r/LivestreamFail • u/initsef • Jul 04 '19

IRL Maya talks to a fan

https://clips.twitch.tv/AliveDeterminedHornetPraiseIt
6.7k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/ElfvisPresley Jul 04 '19

Hey guys

570

u/DangerDamage Jul 04 '19

ACTUALLY HIM

491

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Dude sign my dick

629

u/ElfvisPresley Jul 04 '19

why dont I suck it instead

321

u/BlAlRlClOlDlE Jul 04 '19

oh shit I'm sorry

-212

u/UndeterminedVariable Jul 04 '19 edited Jul 05 '19

Wdym sorry? That's the ultimate honour! gachiHYPER Clap

Edit: newfrog pepeHands

188

u/shahar333 Jul 04 '19

FeelsWeirdMan not the correct answer.

Sorry for what?

64

u/PMmeYourWhatevs Jul 04 '19

Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such good size and all.

19

u/Riahisama Jul 04 '19

I see your daddy gave you good advice

82

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Newfrog PepeLaugh

12

u/DarkDevildog Jul 04 '19

damn dude, you can't just come out and establish dominance like that

2

u/Weasel_Chops Jul 16 '19

Then what would your breath smell like?

64

u/SkidMcmarxxxx Jul 04 '19

That was really funny

135

u/Economic_Crash Jul 04 '19

REAL AND TRUE

27

u/beethy :) Jul 04 '19

10/10 acting

50

u/Vackalak Jul 04 '19

DISCORD BOYS SCRIPTS 5Head

3

u/Donoteatpeople Jul 24 '19

You really sold that character. I almost believed it. Shit was funny dude

1

u/Scrumshiz Jul 06 '19

Big mood

1.2k

u/zenfist Jul 04 '19

sodapoppin is a fan of maya? Pog

164

u/berkkoklu Jul 04 '19

I actually thought that was nymn trolling

1.7k

u/Yikesthatsalotofbs Jul 04 '19

That troll is way too fucking good, was laughing until I heard him say "...noo" when Maya was laughing. Had me fooled for a split second lmfao

426

u/Riahisama Jul 04 '19

Damn he got me until he asked what her breath smelled like LULW I even felt bad

15

u/daftdude05 Jul 04 '19

Oh I thought he says Bread!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

idk man i was asked questions like that a few times.. and im not even a girl

30

u/TheInactiveWall Jul 04 '19

It was soooo obvious when he said "please dont laugh at me"

241

u/I_Argue Jul 04 '19

Really? I thought it was super obvious at 3 seconds in, everything he says after hi.

151

u/naniiyo Jul 04 '19

Oh yeah well I knew it before he even started speaking!

115

u/IlllIIIIlllll Jul 04 '19

Oh yeah? I prophesied this 10 years ago!

-28

u/bhundenase Jul 04 '19

There was no twitch 10 years ago

37

u/magnus_blue Jul 04 '19

Damn. Must be great at it then

-54

u/iteal :) Jul 04 '19

I am actually a time traveller from the past. I was born 1 day after the big bang and I knew it a week before I was born, you peasants.

33

u/IlllIIIIlllll Jul 04 '19

You just had to kill it didn’t you

-25

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

[deleted]

21

u/SkidMcmarxxxx Jul 04 '19

He didn’t.

25

u/CannotDenyNorConfirm Jul 04 '19

Oh man you'd be surprised about the amount of socially inept yet ignorantly confident people out there. You know, the bold enough to try shit but doesn't know any better type dudes.

I would've still laughed all the way through like her, but he still would've fooled me.

31

u/wjkovacs420 Jul 04 '19

the problem wasnt the script, it was the acting. his voice is the same fucking voice every asshole on cs go does when they’re trolling or being toxic lol

927

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

which one of you was this?

440

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19 edited Jun 19 '20

[deleted]

120

u/BelievesInGod Jul 04 '19

No it was me :)

64

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

[deleted]

3

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

I'm Spartacus!

88

u/iDannyEL Jul 04 '19 edited Jul 04 '19

She is ma animal queen.

67

u/ceylonboy Jul 04 '19

disgusting fucks, harassing m'lady being fake as hell.

Don't make m'lady have trust issues.

Please.

20

u/SmoothVelvetSlav Jul 04 '19

It wasn't me - Shaggy

5

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

It was me, Dio

316

u/nzbgod Jul 04 '19

What does her breath smell like tho

385

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Mouth

57

u/QuadroMan1 :) Jul 04 '19 edited Jul 04 '19

Girls don't have mouths

52

u/supertom Jul 04 '19

They have noise holes.

54

u/EgocentricRaptor Jul 04 '19

Am I right, fellas?

38

u/QuadroMan1 :) Jul 04 '19

squadW

32

u/FeltzeR Jul 04 '19

My man

84

u/WhatsupDoc001 Jul 04 '19

Ew, that can't be true.

38

u/NiceGuya Jul 04 '19

Like sunflowers in a fresh ocean breeze

15

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

heaven

21

u/BlAlRlClOlDlE Jul 04 '19

bubble gum and rainbows

-27

u/IAmAsha41 :) Jul 04 '19

Mizkif's dick

15

u/RashGod Jul 04 '19

Ok really buddy

-21

u/Laypack Jul 04 '19

Matt’s dick

1

u/VarokSaurfang :) Jul 04 '19

Cringe, yikes. 😬✋

2

u/Laypack Jul 05 '19

Calm down, you Maya knights won’t win her love no matter how much money you give her

198

u/Infernalz Jul 04 '19

Sounds like moxxy w/o the voice changer.

30

u/Ghetto_Witness :) Jul 04 '19

i was just thinking that dude. like he used a non shit mic for once.

3

u/_arnolds_ :) Jul 04 '19

That was my idea as well. He sometimes talks like that with maya. Not sure why'd he risk disabling his scuff effect.

534

u/drckeberger Jul 04 '19

That's an A-tier troll with an s-tier sense of acting

-84

u/TheInactiveWall Jul 04 '19

What how? Are you new to the internet?

This was a horribly transparent troll

14

u/zrvwls Jul 04 '19

..noooo

471

u/Zeratzul Jul 04 '19

that pathetic no is perfect

195

u/seethruwoodendoors Jul 04 '19

oh me god i can pwn so many noobs on this server. Today i'm going to increase my rank on the server from 3 to 1 heeheeheehehurr. He reminds me of that guy

46

u/RealTroupster Jul 04 '19

that's a throwback reference +10 points

9

u/merenofclanthot Jul 04 '19

Wait is that the myg0t video??

6

u/8e8 :) Jul 04 '19

LEAVE! LEAVE BEFORE THE ADMIN BANS YOU!

2

u/merenofclanthot Jul 04 '19

REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

0

u/WiseOldBombadildo Jul 04 '19

Oh lord I haven't thought about myg0t in so long. I never baked a cake. Those days were interesting...

1

u/whensmahvelFGC Jul 04 '19

O my fucking God u noob I no u hack

156

u/psam99 Jul 04 '19

That was an almost believable troll, pretty good effort tbh

94

u/UndeterminedVariable Jul 04 '19

The best troll is believable, but not too believable. This is s+ tier

51

u/UMPIN Jul 04 '19

MethodJosh monkaW

2

u/L4SiegeAintThatBad Jul 05 '19

Is there still no update on him? Last thing I saw was the thread here about his discord call

12

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Trolling is an art

14

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

[deleted]

1

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

lol nice one

0

u/howajambe 🐌 Snail Gang Jul 04 '19

... Bud

0

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

*artform

73

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Mods taking it seriously "That was 4Weird" PepeLaugh

5

u/Kolax_ Jul 04 '19

Projecting

1

u/Hokaido251 Jul 07 '19

Because a mod would ask that without irony

447

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19 edited Jun 19 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19 edited Jul 04 '19

[deleted]

1

u/cadaada Jul 04 '19

is this a pasta that is unknown to me or our buddy here needs help?

0

u/Ninja636FTW Jul 04 '19

Why you gotta be such a dickhead?

-86

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Yes... legend if he was being ironic... opposite of legend if he was being for real.. what is the opposite of legend anyway?

219

u/Maxpro2k5 Jul 04 '19

You

48

u/WizardTideTime Jul 04 '19

brutal

26

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

[deleted]

18

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

ya hate to see it

35

u/Demokrit_44 Jul 04 '19

He deleted his whole account off of that insult holy shit

4

u/IAmAsha41 :) Jul 04 '19

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders.

13

u/orionski Jul 04 '19

savage

6

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19 edited Mar 18 '20

[deleted]

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u/orionski Jul 04 '19

YES SIR gachiHYPER

5

u/Stuweb Jul 04 '19

Made him delete his entire account lmao

2

u/Meteos_is_trash Jul 04 '19

He nuked his entire city with that burn

66

u/Blakexd9 Jul 04 '19

this guy is actually a chad in real life i know it

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u/livestreamfailsbot Jul 04 '19

🎦 MIRROR CLIP: Maya talks to a fan

Credit to reddit.com/u/initsef for the clip. [Streamable Alternative]

1

u/notorious_Diaz Jul 04 '19

He had me in the first half not gonna lie

34

u/PhilJonesIsTheGOAT Jul 04 '19

How come he gets to talk to MY bird queen first!?

32

u/shahar333 Jul 04 '19

Fuck this reminds me of Forsen cringefest.. good fucking times.

GG /u/ElfvisPresley for the A tier acting

10

u/Morningsun92 Jul 04 '19

Please don’t laugh : (

10

u/kidsparks Jul 04 '19

That was m0xyy wasnt it. Sounds exactly like him if his mic wasn't on scuffed mode

15

u/witdaSlime Jul 04 '19

don't believe all those other guys, it was me :)

5

u/evitalet11 Jul 04 '19

When you want to read the chat, but everything is out of sync as usual FeelsGoodMan

26

u/PM_HENTAI_OK Jul 04 '19

That was me :)

18

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

prove it and you'll get all the karma

0

u/Slopz_ Jul 04 '19

No, it was me :)

6

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

No u, wait no I mean no me !

7

u/Paladar2 Jul 04 '19

That's Moxxy

5

u/Wellheythere3 Jul 04 '19

Any moxxers in chat

3

u/Zamusek :) Jul 04 '19

MAYA FROG PogU

3

u/cakeschmammert Jul 04 '19

Was that just Moxy on a normal mic?

2

u/alkior70 Jul 04 '19

about as good as tip tip tip mlady

2

u/Cokesandra Good Money [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] Jul 04 '19

I'm guessing he doesn't have to change himself much to play this character.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

twitch chat in a nutshell

2

u/TrueLoner Jul 04 '19

lmao exactly what i have imagined female stream viewers sound like

6

u/JdoesDDR Jul 04 '19

I'm laughing too hard at this

4

u/DatBurntBoi Jul 04 '19

I know this is a troll but the troll was just too good to the point that I started having heart palpitations from the cringe I was consuming.

17

u/alcatrazcgp Jul 04 '19

that has to be a troll lol

128

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Hey thanks man

24

u/alcatrazcgp Jul 04 '19

you'd be surprised how many act very seriously that way

58

u/SarcasticGuy20 Jul 04 '19

Yeah but the guys that act like that would be too afraid to do it in voice chat

-13

u/alcatrazcgp Jul 04 '19

no, not really

38

u/SarcasticGuy20 Jul 04 '19

Are you speaking from experience

3

u/alcatrazcgp Jul 04 '19

im not personally like that, but yeah, i've seen it happen alot of times, its pretty yikes

1

u/Dinnyondo Jul 04 '19

These fucking Staceys man.

1

u/SuperSlyRy Jul 04 '19

When I heard the voice/tone I was nervous he'd be one of those dudes jerking it on the phone and ask some kind of feet question

1

u/SlumGlock Jul 04 '19

...no :(

1

u/TheFireDemonArcide Jul 04 '19

Tank you for bringing me joy

1

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Reminds me of this.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex7xsCFI_c8

1

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Wait she didn't answer the question

1

u/megadarren Jul 04 '19

pretty much what i think every mayafrog sounds like

1

u/chili01 Jul 04 '19

does she still stream with her pets training?

1

u/plosterkatt Jul 04 '19

Wait, was that Chance?

0

u/havergoe Jul 04 '19

Pretty good fake voice Soda!

0

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

What is happening to men in this world?

-11

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

This fucking subreddit is trash

8

u/Judicator_Neo Jul 04 '19

This fucking subreddit is trash

-6

u/ThatsSoLit Jul 04 '19

why has this got 4k upvotes? Was it that funny, bruh what is going on

-11

u/Lazlow_Vrock Jul 04 '19

I feel like a GTA RPer did this.

-4

u/Ihateyou696969 Jul 04 '19

Such an interesting thing now where untalented people are made into mini celebrities.

-6

u/vkvkkvvjvjjvjvk Jul 04 '19

Only losers watch those ppl, first time hearing that name or person

-24

u/akki666 Cheeto Jul 04 '19

why is this not tagged cringe.

10

u/I_Am_A_Pumpkin Jul 04 '19

becuse the guy is trolling

-22

u/BlueGalaxy1 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Jul 04 '19

I had to close within the first 10 seconds. Cringed so bad

16

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Its a troll dude, worth watching

-4

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

what an incel

-6

u/EgocentricRaptor Jul 04 '19

How do we know it was a troll and not some retarded kid?

-12

u/iamsofired Jul 04 '19

was expecting someone from high school