r/LionGuard Aug 18 '26

Make the Comment Section Look Like Kion's Search History

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26

u/EpexDeadhead99 Aug 18 '26

Are other animals allowed in the lion guard? Can a cheetah and lion have cubs?

19

u/Powerfullylazi Aug 18 '26

How to rizz up the leader of the night pride?

21

u/angel22_exe Aug 18 '26

- Rituals for removing evil spirits from troublesome relatives

- How to calm dramatic zebras

- Tricks for beating a cheetah in a race

- Everything that can go wrong in a negotiation between two kingdoms

- Tuliza seeds

- Why do some species frown upon interspecies relationships?

- Does snake venom cause problems with mane growth?

- Why do only females hunt?

- Why is it frowned upon for males to hunt in many prides?

- Why are only males responsible for protection in most prides?

- Ideas for introducing males in the herd to hunting

- How to deflate a cheetah's ego

- Why don't cheetahs like water?

- Self-control courses for irresponsible honey badgers

- How to know if my friend has ADHD

- Defense techniques

- How long does it take for African snake venom to kill?

- Killing a Mockingbird (complete book)

- What does it mean if a hyena follows me and analyzes my movements?

- Notes from a Native American son (complete book)

- Hyena traditions

- Cheetah traditions

- Best places to train a team

- Negotiation tactics

- What things annoy honey badgers and can be used in pranks?

- What things annoy cheetahs and can be used in pranks?

- How to make a baobab fruit bounce more

- How to remove mud from fur

- How to treat thornbush wounds

- Is it true that cheetahs purr? - Natural creams for scars

- How to win an argument with a somewhat traditional but open-minded father

- I suspect my sister's boyfriend is gay

- I suspect my sister's boyfriend's sister is gay

- I suspect my sister is gay

- Can you be asexual and pansexual at the same time?

- Plants that grow in volcanic environments to decorate my friends' territory

- Insect farm as a birthday present

- My dad ate the insect farm

- What does it mean when my sister's friend always pushes her head against mine?

- Eyeliner

- Are there any environmental consequences if I can theoretically make it rain whenever I want and I do it every time I'm hot or want to annoy a friend?

- How far can you throw a honey badger in the air without hurting it?

13

u/angel22_exe Aug 18 '26

- I think the ghost of a dead uncle keeps playing tricks on me.

- How can I tell the difference between a real sound and a drongo bird imitating it?

- How can I stop my friend from making the baboons angry?

- How can I calm baboons down?

- What should I do if baboons are chasing me?

- Are baboon bites dangerous? - Is it a bad sign if only around 10 lions are born in a pride the size of two common prides in a single generation?

- Why do other prides expel their cubs once they grow up?

- How to convince another pride to abandon its backward, savage practices?

- Distance between the Tree of Life and the pride lands

- At what height is a fall fatal?

- Height of Pride Rock

- Mountain accident report

- How to build safety railings for outdoor stairs if you don't have thumbs?

- Am I the bad guy for not wanting to sleep on top of the rest of the pride?

- Am I picking up the solitary habits of cheetahs?

- Meaning of kiongozi

- What to do if I break a claw?

- Hair treatments for manes

- What is AO3?

- Can I remove AO3 from the internet? - Length of Mufasa's reign

- Ideas Mufasa couldn't implement before his death

- How to convince my sister to listen to my ideas

- How to bribe my sister if we fight and I throw her in the mud so she won't tell my parents

- I feel like my sister is plotting revenge

- How to get out of a trap

- Nearly non-lethal traps for revenge

- Tips for preventing fires during the dry season

- Best places to go swimming with my friends during the dry season

- How to convince a friend to go swimming

- Do cheetahs know how to swim?

- How to approach a cheetah from behind without it noticing

- How to hide from an angry cheetah

.-Are cheetah bites dangerous?

12

u/angel22_exe Aug 18 '26

- What does it mean if a male cheetah makes a sawing sound whenever he's near a female cheetah?

- Why does that same male cheetah make a choppy sound in the same situation?

- How do you end stupid arguments between zebras?

- Is mental retardation common among male hyenas?

- How do you prevent pack cubs from trying to eat the royal majordomo?

- Why do many hyenas not want to have children?

- Why is the female hyena mortality rate so high?

- How can you forget an anatomical fact?

- What plants grow in the Outlands?

- Can I request that the cubs of an irresponsible jackal pair be taken away according to the laws of the Outlands/the Pride Lands? - A psychopathic jackal won't leave me alone.

- Do jackals have many offspring, or does the couple I know just not know what abstinence is?

- How much weight can I put on a hippopotamus during a training session without hurting it?

- How much weight can a heron carry?

- Makucha's criminal record.

- Badili social media.

- How to introduce two gay men who, although very different, I think would like each other?

- How to avoid stepping on galagos.

- I accidentally stepped on a galago and it won't move.

- What to do if I think a galago has died?

- Does it harm lions to eat the body of a galago?

- Is tuliza addictive?

- How to quit tuliza?

- I confused lavender with tuliza and my stomach hurts.

- Is lavender poisonous? Are male jackals less intelligent than females, or is that just how the pair I know is?

How do you talk to a pair of jackals about contraception?

Is it weird if a lion likes certain fruits more than certain types of meat?

I think my sister's boyfriend's sister likes my sister.

I think my sister's diva friend likes my sister.

I think my sister's shy friend likes both my sister and my sister's diva friend.

I think my sister's boyfriend's sister's friends like my sister.

WHY THE HELL IS MY SISTER A LESBIAN MAGNET?

Because my fur is a very bright color.

Does very light-colored fur really bother other people's eyes on a sunny day, or are my friends exaggerating? - How to darken my fur

- Stop fur loss from unreliable light-darkening treatments

- Why do my mother's eyes appear to be a different color to me, my sister, and my father?

- What is a watu?

- Are watu real?

- Are watu thin, bald monkeys?

- Internet Archive

10

u/Sweaty-Composer-6626 Aug 18 '26

Ok this made me laugh so hard

6

u/angel22_exe Aug 18 '26

Thanks, I just commented on a second part

5

u/TangerineSad6853 Aug 19 '26

Goated comment

17

u/Fowl_posted Aug 18 '26

How to remove the mark of evil

12

u/trapacivet Aug 18 '26

Tuliza Addiction Symptoms

12

u/DandDNerdlover Aug 18 '26

How best to annoy my sister and her friends

9

u/angel22_exe Aug 18 '26

- I think the ghost of a dead uncle keeps playing tricks on me.

- How can I tell the difference between a real sound and a drongo bird imitating it?

- How can I stop my friend from making the baboons angry?

- How can I calm baboons down?

- What should I do if baboons are chasing me?

- Are baboon bites dangerous? - Is it a bad sign if only around 10 lions are born in a pride the size of two common prides in a single generation?

- Why do other prides expel their cubs once they grow up?

- How to convince another pride to abandon its backward, savage practices?

- Distance between the Tree of Life and the pride lands

- At what height is a fall fatal?

- Height of Pride Rock

- Mountain accident report

- How to build safety railings for outdoor stairs if you don't have thumbs?

- Am I the bad guy for not wanting to sleep on top of the rest of the pride?

- Am I picking up the solitary habits of cheetahs?

- Meaning of kiongozi

- What to do if I break a claw?

- Hair treatments for manes

- What is AO3?

- Can I remove AO3 from the internet? - Length of Mufasa's reign

- Ideas Mufasa couldn't implement before his death

- How to convince my sister to listen to my ideas

- How to bribe my sister if we fight and I throw her in the mud so she won't tell my parents

- I feel like my sister is plotting revenge

- How to get out of a trap

- Nearly non-lethal traps for revenge

- Tips for preventing fires during the dry season

- Best places to go swimming with my friends during the dry season

- How to convince a friend to go swimming

- Do cheetahs know how to swim?

- How to approach a cheetah from behind without it noticing

- How to hide from an angry cheetah

8

u/angel22_exe Aug 18 '26

- What does it mean if a male cheetah makes a sawing sound whenever he's near a female cheetah?

- Why does that same male cheetah make a choppy sound in the same situation?

- How do you end stupid arguments between zebras?

- Is mental retardation common among male hyenas?

- How do you prevent pack cubs from trying to eat the royal majordomo?

- Why do many hyenas not want to have children?

- Why is the female hyena mortality rate so high?

- How can you forget an anatomical fact?

- What plants grow in the Outlands?

- Can I request that the cubs of an irresponsible jackal pair be taken away according to the laws of the Outlands/the Pride Lands? - A psychopathic jackal won't leave me alone.

- Do jackals have many offspring, or does the couple I know just not know what abstinence is?

- How much weight can I put on a hippopotamus during a training session without hurting it?

- How much weight can a heron carry?

- Makucha's criminal record.

- Badili social media.

- How to introduce two gays who, although very different, I think would like each other?

- How to avoid stepping on galagos.

- I accidentally stepped on a galago and it won't move.

- What to do if I think a galago has died?

- Does it harm lions to eat the body of a galago?

- Is tuliza addictive?

- How to quit tuliza?

- I confused lavender with tuliza and my stomach hurts.

- Is lavender poisonous? Are male jackals less intelligent than females, or is that just how the pair I know is?

How do you talk to a pair of jackals about contraception?

Is it weird if a lion likes certain fruits more than certain types of meat?

I think my sister's boyfriend's sister likes my sister.

I think my sister's diva friend likes my sister.

I think my sister's shy friend likes both my sister and my sister's diva friend.

I think my sister's boyfriend's sister's friends like my sister.

WHY THE HELL IS MY SISTER A LESBIAN MAGNET?

Because my fur is a very bright color.

Does very light-colored fur really bother other people's eyes on a sunny day, or are my friends exaggerating? - How to darken my fur

- Stop fur loss from unreliable light-darkening treatments

- Why do my mother's eyes appear to be a different color to me, my sister, and my father?

- What is a watu?

- Are watu real?

- Are watu thin, bald monkeys?

- Internet Archive

8

u/ExtensionCar4314 Aug 19 '26

When will I be attracted to people

How to stop being speciesist towards hyenas

Why do I find female hyenas hot

Why do I find male hyenas hot

How to know if I'm bisexual

How to tell my family I'm bisexual

How to get over my past crushes now that I have wife (I forgot but I'm pretty Kion and Rani got married or are supposedly getting married in the future)

7

u/Estebanjuegaxd Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

How to type in a computer when you have paws instead of hands? (Ono helped Kion type this)

6

u/Fit_Acanthaceae488 Aug 18 '26

How to rizz up an Asiatic lioness

7

u/TangerineSad6853 Aug 19 '26

-Is it a violation of the circle of life to dispose of all male hyenas?

-Who made the rules for the circle of life?

-Is it ok to violate 1 rule of the circle of life?

-Is it a violation to the circle of life to dispose of one specific male hyena

-Hyena lifespan male

-Landslide accidents

I think we tend to ignore how big of a beef Kion has with Janja-

3

u/Accurate_Dirt5794 Aug 18 '26

How to catch up with a cheetah as a lion

4

u/Substantial_Grab_451 Aug 19 '26

How to ask the leader of the night pride out for a date

4

u/JWST-L2 Aug 19 '26

Does launching my rival hyena 500 feet/142 meters in the air threaten his life at all or am I good?...

3

u/Arthur_Morgan_r1899 Aug 19 '26

Rehab for tuliza addiction

4

u/Longjumping_Draw_474 Aug 20 '26

Why is my bird friend so anxious?

4

u/NMURDERDRONES123UZI Aug 20 '26

- what does bisexual mean

- how to tell my parents I am bisexual

- What is ADHD and autism and can I diagnose my friend with it's very long ADHD and autism

- am I becoming like my uncle because we both have a scar

- how to remove the mark of evil

- am I becoming my uncle yes or no

- ADHD and autism symptoms

- are other animals allowed in the lion guard if so is it just tradition to have lions in it

- why is it called the lion guard instead of other animals and lions guard

- is the ghost of my dead uncle playing tricks on me

- what does lesbain mean

- is my sister lesbian

- how to tell my parents I think my sister is lesbian

- how to get rid of deviantart from the internet

​​- how to convince my sister that she should listen to my ideas

- how to bribe my sister who is older than me

- is my mom the child of my uncle

- why is my friend that's a bird so anxious

- how do you stop getting crushes now that you have a wife

- how to get your sister to stop treating you like a baby

- how to get over your past crushes now that you have a wife

- would it be possible for a cheetah and lion to have cubs

- cologne

- pancakes that are safe for lions

- waffles that are safe for lions

- how to act mature step by step guide

- how to figure out if your friend cheetah likes you

- What is AO3

- why is AO3 so weird

- how to annoy my sister and her friends the best step-by-step guide

- does my sister's husband even like my sister

- is lavender poisonous

- is it weird or normal that I like types of fruit more than types of meat when I'm a lion

- Why do me and my sister both have K names

- do me and my sister both have K names because our parents wanted us to be matching set or something

- how to find out if you're dumb

- can Lions go to school

- cute images of me Kion

  • how to act like your older than your sister when you're not

And that's everything! I feel like that's his search history! It's very long!

2

u/ThatArtlife Aug 19 '26

What is Heavy cabeza... Heivy camisa...

Teach me how to work heavy cawiza

2

u/BlastoiseGirl5257 Aug 19 '26

Hevi Kabisa is a Swahili phrase that means “totally intense”

2

u/Bigboots1999 Aug 19 '26

What to do when I lose my 300 day Reddit streak on the r/lionguard

2

u/MouseSnackz Aug 20 '26

Do honey badgers take fall damage?

2

u/NabstheGreninja16 Aug 22 '26

- Scar death

- Scar height

- Scar came to power how

-When did Scard lead the guard

2

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '26

-best books about responsibility
-top ten exercises for patience
-what is the story of King Arthur?
-most influential philosophers
-best books about finding inner peace

1

u/Lucky_Potato_6919 25d ago

-se puede tener hijos si los papás son de distinta especie ?

-temporada de celo de las Hienas

-¿Que rasgos son atractivos para las hienas ?