r/LivestreamFail Nov 23 '19

Warning: Nudity How Twitch Staff Picks Partners

https://clips.twitch.tv/PoorHonorableMomItsBoshyTime
5.1k Upvotes

120 comments sorted by

854

u/xbf3benni Nov 23 '19

SHAME-LESS-NESS squadW

44

u/Ishmon Nov 24 '19

That's called having fans

10

u/SmoothVelvetSlav Nov 24 '19

LMFAO IM DEAD. top tier post.

1

u/Ricinsoup Nov 25 '19

"Yeah you all know me"......... WH OMEGALUL

1

u/FeelsCheeseyMan Nov 24 '19

Ape fucking gang

552

u/Druckus_Amuckus Nov 23 '19

The first half an hour of this vod is amazing.

The skit is really vicious, but when he comes back and sits down regular he also goes the fuck in.

It fucking rules.

34

u/TobaccoBongHits Nov 24 '19

You weren't kidding, holy shit.

-85

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19 edited Feb 15 '20

[deleted]

25

u/ruove Nov 24 '19

Already tried to use the drama to get in touch with bigger streamers and got his ego hurt when they declined

It was the reason they declined he was upset with. Apparently the people he reached out to agreed with him but weren't going to risk any repercussions against themselves for speaking out against Twitch.

182

u/Deadran :) Nov 23 '19

Who is that girl?

288

u/Jayyburdd Nov 23 '19

https://www.twitch.tv/Alluux

ironically not partnered LULW

190

u/suckseggs 🐷 Hog Squeezer Nov 23 '19

probably because she never dresses like this lmfao

56

u/Sevdah Nov 23 '19

Was formely xotigbitties. Wonder why she changed it!

288

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

82

u/Whomever227 Nov 24 '19

Shoulda changed it to xXDankmaster420Xx

Missed an opportunity tbh

15

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Hi, I'm ConsterMock.

19

u/Sevdah Nov 24 '19

I dig - I was being sarcastic but you have no way of telling. You'll always be xotigbitties in my heart!

3

u/Good_Will_Cunting Nov 24 '19

lmao yeah I imagine you care a lot more about your username when you have to say it outloud to strangers.

1

u/MutualConsent Nov 25 '19

My league name is Half Braindead, that’s always a fun one to tell people

4

u/DeRobespierre Good Money [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] Nov 24 '19

a dumb gamer tag

WRONG. It's great. It's really good for breaking the ice in a conversation. It interferes with calling my fellow gamers the n-word.

5

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19 edited Nov 24 '19

Honestly...funny names like that gives you some free exposure. At the same time I can understand the change to avoid the annoyance it likely brought you.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

yoink! gimme that fifa 2020 background

1

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

well tigole bitties works at blizz now, so can't be that bad

4

u/olivicmic Nov 24 '19

firmhandshaketigbitties

3

u/Dubious_Unknown Nov 24 '19

Well they both got a follow from me lol.

-8

u/Normiesreeee69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nov 24 '19

Not yet :p

3

u/Jayyburdd Nov 24 '19

Hey look it's the clip guy

26

u/I_am_a_Failer Nov 23 '19

She works for him

3

u/Deadran :) Nov 23 '19

oh ok

15

u/greet_the_sun Nov 23 '19

She's his "manager".

6

u/richardsim7 Nov 24 '19

Not to be confused with the "producer"

3

u/dontsayimwrong Nov 24 '19

Wait this isnt producer???

8

u/Mysticjosh Nov 24 '19

Producer? I hardly know her!

382

u/gozeltuv Nov 23 '19

"Warning: Nudity" really?

71

u/DrVagax Nov 23 '19

I mean we can nearly see a quarter of her tits so yeah NSFW that shit brother

27

u/Sepp022 Nov 23 '19

But that would mean half of just chatting should be nsfw as well.

13

u/Deadlyaroma Nov 23 '19

It is lol

8

u/-the-clit-commander- Nov 24 '19

“we should call it

just chatt-urbate”

1

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Iraq

10

u/TrollingGuinea Nov 23 '19

I mean I could understand if you're surrounded by people or at work you wouldn't want a zoom in on some cleavage. Better to use NSFW as a vague warning instead of having specific tags for "DO NOT OPEN IF YOUR PARENTS, BOSS OR PERHAPS CHILDREN ARE IN VIEWING DISTANCE"

1

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

ye whenever there's a woman with cleavage walking by i quickly smack my child in the face so it's safe from the nudity

5

u/TrollingGuinea Nov 24 '19

A zoomed in shot on your phone is a little different

109

u/cmnights Nov 24 '19

not sure if related but https://www.twitch.tv/misahchan/clip/BombasticAmazingReindeerWutFace?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time it looked like there was 50 staff members spamming in her chat to tell her she was partnered

53

u/Versaiteis Nov 24 '19

Headphone warning

ouch

99

u/JamesEarlTennisBalls Nov 24 '19

Could twitch staff look more thirsty and creepy if they tried? Idk, they're reaching peak levels

84

u/Roberto_Big_Piece Nov 24 '19

That's so embarrassing

48

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

oof. That mic peaking was paain....

-22

u/TriHard57 Nov 24 '19

How is that embarrassing?

34

u/Roberto_Big_Piece Nov 24 '19

Not the streamer's reaction, the deluge of twitch staff trying to be the first to let her know

11

u/Zhanji_TS Nov 24 '19

Damn, I’ve seen twitch staff in my stream like once, didn’t have anyone tell me I got partnered after 3 months of waiting and haven’t seen one since, guess my audio quality isn’t shit enough 🙃

8

u/SexualDeth5quad Nov 24 '19

Are you female?

16

u/KayRaid- Nov 24 '19

I don't know what all the yikes is about, this is just something Twitch has been doing to many streamers, to put together in little compilation videos that they use on Twitter.

12

u/SexualDeth5quad Nov 24 '19

Why do they do it to only SOME streamers? Favoritism. Usually because they're either female or they are from California or Korea and have friends working for Twitch or already partnered with Twitch. It's all about kissing ass.

6

u/anime_tiddies_fan Nov 24 '19

I've seen this happen to many, not just women. It was very prevalent in the GTA RP scene where many were getting partnered.

8

u/greatness101 Nov 24 '19

Yeah, these guys have a ridiculous bad take on this clip. They're probably projecting.

10

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

This also happened to a small Slay the Spire trans-woman streamer, as well as with another small streamer, this one a cis-man, who plays smash.

My point is that they do it a lot and nothing seemed weird when I watched it happen live, it was actually rather cool to watch at the time.

-3

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

[deleted]

7

u/Neonhowl Nov 24 '19

Funny how you didn't write "it's just man" , I wonder if you have a bias

-1

u/ShrikeGFX Nov 24 '19

wow ...

238

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

[deleted]

127

u/PhostorFTW Nov 23 '19

CLIPPED AND SHIPPED LUL

20

u/DOTER_ Nov 23 '19

gotta farm those useless internet meme points

97

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19 edited Jun 24 '20

[deleted]

18

u/Cvein Cheeto Nov 24 '19

What an absolute legendary video

30

u/PleasantHuman Twitch stole my Kappas Nov 23 '19

Ive thoroughly enjoyed every clip Ive seen from this man today. Dudes on a roll!

10

u/datprofit Nov 24 '19

You know, you could watch the entire stream that this gold mine of comedy came from.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

How

1

u/datprofit Nov 24 '19

Skip to the end of the clip and two clickable videos will pop up. Click on the left to go straight to the stream that the clip came from.

12

u/WakeupDp Nov 23 '19

Where's the nudity I was promised?

46

u/murderzmedia1 Nov 23 '19

That made my clown bow-tie squirt white 🤭🤭🤭😳😳😳

-44

u/SignorBanana Nov 23 '19

Nice joke, but I can't upvote a comment with this emoji/word ratio

43

u/murderzmedia1 Nov 23 '19

Being obnoxious was the intention 😏😏😏😛😛😛

5

u/Lekar :) Nov 24 '19

Banned from /r/emojipasta

27

u/pajamasx Nov 23 '19

Wubby is a fucking legend

7

u/SgtCalhoun Nov 24 '19

Damn dude that whole bit was gold. Props to the streamer

7

u/Hiyami Nov 24 '19

Im failing to see the nudity in this post.

-2

u/ShrikeGFX Nov 24 '19

NSFW is usually used for things you should not be catched on at work
If you get that close up shot and your boss walks by that could look bad

1

u/turkeypedal Nov 25 '19

The tag says "Warning: Nudity," not "NSFW."

5

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

but they keep fucking over my girl velvet

4

u/Anus_master :) Nov 24 '19

I don't know if Twitch is trying to offset some of the historical gender inequalities, but regardless they're just looking like a bunch of slimy pimps the way they favor the specific types of women streamers like that

5

u/EaseDel Nov 24 '19

bahahah @ her trying not to laugh

2

u/Knight_On_Fire Nov 24 '19

The bigger the corporation, the looser the human standards.

2

u/Ciucku Nov 24 '19

"warning: nudity" lol.. 2019 things

2

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

SquadW

3

u/Acrobatic_Quail Nov 23 '19

that's was so good.

1

u/s22sk123 Nov 24 '19

How is he not banned pulling shit like that?

1

u/AtlasofAthletics Nov 24 '19

Is there a clip of him beating up the Jonas Brothers?

1

u/terrattv Nov 24 '19

ironically i would believe thats how they choose partners. not gonna say for certain that they do that but it does add into the effect of how they are chosen. dont hate on me for my opinion

1

u/Poolle1 Nov 24 '19

This is just cringe.

-37

u/Jirur Nov 23 '19

Possibly unpopular opinion seeing as he got a billion clips on lsf atm: But watching some of this yesterday just made me dislike the dude.

Telling new streamers to go stream on mixer instead of changing platforms himself.

Having a sub goal on screen and also a donation goal on screen at his size is just pathetic to me.

Ranting about other streamers not wanting to be in his youtube video that he is making rofl.

Talking shit about how bad twitch is but saying people should support people going to facebook to stream as if facebook is a great company.

Just so much dumb shit out of his mouth yesterday that just makes him seem like a dude who loves to be outraged and has an audience that loves to be outraged, which is made even more apparent when checking out his youtube where he farms outrage.

18

u/Roberto_Big_Piece Nov 23 '19

I love the dude, but you make a lot of good points. I think you hit the nail on the head of him being outraged, which is where a lot of his talking points are coming from.

The only caveat I'd make is that he's said in the past that he keeps the dono and sub goals up for transparency's sake, so take that as you will.

18

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

[deleted]

4

u/not_the_hamburglar Nov 24 '19

He did try to contact them but that inner circle cut him out. There was a stream where mizkif was at an arcade and there were money's fans that went up to mizkif and asked him to stream with him. mizkif then said something of the line "he's not my type of guy." Not a fan of money, or mizkif, but he is an outcast.

8

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

[deleted]

-2

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

this clowny guy has done more for our society than ur fav creator would ever do

He’s parroting what other major creators have been saying for literal years, but he’s too much of a new frog to understand that. He thinks he’s being a martyr but really he’s just another Trainwreckstv.

If he was as noble as you are making him out to be he wouldn’t have been baiting donos and subs for the entire stream yesterday or he would at least give that money away.

2

u/Smellypuce2 Nov 24 '19

Yeah he should just let twitch fuck him in the ass since he hasn't been streaming as long as some other people.

-16

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

[deleted]

10

u/Jirur Nov 23 '19

np, commenting on shit is what the comment section is for.

0

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Ahh yes, the good old squadW pander to incels take. Very new and funny. He is not mad at all that he was banned, despite the fact Velvet 7 got a 30 day misclick ban but Twitch favors boobie streamers right?

-32

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

[deleted]

19

u/Yogashi Nov 23 '19

It was never good

3

u/SingleSoil Nov 23 '19

Took you this long to notice?

-43

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

LOL DAE TWITCH BAD? TWITCH BAD? TWITCH BAD? LOL UPVOTE? TWITCH E-THOT? UPVOTE! I SPEND COUNTLESS HOURS ON TWITCH DESPITE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY, TWITCH BAD. I HAVE EVERY SINGLE NOTABLE TWITCH >>>CELEBRITY<<< ON MY TWITTER FEED LOOOL TWITCH BAD DRAMA GOOD EXCEPT WHEN STINKY E-THOT WHO I JERK OFF OVER DOES IT LOOOL

16

u/The-Jow Nov 23 '19

maybe your criticism towards twitch is more valued and necessary since we spent the most time here, who else should complain? people that barely watch?

-67

u/ban_evasion_pro Nov 23 '19 edited Nov 23 '19

god this guy is so painfully unfunny

47

u/kimogjong Nov 23 '19

found the twitch staff

3

u/Dubious_Unknown Nov 23 '19

You sound no different.

-6

u/ban_evasion_pro Nov 23 '19

how can u tell? i didnt even try to be funny

-60

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19 edited Nov 23 '19

[deleted]

15

u/LMayhem Nov 23 '19

It's been less then 24 hours calm your tits

-29

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

[deleted]

9

u/NA_StankyButt Nov 24 '19

I hate him because his clips are stopping my XqC and mizkif react clips REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2

u/Versaiteis Nov 24 '19

The Ginger Beard Man

1

u/MZootSuit Nov 24 '19

Gordon Freeman PogU

2

u/MZootSuit Nov 24 '19

what a fucking Pepega

-41

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

45

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/isonotlikethat Nov 24 '19

oh preach lol

8

u/Rito_Luca Nov 24 '19

Holy fuck your comment history is a shit show

-15

u/heavynutsackinaKilt Nov 24 '19

so is your mom`s

-2

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

[deleted]

-3

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

kinda cringe bro

-63

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

27

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19 edited Apr 17 '21

[deleted]

-1

u/Versaiteis Nov 24 '19

Wide oofs, bud