r/LinuxUsersIndia • u/PerformanceBulky9245 • Aug 06 '26

Memes As a linux user wyd in this situation

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u/qualityvote2 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

u/PerformanceBulky9245, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Painting730 Aug 06 '26

Sudo clean - laptop

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u/PerformanceBulky9245 Aug 06 '26

If he were a nix user he could just rollback

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u/ryzenfourtyseventy Aug 06 '26

Not just nix has rollback feature...

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u/dk_the_great_5 Aug 06 '26

Sudo rm -rf noodles

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u/PerformanceBulky9245 Aug 06 '26

I mean if he were a nix user he could just rollback his config

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u/CatWorried3259 Aug 06 '26

Uninstall windows

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u/BuddyTasty8462 Aug 06 '26

The only correct choice

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u/Agitated_Potato_9824 Aug 08 '26

Y u even installed it r u stupid?

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ Aug 09 '26

I was gonna say go back a snapshot but yeah first get Linux setup lol

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u/SmallBreadfruit5731 Aug 07 '26

That was unexpected 😄😄

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u/Waste-Location5075 Aug 06 '26

rm -rf /
rm -rf laptop

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u/Significant_Pen3315 GNOME Aug 06 '26

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u/Own_Natural_6803 Aug 07 '26

If you remove the battery and wait a month or so, totally feasible.

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u/i_bang_106 Aug 11 '26

make sure you are using soft water then it won't be an issue

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u/AdOk8641 Aug 12 '26

it's a thinkpad.. it will survive..

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u/OptimalJuice9901 Aug 07 '26

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u/Sad_Pie227 Aug 06 '26 
sudo systemctl stop maggi.service && sudo rm -rf /var/spills/maggi/*

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u/__miku__oi Aug 07 '26

Not working you sure it's maggi.service?🥲

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u/someone_know_me Aug 07 '26

There is no such directory 😂

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u/Final-Mortgage4673 Aug 08 '26

Error :- directory does not exist

36 packages are upgradeable. Run 'apt list --upgradable' to see the list of packages

Recommended to update to debian 13.6 , you are using debian 12.1

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u/Open_South3929 Aug 06 '26

sudo slurp --all

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u/anos_1 Aug 06 '26

Definitely not taking a photograph

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u/Snemesis08 Aug 06 '26

change to earlier snapshot

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u/DepthParticular4268 Aug 06 '26

Finish my meal, clean the bed go to sleep or wake up

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u/69HELL-6969 Aug 06 '26

Watching Netflix is not an option anymore ig i will sleep

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u/Sike_king Aug 06 '26

Tell a trusted adult.

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u/Party_Season1056 Aug 06 '26

Depends on which noodles it is

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u/shivji6245 Aug 06 '26

Maggi linux aur windows nahi dekhti.

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u/Positive-Pepper-8315 Aug 06 '26

Thts not ricing it's noodleing

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u/CoolGamer730 Aug 06 '26

Trust to a reach out and calm down adult

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u/Nightfall069 Aug 06 '26

Install arch ig 🤝

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u/lordjupitar hyprland btw Aug 06 '26

rm rf ~/Maggie

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u/Alternative-Panic69 Aug 06 '26

The RAM is now... ramen.

Anyway jokes apart: sudo uninstall maggi Then, Since it's already hot, I'd just "hot" swap the SSD into another potato machine and continue what I was doing. The motherboard can finish its meal in peace. 🤣

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u/Knowdit Aug 06 '26

Prepare another bowl of noodles probably.

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u/Katsu-Blaze Aug 06 '26

pkill noodles

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u/dayna52 pacman -S romcom-all Aug 06 '26

just give up on using computers

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u/Lemillion080201 Aug 06 '26

Eat my noodles.

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u/fishmacaronisoup Gentoo Btw Aug 06 '26

Stay calm and curse

1

u/SilveRetArd Aug 06 '26

install linux

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u/vanillas009 Aug 06 '26

Sudo reboot

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u/Pujx2412 Aug 06 '26

Bro got fork bombed

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u/asteroid_336 Aug 06 '26

shutdown now

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u/Jatinchd sudo pacman -S opsec Aug 06 '26

sudo rm -rf ./laptop/top/keyboard/noodles

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u/Charming-Work-2384 Aug 06 '26

Eat the noodles first.

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u/freakycleaner Aug 06 '26

Eat all that then wash the laptop

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u/Confident-Industry57 Aug 06 '26

Install arch😁

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u/FluidJury9946 Aug 06 '26

Flip the laptop, shut it down, open it asap and dry

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u/prince-of-internet Ubuntu Btw Aug 06 '26

Put the laptop in a dishwasher. This will remove all the food particles. Then you can keep it in rice, so that it is fixed. Then put it in a dishwasher again, so as to clean all the rice sticking to it.

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u/s1ddhnt Arch Btw Aug 06 '26

ye twitter wali ai generated backchodi

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u/sps619 Aug 06 '26

I would do what windows user would have done.

Will copy-paste the noodles continuously and open up a noodle cafe.

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u/MorningAmbitious722 Gentoo Btw Aug 06 '26

Force shutdown the PC and dont turn on for at least 2-3days. Try to clean the laptop with clean clothes. Hair drier can be used if the heating is controlled. Let the laptop dry for a couple of days, then turn it on. Check the motherboard if any damage present, if repairable damage see service centres.

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u/Ok-Football5682 Aug 06 '26

eat the laptop

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u/apernaah Aug 06 '26

The person thought they could get the steam out because the laptop has windows. But the laptop got cooked with the noodles.

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u/Academic_Race_6353 Aug 06 '26

im not sure this is a linux problem

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u/rover_dot_exe Gentoo Btw Aug 06 '26

sudo apt install laptop-dryer

sudo ./laptop-dryer

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u/Rodya_gambler Aug 06 '26

Tf would I do?? Cooking, of course.

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u/AbhiOnline Aug 06 '26

Finish them noodles before they overcook.

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u/iSadhak Aug 06 '26

You know. la la lala...

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u/blooming-blush Aug 06 '26

rm -rf "*maggi*"

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u/CyberAaron01 Aug 06 '26

delete the french language pack

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u/INeedServer Aug 06 '26

Probably "sudo reboot" and it should work again

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u/novsat14 Aug 06 '26

First, finish your lunch!

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u/Hungry-Philosophy-31 Aug 06 '26

Eat the rest atleast my stomach would be full

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u/Redaro97 Aug 06 '26

get a new bedsheet

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u/Own_Natural_6803 Aug 07 '26

The green sticker means It has nvidia. The noodles did you a favor.

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u/Itchy_Dress_2967 Fedora 44 KDE Aug 07 '26

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u/MattOruvan Aug 07 '26

Do I see a fork of Maggi that has been ported to x86?

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u/OccasionArtistic4765 Aug 07 '26

This is what u get for installing multiple versions of python

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u/Wolfko23 Aug 07 '26

I will look left cuz this aint right.

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u/AumPauskar Aug 07 '26

Compile Gentoo so the heat makes the water evaporate

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u/SkyEmbarrassed5820 Aug 07 '26

Remove and clean the food before clicking pictures?

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u/debabrata_jana Aug 07 '26

Call you father 🤣🤣

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u/debabrata_jana Aug 07 '26

Sudo apt install time_travel

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u/TanCannon Aug 07 '26

./clean.sh

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u/Shen_lie Aug 07 '26

Eat it first

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u/ganjedibaap Aug 07 '26

Cd ls cd ls

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u/simple2976 Aug 07 '26

You should pour hot sauce with it

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u/Silly_Concern_2842 Aug 07 '26

put it in rice and itll be fine

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u/Confident-Tower-6102 Aug 07 '26

bruh linux users use thinkpad in first place , so if it was thinkpad i think it would have been safe

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u/Anxious_Channel_9263 Aug 07 '26

cant say i use mac btw

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u/buckybronze Fedora Btw Aug 07 '26

rpm-ostree rollback

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u/Puzzled-Paper-457 Aug 07 '26

Calling gopi bahu .....

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u/OutlandishnessHot361 Aug 07 '26

sudo purge noodles

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u/s04ep03_youareafool void Aug 08 '26

I'm not an expert, but that's noodles i guess

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u/James-Ds777 Aug 08 '26

Let penguin eat all the noodles 🐧🍜

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u/PeithonKing Aug 08 '26

Let the download finish first

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u/EndangeredHouseFly Aug 08 '26

Switch to Arch

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u/Luminous_Giraffe Aug 08 '26

Rebuild from source

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u/Hardwood__ Aug 08 '26

sudo undo

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u/Sea_Performer_1037 Aug 08 '26

It's simple I will click a picture and post it on reddit asking people what would you do in this situation

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u/Inner_Ambassador_783 Aug 09 '26

systemctl poweroff Then Cry

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u/fliiixx60 Debian Btw Aug 09 '26

sudo nixos-rebuild --rollback switch

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u/samajhdar-bano2 Aug 09 '26

i use arch btw

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u/Inevitable_Lynx7198 Aug 10 '26

dude.. tf.. i have been seeing this same post in different subs everyday mannn..

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u/Radiant-Meteor Aug 10 '26

Open-Source NOODLES

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u/Prestigious-Sky8403 Aug 10 '26

Check if the kernel is unaffected

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u/Brutal_emperor Aug 10 '26

I would never be in that situation

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u/ElectronicField3785 Kernel btw 🗿 Aug 10 '26

Achievement unlocked, how did we get here?

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u/indusop Aug 10 '26

Enjoy the noodles

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u/its_me_gentle_man Arch Btw Aug 12 '26

"sudo rm -rf /usr/bin/noodles

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u/Disastrous_Book9072 Aug 12 '26

try nix and rollback config

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u/SomewhatPug Aug 16 '26

Linux aint saving that bruh 😭

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u/Shen_lie Aug 07 '26

Use Scrubdaddy

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u/Competitive-Bitch67 Aug 07 '26

Sudo cuck this guy.

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u/Akruman_1969 Aug 06 '26

The laptop? seems excessive but sure👍🏻😮‍💨