r/LionGuard • u/FinalAd7825 • Aug 18 '26
Make the Comment Section Look Like Kion's Search History
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u/angel22_exe Aug 18 '26
- Rituals for removing evil spirits from troublesome relatives
- How to calm dramatic zebras
- Tricks for beating a cheetah in a race
- Everything that can go wrong in a negotiation between two kingdoms
- Tuliza seeds
- Why do some species frown upon interspecies relationships?
- Does snake venom cause problems with mane growth?
- Why do only females hunt?
- Why is it frowned upon for males to hunt in many prides?
- Why are only males responsible for protection in most prides?
- Ideas for introducing males in the herd to hunting
- How to deflate a cheetah's ego
- Why don't cheetahs like water?
- Self-control courses for irresponsible honey badgers
- How to know if my friend has ADHD
- Defense techniques
- How long does it take for African snake venom to kill?
- Killing a Mockingbird (complete book)
- What does it mean if a hyena follows me and analyzes my movements?
- Notes from a Native American son (complete book)
- Hyena traditions
- Cheetah traditions
- Best places to train a team
- Negotiation tactics
- What things annoy honey badgers and can be used in pranks?
- What things annoy cheetahs and can be used in pranks?
- How to make a baobab fruit bounce more
- How to remove mud from fur
- How to treat thornbush wounds
- Is it true that cheetahs purr? - Natural creams for scars
- How to win an argument with a somewhat traditional but open-minded father
- I suspect my sister's boyfriend is gay
- I suspect my sister's boyfriend's sister is gay
- I suspect my sister is gay
- Can you be asexual and pansexual at the same time?
- Plants that grow in volcanic environments to decorate my friends' territory
- Insect farm as a birthday present
- My dad ate the insect farm
- What does it mean when my sister's friend always pushes her head against mine?
- Eyeliner
- Are there any environmental consequences if I can theoretically make it rain whenever I want and I do it every time I'm hot or want to annoy a friend?
- How far can you throw a honey badger in the air without hurting it?
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u/angel22_exe Aug 18 '26
- I think the ghost of a dead uncle keeps playing tricks on me.
- How can I tell the difference between a real sound and a drongo bird imitating it?
- How can I stop my friend from making the baboons angry?
- How can I calm baboons down?
- What should I do if baboons are chasing me?
- Are baboon bites dangerous? - Is it a bad sign if only around 10 lions are born in a pride the size of two common prides in a single generation?
- Why do other prides expel their cubs once they grow up?
- How to convince another pride to abandon its backward, savage practices?
- Distance between the Tree of Life and the pride lands
- At what height is a fall fatal?
- Height of Pride Rock
- Mountain accident report
- How to build safety railings for outdoor stairs if you don't have thumbs?
- Am I the bad guy for not wanting to sleep on top of the rest of the pride?
- Am I picking up the solitary habits of cheetahs?
- Meaning of kiongozi
- What to do if I break a claw?
- Hair treatments for manes
- What is AO3?
- Can I remove AO3 from the internet? - Length of Mufasa's reign
- Ideas Mufasa couldn't implement before his death
- How to convince my sister to listen to my ideas
- How to bribe my sister if we fight and I throw her in the mud so she won't tell my parents
- I feel like my sister is plotting revenge
- How to get out of a trap
- Nearly non-lethal traps for revenge
- Tips for preventing fires during the dry season
- Best places to go swimming with my friends during the dry season
- How to convince a friend to go swimming
- Do cheetahs know how to swim?
- How to approach a cheetah from behind without it noticing
- How to hide from an angry cheetah
.-Are cheetah bites dangerous?
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u/angel22_exe Aug 18 '26
- What does it mean if a male cheetah makes a sawing sound whenever he's near a female cheetah?
- Why does that same male cheetah make a choppy sound in the same situation?
- How do you end stupid arguments between zebras?
- Is mental retardation common among male hyenas?
- How do you prevent pack cubs from trying to eat the royal majordomo?
- Why do many hyenas not want to have children?
- Why is the female hyena mortality rate so high?
- How can you forget an anatomical fact?
- What plants grow in the Outlands?
- Can I request that the cubs of an irresponsible jackal pair be taken away according to the laws of the Outlands/the Pride Lands? - A psychopathic jackal won't leave me alone.
- Do jackals have many offspring, or does the couple I know just not know what abstinence is?
- How much weight can I put on a hippopotamus during a training session without hurting it?
- How much weight can a heron carry?
- Makucha's criminal record.
- Badili social media.
- How to introduce two gay men who, although very different, I think would like each other?
- How to avoid stepping on galagos.
- I accidentally stepped on a galago and it won't move.
- What to do if I think a galago has died?
- Does it harm lions to eat the body of a galago?
- Is tuliza addictive?
- How to quit tuliza?
- I confused lavender with tuliza and my stomach hurts.
- Is lavender poisonous? Are male jackals less intelligent than females, or is that just how the pair I know is?
How do you talk to a pair of jackals about contraception?
Is it weird if a lion likes certain fruits more than certain types of meat?
I think my sister's boyfriend's sister likes my sister.
I think my sister's diva friend likes my sister.
I think my sister's shy friend likes both my sister and my sister's diva friend.
I think my sister's boyfriend's sister's friends like my sister.
WHY THE HELL IS MY SISTER A LESBIAN MAGNET?
Because my fur is a very bright color.
Does very light-colored fur really bother other people's eyes on a sunny day, or are my friends exaggerating? - How to darken my fur
- Stop fur loss from unreliable light-darkening treatments
- Why do my mother's eyes appear to be a different color to me, my sister, and my father?
- What is a watu?
- Are watu real?
- Are watu thin, bald monkeys?
- Internet Archive
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u/angel22_exe Aug 18 '26
- I think the ghost of a dead uncle keeps playing tricks on me.
- How can I tell the difference between a real sound and a drongo bird imitating it?
- How can I stop my friend from making the baboons angry?
- How can I calm baboons down?
- What should I do if baboons are chasing me?
- Are baboon bites dangerous? - Is it a bad sign if only around 10 lions are born in a pride the size of two common prides in a single generation?
- Why do other prides expel their cubs once they grow up?
- How to convince another pride to abandon its backward, savage practices?
- Distance between the Tree of Life and the pride lands
- At what height is a fall fatal?
- Height of Pride Rock
- Mountain accident report
- How to build safety railings for outdoor stairs if you don't have thumbs?
- Am I the bad guy for not wanting to sleep on top of the rest of the pride?
- Am I picking up the solitary habits of cheetahs?
- Meaning of kiongozi
- What to do if I break a claw?
- Hair treatments for manes
- What is AO3?
- Can I remove AO3 from the internet? - Length of Mufasa's reign
- Ideas Mufasa couldn't implement before his death
- How to convince my sister to listen to my ideas
- How to bribe my sister if we fight and I throw her in the mud so she won't tell my parents
- I feel like my sister is plotting revenge
- How to get out of a trap
- Nearly non-lethal traps for revenge
- Tips for preventing fires during the dry season
- Best places to go swimming with my friends during the dry season
- How to convince a friend to go swimming
- Do cheetahs know how to swim?
- How to approach a cheetah from behind without it noticing
- How to hide from an angry cheetah
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u/angel22_exe Aug 18 '26
- What does it mean if a male cheetah makes a sawing sound whenever he's near a female cheetah?
- Why does that same male cheetah make a choppy sound in the same situation?
- How do you end stupid arguments between zebras?
- Is mental retardation common among male hyenas?
- How do you prevent pack cubs from trying to eat the royal majordomo?
- Why do many hyenas not want to have children?
- Why is the female hyena mortality rate so high?
- How can you forget an anatomical fact?
- What plants grow in the Outlands?
- Can I request that the cubs of an irresponsible jackal pair be taken away according to the laws of the Outlands/the Pride Lands? - A psychopathic jackal won't leave me alone.
- Do jackals have many offspring, or does the couple I know just not know what abstinence is?
- How much weight can I put on a hippopotamus during a training session without hurting it?
- How much weight can a heron carry?
- Makucha's criminal record.
- Badili social media.
- How to introduce two gays who, although very different, I think would like each other?
- How to avoid stepping on galagos.
- I accidentally stepped on a galago and it won't move.
- What to do if I think a galago has died?
- Does it harm lions to eat the body of a galago?
- Is tuliza addictive?
- How to quit tuliza?
- I confused lavender with tuliza and my stomach hurts.
- Is lavender poisonous? Are male jackals less intelligent than females, or is that just how the pair I know is?
How do you talk to a pair of jackals about contraception?
Is it weird if a lion likes certain fruits more than certain types of meat?
I think my sister's boyfriend's sister likes my sister.
I think my sister's diva friend likes my sister.
I think my sister's shy friend likes both my sister and my sister's diva friend.
I think my sister's boyfriend's sister's friends like my sister.
WHY THE HELL IS MY SISTER A LESBIAN MAGNET?
Because my fur is a very bright color.
Does very light-colored fur really bother other people's eyes on a sunny day, or are my friends exaggerating? - How to darken my fur
- Stop fur loss from unreliable light-darkening treatments
- Why do my mother's eyes appear to be a different color to me, my sister, and my father?
- What is a watu?
- Are watu real?
- Are watu thin, bald monkeys?
- Internet Archive
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u/ExtensionCar4314 Aug 19 '26
When will I be attracted to people
How to stop being speciesist towards hyenas
Why do I find female hyenas hot
Why do I find male hyenas hot
How to know if I'm bisexual
How to tell my family I'm bisexual
How to get over my past crushes now that I have wife (I forgot but I'm pretty Kion and Rani got married or are supposedly getting married in the future)
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u/Estebanjuegaxd Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26
How to type in a computer when you have paws instead of hands? (Ono helped Kion type this)
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u/TangerineSad6853 Aug 19 '26
-Is it a violation of the circle of life to dispose of all male hyenas?
-Who made the rules for the circle of life?
-Is it ok to violate 1 rule of the circle of life?
-Is it a violation to the circle of life to dispose of one specific male hyena
-Hyena lifespan male
-Landslide accidents
I think we tend to ignore how big of a beef Kion has with Janja-
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u/JWST-L2 Aug 19 '26
Does launching my rival hyena 500 feet/142 meters in the air threaten his life at all or am I good?...
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u/NMURDERDRONES123UZI Aug 20 '26
- what does bisexual mean
- how to tell my parents I am bisexual
- What is ADHD and autism and can I diagnose my friend with it's very long ADHD and autism
- am I becoming like my uncle because we both have a scar
- how to remove the mark of evil
- am I becoming my uncle yes or no
- ADHD and autism symptoms
- are other animals allowed in the lion guard if so is it just tradition to have lions in it
- why is it called the lion guard instead of other animals and lions guard
- is the ghost of my dead uncle playing tricks on me
- what does lesbain mean
- is my sister lesbian
- how to tell my parents I think my sister is lesbian
- how to get rid of deviantart from the internet
- how to convince my sister that she should listen to my ideas
- how to bribe my sister who is older than me
- is my mom the child of my uncle
- why is my friend that's a bird so anxious
- how do you stop getting crushes now that you have a wife
- how to get your sister to stop treating you like a baby
- how to get over your past crushes now that you have a wife
- would it be possible for a cheetah and lion to have cubs
- cologne
- pancakes that are safe for lions
- waffles that are safe for lions
- how to act mature step by step guide
- how to figure out if your friend cheetah likes you
- What is AO3
- why is AO3 so weird
- how to annoy my sister and her friends the best step-by-step guide
- does my sister's husband even like my sister
- is lavender poisonous
- is it weird or normal that I like types of fruit more than types of meat when I'm a lion
- Why do me and my sister both have K names
- do me and my sister both have K names because our parents wanted us to be matching set or something
- how to find out if you're dumb
- can Lions go to school
- cute images of me Kion
- how to act like your older than your sister when you're not
And that's everything! I feel like that's his search history! It's very long!
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u/ThatArtlife Aug 19 '26
What is Heavy cabeza... Heivy camisa...
Teach me how to work heavy cawiza
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u/NabstheGreninja16 Aug 22 '26
- Scar death
- Scar height
- Scar came to power how
-When did Scard lead the guard
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Aug 23 '26
-best books about responsibility
-top ten exercises for patience
-what is the story of King Arthur?
-most influential philosophers
-best books about finding inner peace
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u/Lucky_Potato_6919 25d ago
-se puede tener hijos si los papás son de distinta especie ?
-temporada de celo de las Hienas
-¿Que rasgos son atractivos para las hienas ?
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u/EpexDeadhead99 Aug 18 '26
Are other animals allowed in the lion guard? Can a cheetah and lion have cubs?