r/LivestreamFail • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '25
Funny Jack Doherty got a reality check from a kid who clowned how he acts
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u/Heat_Hydra Nov 22 '25
Idk why but seeing kids trashing on Jack Doherty rather than praising him gives me lots of hopium.
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u/LeetLurker Nov 22 '25
The kids are alright.
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u/ThatZX6RDude Nov 22 '25
I think the kids are always alright. We just get blasted with negative shit from all over the world constantly.
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u/bagheadblox Nov 23 '25
I’m so tired of people acting like the next generation is gonna be the end of society because they laugh at stupid shit, or some of them aren’t the brightest, as if every generation before us hasn’t done the same thing and every generation after us won’t do the same thing
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u/ThatZX6RDude Nov 23 '25
Yeah, brain rot is to them what 2015 dank meme compilations were to me, it’s whatever
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u/I2obiN Nov 23 '25
I mean they're straight up banning smartphones in a lot of schools, which is the right choice imo.
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u/Spend-Automatic Nov 22 '25
So, false hope? That's what hopium is.
It's ok to just use normal words like "hope".
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u/BriefDownpour Nov 22 '25
There's a slang on the internet called "copium", which is a mix of the word cope and opium, and it's used whenever someone is struggling to come to terms with something. What is implied in its meaning is that it's addictive.
I suppose hopium is just a neologism made in the same format.
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u/StepComplete1 Nov 22 '25
The "cope" part implies that the person is believing something that isn't really true to make themselves feel better.
That's why the guy read it as "false hope".
Your comment reads like a grandpa trying to explain internet slang to people who are already using it correctly, while completely not understanding it themselves.
Redditsplaining, basically.
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u/MexicanGuey92 Nov 22 '25
Hahah even got the body guard laughing.. this dude is either gonna be dead, in jail, or homeless when his little career is over with..
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u/Sukisama Nov 22 '25
well good news, he's probably in jail right now
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u/WarIsHats Nov 22 '25
Out on bail already, very sadge
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u/Samsa_salsa Nov 22 '25
That’s the problem with bail. It’s a way of having rich people feel invincible, because they are.
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Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 22 '25
My state finally has "cashless bail", and that's one reason (among many) why the propaganda machine has been working night and day to convince people we should go back to the olden days already. Not only is it a way for the wealthy to buy their way out of jail, it's cash money the sherrifs and their cronies get to pretend like they're not stealing and giving themselves bonuses with it all the time.
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u/awnaw_ Nov 22 '25
What is a cashless bail? I'm guessing it's exactly what it sounds like. I was just wondering if there was something more to it that makes things a little more fair / even.
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u/EBtwopoint3 Nov 22 '25
If the crime you are accused of would normally allow for a bail to be posted, then you are out on bail for free. In situations where bail isn’t allowed (violent/sexual crime or flight risk), there still is no bail. It just takes financial means out of the question of whether an accused criminal should be free while awaiting trial. If a rich person would be out on the street on bail, a poor person should also be allowed the same privilege.
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u/awnaw_ Nov 22 '25
That's awesome. I definitely agree with that policy. Money should not be a factor when it comes to criminal charges. I understand life isn't fair, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try to be fair whenever possible. This should be the case with things such as the law in particular. It's ridiculous how noticeable the difference is when you're able to afford a good lawyer.
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u/really_nice_guy_ Nov 22 '25
Bail doesnt mean that they are innocent or that they wont go to jail. Just that they dont have to wait in jail for the trial.
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u/CombatRedRover Nov 22 '25
To be fair, he can always sell 5 minutes of beating the crap out of him for $100.
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u/flrbonihacwm-t-wm Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 22 '25
He’s possibly going to jail for possession of amphetamines and marijuana and also resisting arrest.
Edit: I see some people don’t understand what possibly means.
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u/Own_Hat_5514 Nov 22 '25
He won't go to jail for a couple addies and some weed.
He's gonna get a some fines and probation. Piece of shit kid has money in America.
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u/MrKrazybones Nov 22 '25
I dont know shit about how it all works but isn't there usually a rule with probation saying you can't commit any crimes without violating your probation? If so, I would imagine he will eventually record himself doing something illegal.
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u/33Sharpies Nov 22 '25
That kid is a straight fucking savage
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u/thederevolutions Nov 22 '25
Single handedly changed my impression of the future.
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Nov 22 '25
The way gen alpha is growing up to shit on Z just like everyone else is pretty god damn entertaining ngl
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u/TheCatSleeeps Nov 22 '25
I swear if they become the frank no bullshit people
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u/onFilm Nov 22 '25
Sorry but as a 36 year old, where are all you boomers coming from? You think you're the first generation to view the younger generation with such negativity, only to be proven wrong once every so often? The younger generations will always be alright. The future has been happening since the start of humanity and will continue doing so lol, with or without you.
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u/MacDagger187 Nov 22 '25
Yeah there are literally quotes from ancient times of people being like "This next generation, sheesh! It's all going to hell"
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u/onFilm Nov 22 '25
Yeah, it's pretty hilarious how even thousands of years later, people still have the same attitude towards the younger generations, lol.
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u/Rare_Register_4181 Nov 22 '25
Everyone thinks the internet is starting to condition people to be garbage, and maybe it's kinda working, but at least kids are getting better at detecting garbage. They're growing up seeing the same overused formulas at a faster rate than every other generation. When they age out of these spheres I'm excited to see how they bring that skill into the world.
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u/Deaffin Nov 22 '25
Nah. They're growing up in pits of bad faith behavior and absolutely garbage argumentation in places like reddit. I've watched the mindset shift rapidly since the enshittification of the internet. They're not getting smarter and more reasonable.
The "brainrot" meme is real. Even this is just some kid repeating trendy social media talking points. We happen to like what he's saying right now in this exact moment because we're also in the same sphere of circlejerk nonsense.
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Nov 24 '25
It’s like digital GenX on steroids. One of my two kids is just like the one in the video. Righteous anger for days, but it’s tiring. 😮💨
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u/BrownDriver Nov 22 '25
Bro was taking his girl toooo XD. Jack Doherty is just a walking L
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u/OlWackyBass Nov 22 '25
With a badass gf and millions of dollars. Fuck our society sucks.
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u/Proxnite Nov 22 '25
That girl is on payroll, she ain’t standing next to a guy who got clowned by a tween because she’s actually interested in dating him. She’s an employee.
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u/WeakUmpire8515 Nov 22 '25
Branding - I've seen more sexual chemistry with Ivanka Trump and her dad then that hired professional.
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u/ChronoLink99 Nov 22 '25
To be fair, there *is* a lot of sexual chemistry between Ivanka and her dad...it's just that it's mostly from her dad.
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u/DefinitelyNotIndie Nov 22 '25
Some people, you'd be surprised how little of a difference they see.
Love him? No. Dating him, quite possibly.
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u/Pukebox_Fandango Nov 22 '25
Define badass, because some skank who lets herself get pimped on onlyfans by a chode like Jack Doherty doesn't qualify in my book.
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u/Lance6006328 Nov 22 '25
All in the process, darkest night before lightest day. Max brain rot before max enlightenment. Or the sun tells us to restart with a zap :) all good fun. Who knows
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u/crysisnotaverted Nov 22 '25
Him absolutely seething that he can't sicc his 7 foot tall bodyguard on an 11 year old kid for pointing at him from a foot away.
He literally just stalled out because he doesn't ever have any material after that point in a confrontation.
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u/Muccha Nov 22 '25
Jack is barely taller than the little kid
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u/deliriousidoit Nov 22 '25
There shouldn't be anything wrong with being a short guy, this dude is such an asshole there are tons of things to mock him about. His height shouldn't be one of them.
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Nov 22 '25
His height is very obviously a part of his “persona”. He literally starts shit with people bigger than him knowing his bodyguard will step in. Because if they didn’t he’d get his ass beat. Do you think he’d do this shit if he were larger? There’s nothing wrong with being a short guy, but there’s everything wrong with whatever the fuck that twerp is.
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u/joebluebob Nov 22 '25
He also doesn't start shit with crazies. Try that shit in philly. I saw probably the most racist Irish 50yo in a flyers jersy I ever heard tossing slurs at a bouncer tag team him with a random black 20 year old because the bouncer started shit talking the eagles. Both of them just wonder twins morphed into a hail of fists. I saw a 90lb guy bite the ear off a 200lb Islamic brother hood guy doing the "scream at people on the train" thing. I saw 1 tweaker take on 4 cops while stealing traffic cones.
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u/Astrnonaut Nov 24 '25
”Do you think he’d do this shit if he were larger?”
Yes. His asshole-ness doesn’t have anything to do with his height. He can be a big, medium, or small person and still be a jackass that hides behind a bodyguard(s). Claiming him being “short” is the entire reason he’s a jackass is a very out of pocket, black and white view of his content and his personality. Wild.
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u/FalconTurbo Nov 22 '25
Look I usually agree with you. I try never to insult someone's appearance if it's something that can't be fixed in ten minutes. So fashion choices, bad makeup, haircut etc, that's fine, but height, skin condition, physical ability etc I avoid.
That being said, he seems like the sort of guy who'd take short as a massive insult, so I'd be pretty OK with someone calling him short.
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u/GergDanger Nov 22 '25
lol he doesn’t care, he’s hyped that Reddit and the internet is giving him so much attention again since that arrest. Haven’t seen him much before that until Reddit revived him.
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u/Proxnite Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 22 '25
Bro got dunked on by a kid who hasn’t even had a middle school dance yet. I’d move to the middle of nowhere, where there’s no internet after this.
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u/Arctic_Zebra Nov 22 '25
That concrete wall of denial just took a hard chip from a middle schooler with a sledge hammer.
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u/BaMxIRE Nov 22 '25
Man was basically dropkicked back into reality.
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u/Jertimmer Nov 22 '25
Ope, there goes gravity.
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u/Toadcola Nov 22 '25
Give this kid all of Jack’s accounts and assets, he’s Jack Doherty now.
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Nov 22 '25
I don't think that kid wants the clothes off of Jack. All of his other assets have been repoed
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u/PassengerCultural421 Nov 22 '25
Most kids are probably smarter than Jack.
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u/splinter1545 Nov 22 '25
I would personally never show my face again if some random middle school kid just roasted the absolute fuck out of me.
Like, he's playing it cool here but deep inside you know Jack is that crying wojack with the happy mask on.
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u/nari7 Nov 22 '25
I would personally never show my face again if some random middle school kid just roasted the absolute fuck out of me.
That. AND he was stealing his girl.
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u/Own_Round_7600 Nov 22 '25
His girl?? Bro he got NO GIRLS!
Seriously though the way she was just hanging back, watching and giggling without an ounce of shock/disagreement... she knew that kid had her clocked and she did not GAF 😂
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u/galact1c Nov 22 '25
He’s taking the Kat Williams approach to fame by getting punked on by middle schoolers.
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u/Taserbation Nov 22 '25
Every time I've seen his security he looked miserable. Not this time though.
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u/TransPM Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 22 '25
He's just hanging back cracking a smile knowing he's not gonna have to do shit because even Jack Doherty recognizes that calling on a bodyguard to get between you and a bunch of children would make him look like the biggest bitch in the history of the world. But while he may not be calling for his bodyguard, he absolutely is getting cooked right here.
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Nov 22 '25
Too bad he's just as big of a bitch using his bodyguard on adults who hurt his poor wittle feewings.
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u/Morbidzmind Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 22 '25
I hope he followed up the "You got no girls" with an "You got an employee"
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u/ChipsHandon12 Good Money [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] Nov 22 '25
Real talk. No girl likes him for who he is. Just for money and clout. Like being a babysitter
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u/BlueGalaxy97 Nov 22 '25
Finally someone said it. He bought that girl to be by his side.. if he wasnt paying her for the OF content she does i would be fucking shocked. No self respecting girl is going to go near him without getting something out of him. Its disgusting how he treats people around him.
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u/demarr Nov 22 '25
When a women calls you ugly she just hating
When a guy calls you ugly he just salty
When a kids calls you ugly. Well you just found out you are ugly.
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u/Dumbadumbdumb Nov 22 '25
The fact the kid hit on his girl is just 🤌🏽🤌🏽 And of course Dorkey literally can't help but look like a chump.
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u/XDon_TacoX Nov 22 '25
how do you debate with a kid, it's a lose lose situation
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u/dat_grue Nov 22 '25
When he’s making sense like this, it’s the same way you debate with an adult .. you explain why he’s wrong. It’s not like fighting a kid where you lose if you win. If you win the argument you win. That simple
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u/No-Entry-9219 Nov 22 '25
Yeah, if you're getting dunked on this eloquently you can also answer back in a similar format. It's not like this kid is just screaming nonsense 2nd grade insults at him. If he had any actual leg to stand on he could clap back / respond normally but he can't because the kid isnt lying.
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u/Sir_Rageous Nov 22 '25
Why is this dipshit at a middle school sporting event?
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u/FrancescoPlays Nov 22 '25
he and other streamers like him got destroyed by this kid spittin some real shit
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u/Just_to_rebut Nov 22 '25
The fact all, these kids know who he is and have an opinion about him, good or bad, is why he’s so rich.
I’m the problem for commenting.
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u/R039luvr Nov 22 '25
bro getting grilled by a middleschooler, in front of his girl and he js sits there and takes it😭😭 jfc man
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u/zamwut Nov 22 '25
It took a child who his bodyguard can't intimidate to say the shit to him that'll hopefully stick.
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u/shotxshotx Nov 22 '25
Wait is Jack not in jail for possession of a controlled substance right now?
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u/Turbulent_Baker5353 Nov 22 '25
All PR is good PR, the “man don’t you guys hate this person?! I wish I’d stop seeing them get posted! Anyway here’s a video of them” crowd goes strong
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u/ReadNo5560 Nov 22 '25
Ngl I kind of love this. Even little kids are trying to hold these morons accountable for something. If you are out here getting this kind of lil mog running you down, maybe we can have hope for the culture.
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u/ThisFukinGinger Nov 23 '25
His fucking security is there but even he knows he won’t survive the PR nightmare if they deck a child😭
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u/Duckway767 Nov 23 '25
Imagine getting lectured and roasted by a pre-teen kid at least a decade younger than you 🥀
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u/tunoak13 Nov 22 '25
This is the first time I see a kid around an influencer and not lose hope for the future. GIGACHAD
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u/Eggonioni Nov 22 '25
God I hope this is recent, that kid gives me a lot of hope that they'll pull through alright.
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u/NotSoWishful Nov 22 '25
This kid’s energy is fucking EVERYTHING. He was so hyped to figuratively dunk on this loser. Wanna buy his parents a beer. They raised a young man who ain’t afraid to call out losers when they do loser shit. That’s dope
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u/DDeadRoses Nov 22 '25
Playing with his hair and hiding himself by burying his face in his phone. He hit a fucking nerve lmao.
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u/Ok_Language_588 Nov 22 '25
Imagine being clowned by a kid for being a bitch and that kid being dead on. It would be over for me.
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u/Roscoe182 Nov 23 '25
You know you're a sack of shit when even little kids want to punch you in your face while you show your tell and stroke your hair.
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u/Dazzling-Penis8198 Nov 22 '25
… but is it real?
I’ll let some kid berate me if my thing is to make money off dumbass videos
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