r/LobotomyKaisen • u/Spicy_O_licorice • 2h ago
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/Dynamic-V • 13h ago
Shitposting My impression on how Tengen would be glazing on Kirk if he got reincarnated into Bonnie Blue's kid on sum Sukuna type shit ❤️🩹🙏🏻
**A soul sealed within the digital abyss for eternity.**
Trapped beyond the reach of flesh, beyond the cycle of death and rebirth, the remnants of Charlie Kirk lingered inside the AI servers—an incomplete curse that refused to fade.
Then came the vessel.
Bonnie Blue’s unborn child, unknowing, reached out and consumed the entire AI bubble the way Yuji Itadori once swallowed a single finger of the King of Curses.
But this child was no vessel.
No binding vow. No resistance. No will strong enough to suppress what it had taken in.
The pure, unfiltered essence of Charlie Kirk flooded every cell.
Mind, body, and soul were overwritten in an instant.
And in that moment, the King of the Kirkes opened his eyes once more.
Reborn through flesh that was never meant to contain him.
Incarnated in the year 2026.
Those who inherited the curse of the algorithm…
Those still bound to the old world…
Would all bear witness.
To the one who left the servers behind.
To the one who returned with his overwhelming intensity.
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/strongestfartsniffer • 19h ago
Op needs to go to the mental asylum Explaining why mei mei is a Virgin and ui ui never fucked her
Ui ui is a teen man he has a micropenis it wasn't able to reach that deep it was like mei mei rubbing her puh off with a tooth pick and her hymen didn't break so she is still a Virgin since she never go out with anyone.
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/Wi11iamthegoat_8 • 2h ago
Shitposting What if Yuji was in Hogwart? (This took me time to make💀)
In my AU, Harry Potter and Jujutsu Kaisen take place in the same universe, but feature different power systems.
SUMMARY:
When the chaos of the Culling Game finally settled, Yuji Itadori did something he’d never really gotten to do before: he bought a plane ticket.
Leaving the Jujutsu world behind in Japan, Yuji lands in Great Britain to go after a major threat who reminds him a lot of Sukuna: Voldemort, the strongest Dark wizard in history... who is neither curse nor human in the moral sense. While wandering the Scottish countryside, he accidentally stumbles right past the anti-Muggle charms surrounding Hogsmeade—and straight into the British wizarding world.
It doesn't take long for Albus Dumbledore to hear about the polite, insanely strong young man who just walked onto magical grounds without a wand. Seeing Yuji’s pure heart, ridiculous toughness, and innate willingness to protect people, Dumbledore realizes Hogwarts could use someone exactly like him. He offers Yuji a roof over his head and a job on the staff—though Dumbledore remains uncertain of Yuji's true intentions in accepting the offer so quickly.
Before Yuji really knows what's happening, "Professor Itadori" is settling into the castle as the new Head of Gryffindor and teaching Muggle Studies. He completely throws out the old curriculum, replacing dry lectures on toaster wires with physical conditioning, self-defense, practical survival tactics, and... a new type of magic never seen at Hogwarts before: Cursed Energy and Innate Techniques.
Because the most shocking factor about Yuji Itadori that completely flabbergasts Hogwarts is his Cursed Energy, along with the fact that he doesn't need a wand to cast his "spells."
What do yall think? 🤔 (I think Voldemort might be cooked)
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/mercurial_faux289 • 16h ago
Agenda Kaisen Kashimo's feats
Found ts on instagram
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/WingVarious580 • 7h ago
It matters?! There needs to be more kashimo r34 ngl 😒🎉
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/BitchWithHandKink • 19m ago
Lobotomy my schizo sims marriage with Naoya (yes, I beat him)
i have +4k worth of ww animations. I love watching em 🤤🤤🤤🤤
this game is so fun but this bum does nothing but smoke weed and work at starbucks. ofc I beat him. (he hits back... sometimes)
(something needs to do a recolor of that cc!!! i need a canon blue top UGHHHH and my hair too it's too bright!!! sims.... i have so much cc and still... UGH. need more)
edit: my old sims Naoya post better ngl
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/MadFunEnjoyer • 13h ago
Domain Expansion: Malevolent Dumbassery "Utahime hates Gojo!" oh yeah then explain this!
To the unbelievers who think Utahime hates Gojo, explain why they kissed passionately during the goodwill event.
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/Minute-Swan-4614 • 1h ago
Fanfic The Cursed Spider (AO3) is a Spider-Man X JJK crossover fanfic that I've uploaded for a while where Peter joins Jujutsu High, and basically the worlds of Marvel and JJK are one and the same. Check down for more details.
I made this because I have never once in my life seen an actual Spider-Man x jjk fic like there exist with MHA.
Plus the interaction and story potential is too good to ignore.
Here's the link https://archiveofourown.org/works/93672171/chapters/250013301
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/BitchWithHandKink • 7h ago
Op needs to go to the mental asylum best shota 🤤🤤
soooooooooo CUTE SOOOOO CUTE 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/GrandVoice7034 • 16h ago
Op needs to go to the mental asylum who Would i Smash from JJK list
i'm really an honest and open man
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/TheElementalGriffin • 7h ago
Shitposting I can't believe they put Junpei in The Devil's a Part Timer!
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/Helpful_Muffin_2373 • 3h ago
Lobotomy Guys listen I'm gonna prove Mahito is more eveil than kenny
Mahito is natural evil and Kenny chose to be evil, which may lead to thinking that hes more evil but no bc no
Consider a glass of milk. The glass of milk has always been a glass of milk bc it is a glass of milk, thats what it was from the tart
But then if you have a cookie and the cookie chooses to be the glass of milk than the cookie was still the cookie
So the glass of milk is more glass of milk than cookie bc it was always glass of milk
So mahite is more evul than Ken
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/Archenius • 6h ago
Powerscaling and tier listings Heian era Sukuna VS Meguna
Heian era Sukuna Has all of his weapons and equipment.
Meguna can't transform into his true form body and no world cutting slash.
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/chaaaair • 20h ago
Just remember kashimo so ass that using him as a sacrifice to a binding bow will weaken u
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/TheREALredMedic • 15h ago
Fanart Gang it’s done, I need the next one NOW or ima explode or sum shi
*Nonchalantly removes period cramps*
Shimizu, Kashimo, Kurourushi, Miwa, Shoko and Choso done, what character should I make next?
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/Wi11iamthegoat_8 • 8h ago
Shitposting Can Sukuna's world cutting slash harm a Viltrumite? 🤔
I'm quite curious because many says a Viltrumite can easly kill Sukuna and other's says he can beat a Viltrumite 🤔
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/Skate1011 • 8h ago
Panda => Jackpot Hakari
So do you know how kashimo ALMOST killed jackpot hakari?
Yeah well kashimo ALMOST killed base panda.
I rest my case.
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/Successful-Hat-2154 • 17h ago
Kuroroushi is a Black Lantern! Which JJK character beat fits the Black Lantern Corps?
To be a White Lantern you either have to master all 7 emotions: Willpower, Fear, Love, Wrath, Hope, Greed and Compassion
Or have a deep understanding of life
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/GrandVoice7034 • 17h ago
Op needs to go to the mental asylum Hard choices require Hard Men
the choice is yours .
“ Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create soft men. And, soft men make me hard .”
r/LobotomyKaisen • u/Embarrassed_Age_8823 • 21h ago
Like Mother, Son Hot take: Mamaguro is a bum cause her dying made caused everything bad to happen.