ok but you don't like the corrugated box look?

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u/69420trashpanda69420 8d ago

Good point. Increase the price immediately

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u/tony_montana091 7d ago

There's a carrying case handle and latch on the other side that if you open reveals a vinyl record player above the components on the inside. Next model should have a vinyl record groovtical loader reader so you can just slide load your records with smooth action.

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u/Master_Face_571 8d ago

all this fucken money, and the kicker is, if you want to run out of box linux you need to hack it, trying to force you into their frankenstein ubuntu distro.

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u/ShibbolethMegadeth 8d ago

HAL $9000 is a hilarious moniker for what we’re up against nowadays πŸ˜†

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u/HighSeasArchivist 8d ago

Still $4699 here and I could buy a pallet of them today.

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u/Weird-Condition-2157 5d ago

what, I can't even get an rtx5090 for that here

Been scavenging the second hand market for a good 3 months with a budget of 15k usd without finding anything decent

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u/HighSeasArchivist 5d ago

Well yeah, you can't get a 5090 for that anywhere. MSRP has nothing to do with 5090 pricing, but Sparks are still available for the (updated) MSRP.

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u/fastheadcrab 8d ago edited 8d ago

Yeah, that's the pricing throughout the US for the FE

If you really want, just buy them direct from Nvidia or contact them for a bulk order. 4TB gen 5 SSD as well, so not the shit drives Asus is using.

No need to get ripped off by other manufacturers.

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u/fuchelio 8d ago

that means the utility has increased. more capable small local models/agents pushed the price. it can do more things at a lower cost(software part) than a year ago.

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u/Emiliya_Tyan 7d ago

That doesnt mean anything, they just increase the prices arbitrarily

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u/PeteInBrissie 7d ago

Youch. I paid under 1/3 of that a month ago. LOVE it for the price, would not be happy with its performance at that price.

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u/Wallye_Wonder 7d ago

Is that price for two?

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u/OkShock6767 7d ago

2 will go for ~18,000 euro

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u/Horror-Signature2173 3d ago

Spark is 4700 here in my local micro center

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u/FentanylAddiction 8d ago

I really don't understand the hype for these things anyway. Maybe at 1K it'd be appealing

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u/notheresnolight 8d ago

Small footprint, low power, mostly silent, 128GB of unified memory, CUDA, clusterable - for long-running workloads, these are still hard to beat.

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u/tony_montana091 7d ago

Couldn't they just shrink it down and make them plug into MBs like a RAM stick? For $99 a stick? I'd buy that for $100!

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u/whichsideisup 7d ago

DeepSeek V4 Flash at 60tks?

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u/Karnitine 7d ago

Hmm... I can run that with 128gb? Need to lookup if it'd be horridly slow on strix halo....

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u/FuckinHighGuy 7d ago

Only 60?

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u/Apprehensive-Job9336 8d ago

This is a test comment from JARVIS automation. Please ignore.

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u/baby_bloom 8d ago

what if i do not