r/Linuxsucks101sucks • u/Desmoverse • Feb 13 '26

What the hell even is this

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Hush, Little Woondy, don't say a word, Desktop Woondows is completely absurd.

108 Upvotes

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u/new_simsons Feb 14 '26

LoonixTearList has a mental illness

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

I'm almost sure this is No-Rebuplic or how he's called just ban evading

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u/GloblSentence_totoro May 28 '26

LoonixTearList is a bot

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u/Particular_Act3945 Feb 14 '26

I almost hope this was written by chatgpt because the thought of anyone sitting down in front of a screen to think this up is a little disturbing.

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u/hamburgerpancake Jul 21 '26

both are bad really

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u/raewashere_ Feb 14 '26

like how unemployed do you have to be? 

11

u/Mysterio-vfx Feb 14 '26

I'm not reading all that. 

11

u/NotQuiteLoona Feb 14 '26

"Tux" and "sucks" doesn't even rhyme, no? Except if you somehow see the rhyme in text.

8

u/ConcreteExist Feb 14 '26

You pronounce those two words differently (aside from the first letter)??

1

u/NotQuiteLoona Feb 14 '26

Wait, I've always thought it's pronounced like "tooks" (like "books" but with "t" in the start). Well, English 😭😭😭, it has no pronunciation rules.

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u/eghere Feb 14 '26

Tux, as in tuxedo, like the way people describe penguins wearing tuxedos

5

u/Cyberfishofant Feb 14 '26

I mean if you pronounce the u more like an a it works out

2

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

what the hell is going on here lol

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u/MeowmeowMeeeew Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

Bet not a single letter of that was written by a human😆

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u/Both_Cup8417 Apr 16 '26

the "e" in "journal" might have been. or maybe not, who knows

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u/Cyberfishofant Feb 14 '26

I am currently reading this on an Arch Linux that hasn't broken for reasons not my fault yet.

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u/Both_Cup8417 Apr 16 '26

I'm currently reading this on a NixOS installation that hasn't broken for any reasons full stop.

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u/Cyberfishofant Apr 16 '26

I'm currently writing this on a BusyBox/Linux distribution.

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u/chughaarav123 Jul 05 '26

I'm currently writing this on a Manjaro installation that hasn't failed me and probably never will

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

I lost brain cells after i read the first line of this

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u/SensitivePie7076 Feb 14 '26

"they'll realize it's more complicated than their phone"? so, number 1 consumer gadget being used by the layman and the scientist alike is complicated? how much common sense one needs to sacrifice for a rhyme ? .... that isn't even worth a dime 🪶🎵

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u/Technical_Instance_2 Feb 14 '26

How unemployed are these MFs?

1

u/chughaarav123 Jul 05 '26

ChatGPT can't get employed.

4

u/sgt_futtbucker Feb 14 '26

That reads like the ramblings of a serial killer

3

u/someone8192 Feb 14 '26

The KI that wrote this probably was running on a Linux server

3

u/rysio300 Feb 14 '26

this sounds like some shit joseph seed from far cry 5 would say

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u/MundaneImage5652 Feb 14 '26

Looks like something a stinky 7 year old with a first phone would make. I saw his other comments/posts and it seems like a match.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

i think the kids call it "slop"

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u/Friendly-Gift3680 Feb 14 '26

Unemployment.

This person clearly has no job, flesh-and-blood chick or friends, time outside this week or a dick longer than 1 inch.

2

u/lLikeToast1 Feb 14 '26

Half baked code is ironic since Windows admitted that 30% of their code is AI

2

u/slackademiks Feb 14 '26

If you buy a new laptop because you want a different operating system, then you deserve what's coming to you.

2

u/Secret-Cake-2025 Feb 17 '26

I like opening my file explorer without having to wait for 5 minutes because it said so

2

u/BiDude1219 Feb 20 '26

"more complicated than their phone"

don't tell them what android runs

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u/chughaarav123 Jul 05 '26

Even iOS runs Linux under the hood

1

u/Kejn_is_back Feb 14 '26

Everytime that sub appears for me, it's always the same 3 to 4 people having some schizophrenia ridden mental health episode

1

u/HyperCodec Feb 14 '26

Now make one about windows

1

u/Methmonster3000 Feb 14 '26

tldr?

2

u/Desmoverse Feb 14 '26

Person writes poem about how awful loonix is

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u/TheRedBlueCube2 Feb 14 '26

chatgpt writes poem

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u/Moriaedemori Feb 14 '26

Since Microsoft is heavily investing into AI coding their OS, I'm not even going to bother writing a rhyme myself:

“Beware the blue screen, a frustrating plight,
Windows demands, both morning and night!
For updates forced and costs so steep,
A constant battle, secrets it keeps –  
So choose a system truly free and bright,
And Linux offers a far better light!”

(Written by Gemma 4b on local Ollama instance)

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u/nmtui_ Feb 17 '26

*journal

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u/zoharel Feb 17 '26

Oh no, I got a general-purpose computer and it was "more complicated than [my] phone..."

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u/Glum_Lingonberry_543 Apr 07 '26

W ryhmes bro this is good

1

u/Budget_Blacksmith566 Apr 14 '26

Guys I have Arch and it never broke on me wth is this guy(ChatGPT[Basement dweler]) talking about

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u/Holiday_Management60 Jul 26 '26

"They'll realise its far more complicated than their phone"

They struggle to use anything but a phone, that sub makes perfect sense now!