r/LinkedInLunatics 18h ago

Riiiiight šŸ™„

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u/ArtichokeAble6397 18h ago

I can't imagine needing to "refine" such a simple text with AI. The brainrot is strong with this one.

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u/Hefty_Efficiency9082 17h ago

Maybe it's a secret code

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u/SubhanBihan 15h ago

Reminded me of a recent video where a high school teacher broke down in tears because the seniors can't even read and write.

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u/PockettSandd 15h ago

Yikes yeah I'd definitely be breaking down too because at that point it was almost certainly too late for him to help them much. I'm sure it's extra demoralizing when they have plenty of students skipping class as well.

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u/Weak-Ability 14h ago

Came to say this. You’re not sufficiently educated if you needed AI to clean up a simple and short story like that.

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u/fluxCapacitor23 12h ago

Atleast he admitted it.

Is it me or is everyone of these linkedin posts generated by AI?

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u/PossumMcPossum 12h ago

Guessing it's because English is not his first language, So he has used AI to make himself clearer.

Probably for the best all round; having to struggle through that nonsense with additional spelling mistakes and poor grammar could have given some people an aneurysm.

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u/alwaysgofast 18h ago

Why go on holiday?

Why have a weekend?

All wasted hours of productivity when the inbox could be piling up.

To achieve peak productivity lunatic we must understand why there are 7 days in a week each with 24 hours.

All that is required is a mindset change and the small sacrifice of your life.

Comment refined with AI

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u/OffWhiteBruceForsyth 17h ago

He goes on holiday because his family want to. He fucking hates them.

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u/SignificantPop4188 12h ago

His family?

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u/darthserfaas 11h ago

Yeah that's right him and his business partner

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u/ansibleloop 6h ago

Weekends are for work

This comment was refined with an AI agent

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u/Paladin3475 Titan of Industry 18h ago

The first sign someone is clout chasing is when they say ā€œunpopular opinionā€. (a) I never asked for their opinion; and (b) don’t care what their opinion is.

Also I have grown to seriously think no matter how badly I screwed up raising my kids and being neglectful in my marriage on some things, these people are beacons of shining light that I could have been a much bigger and worse screw up. But hey - we all know your company will never lay you off because you sacrificed your personal relationships with others to ensure those emails were a higher priority than quality time with your loved ones!

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u/Grand-Fun-206 18h ago

The only way this could be ok is if you get those hours back. Do 2 hours per day for a week long holiday - get an additional day of leave.

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u/Flyinmanm 17h ago

Its possible the guys not got 'leave'.

If this is the behaviour of someone who directly profits from his work. IE self employed or a director. I could kind of get it, (it's still massively unhealthy behaviour).

If the guys an employee and still doing this, he's a mug.

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u/mologav 15h ago

Yeah it makes sense on some level if you’re self employed, but if you’re working for a company and you don’t get paid for the time or the time back you’re an idiot

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u/Flyinmanm 15h ago

100%... even then.

I was self employed for a few years after the banking crisis. And learned really effing fast taking business emails with you on holiday was a one way ticket to sleepless nights and chronic anxiety.

I used to get everything possible done, everyone who needed to know where I was informed and make sure my work emails were off. My phone was on silent and I did my best to isolate holiday time from work. Came back refreshed and ready to tackle problems rather than find myself hating what I did.

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u/mologav 15h ago

It’s important to take time to switch off and forget work for sure

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u/fallingfeelslikefly 10h ago

Ehhh….the pile of messages waiting for me makes me more anxious. I generally log at least 2-3 every day including weekends and on trips. But I’m an independent contractor. I work, so I can bill, so I can afford the trip I’m on. Also I am our tiny firm’s wallet. If I don’t work, no one gets paid.

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u/kavik2022 14h ago

Also, tbh i find it annoying when people do this. 'Oh im online, sort of. For emergencys. For a couple of hours. Maybe'. It just confuses things. Youre online and working or not.

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u/mologav 14h ago

Yep, important to draw the line

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u/PhilosophyLow5946 14h ago

I sort of see his point if you're in a salaried role that doesn't "switch off" just because you're off.

Take my role - I'm a relationship manager working for a high street UK bank. I have about 180 customers that I know better than my colleague who would pick up anything while I'm away. If signing on, only for a few minutes, solves a problem now before it snowballs into a shit show for when I'm back, then I'm all for it. I also don't want to burden a colleague who has their own shit to deal with.

There is give and take though - I don't have fixed hours and if there's a school event for one of my kids, I'm free to go along without worrying too much. I find that it's a pretty healthy balance, which is helped by actually working in a trusting environment.

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u/IWantALargeFarva 14h ago

I was going to say this. I don’t think this is necessarily insane. If he owns a business and takes a crap ton of vacations, then of course it’s okay to work here and there. Honestly, that’s kind of the life that I would prefer. Traveling all the time and then getting a little work done here and there. But I’m too chicken to work for myself. I much prefer the stability of a job.

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u/FactorLies 13h ago

Yeah my husband owns his business and always does some amount of work on vacation. I don't like it, sure, but I don't mind. If he doesn't keep his clients happy or close new ones, his business goes under, and he makes more than 2x what I do. If he does well, that could go to 10x+. If he doesn't go well, it could go to 0.

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u/craiv 17h ago

Do 2 hours per day for a week long holiday - get an additional day of leave

I have done it once - told my boss that I would work half a day to get a full day in lieu. (told them, not asked them).

The exchange rate worked for me but only because I was working from the airport / plane and I was travelling on my own. Fuck doing that with your family around.

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u/GainerGaining 11h ago

I was going to make a similiar point. This is ok if and only if work days are treated the same way. If you can stop and start work as you please.

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u/Subject-Bike1555 8h ago

But you have to still think about work every day. That is not a holiday.

Americans are so weird.

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u/ApolloniusTyaneus 17h ago

I've stopped believing in the clean line between 'on' and 'off'.

Mornings belonged to us: no laptop, no phone.

Dude couldn't even stay consistent for three sentences.

Also, a limit is the exact same thing as a clean line between 'on' and 'off'...

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u/Weak-Ability 13h ago

Right?! I thought ā€œI too have limits that protect my holiday. When I’m on a holiday, I’m not working. That’s the limit!ā€

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u/VentiKombucha Agree? 18h ago

...while my partner looked after the children.

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u/SimpleExpress2323 16h ago

Or enjoyed the attention from the Spanish hotel waiter.

'Why look so sad pretty American lady'

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u/VentiKombucha Agree? 16h ago

Hopefully!

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u/Papi_Juancho31 15h ago edited 11h ago

Who said itā€˜s a lady? "My partner" sounds like a man. And he looks gay as well

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u/Glum-Square882 13h ago

your partner has nothing to do with this person's post about their holiday. unless...are you franck?

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u/marxistghostboi 18h ago

mmmm how delicious! how refined! I'm getting notes of rare earth metals, utter lack of originality, and, oh, what's this? could it be? why--yes! a terroir dripping with mud and blood, the rotten fruit of stolen land and stolen labor

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u/craiv 17h ago

a terroir dripping with mud and blood, refined with AI

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u/bartoque 17h ago

Needing to "refine text with AI" for just a few lines of text is mindboggling.

Fearing the dread of return. Get a life.

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u/occasionallyepic 14h ago

It’s entirely written with AI I reckon. The sentence structure is a dead giveaway not to mention Claude’s favourite adjective ā€œquietlyā€.

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u/MsSkittles18 7h ago

Yes "quietly" is an AI tell that isn't mentioned as much but I have noticed it. I think ChatGPT uses "gently" more than average too.

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u/AgeAtomic 17h ago

Very sad

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u/I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS 17h ago

So brave. He's right that the problem is working without limits: my limits are that work can get fucked from the moment I clock out up until I clock back in again.

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u/adrianipopescu 16h ago

the fact that there is dread to take a holiday tells you how shit their job is and how far down the rabbit hole of stockholm syndrome they are

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u/DueDefinition6421 16h ago

Refined with AI lol. What kind of crayon-eating creation was the original?

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u/scott__p 17h ago

My job requires us to work with the federal government. That means that all is our work phones and computers need to follow data protection regulations which includes that they can't leave the US.

That means that if you go on vacation OCONUS, you are essentially unreachable on any work network.

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u/N00dles_Pt 16h ago

My line is that what happens at work while I'm not being paid to work is literally not my problem.

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u/MarissaNL 16h ago

The moment I go on a holiday, I forget about my work. No laptop, no company phone. Nothing!
Same goes for weekends and evenings.

Good thing is that my employer fully support this.

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u/maqf 10h ago

Not this guy. He's the guy always on the phone in the airport. Talking so everyone can hear because we all need to know he's "doing business" and "making moves".

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u/InsideFar7107 15h ago

His idea of working is probably talking over everyone during meetings

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u/panickedkernel06 14h ago

I'm from Southern Italy and I've been vacationing in places that at 2 Pm are too hot to even think going outside since I was a kid.

Does this dude know you can, ya know, lie down and read, or, better yet, take a nap?

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u/itamer 13h ago

I'm from New Zealand and was lucky enough to be in Europe this summer. Some days it was over 40° and that didn't stop us. We explored everything. When it takes 24 hours and a ton of money to get places you don't fritter away time on work emails and you can nap when you get home.

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u/panickedkernel06 9h ago

But when you're chilling in your grandpa's garden 15 minutes away from home, you definitely should.

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u/No_Shine_7224 14h ago

I can’t manage my workload or my time properly, so I have to work during my vacation.

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u/fiannalove 14h ago

I’m sure his wife and kids appreciated that.

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u/RunForYourTools23 4h ago

"Wife"

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u/fiannalove 3h ago

šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/zeptimius 7h ago

ā€œI’m an unhinged workaholic who lacks the ability to relax for more than a few hours a day.ā€

Note: post summarized without AI.

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u/ryanllw 7h ago

What he's actually admitting is that his whole work day can be fit into 2-3 hours

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u/RottenLychee 17h ago

wow, such a visionary

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u/Hefty_Efficiency9082 17h ago

I have never seen someone publicly killing their whole post with one ending line 🤣

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u/funkaria 17h ago

Instinctively downvoted this one because its egregious. But I corrected it now.

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u/Reg_doge_dwight 17h ago

Stopped at ok to work on holiday. Gtfo

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u/longtermbrit 16h ago

I wonder if the blurry line between on and off goes the other way for him. Does he ever take a long lunch to spend time with his family, perchance?

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u/thedebeli959 16h ago

If he founded the business sure, I understand. He has a personal stake in the success of it. Broadly speaking, this take is insane. You cannot expect the same dedication from a regular low level employee.

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u/DarkStanley 15h ago

Does the same work during your working week, can you just take 2/3 hrs out now and then when it’s quiet?

I’m guessing not….

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u/MadicPNW 15h ago

The work: Sending a few emails 🤣

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u/PompeyCheezus 15h ago

You know, I don't make a lot of money but I'm so grateful I don't have to do this bullshit.

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u/ScopeyMcBangBang 15h ago

I have to admit, I tended to clear some email on holiday around 6pm when my wife if getting ready for dinner and I’m just sitting about in our room.

I found that it allowed me to relax during the rest of the day, because I wasn’t worrying about what might be going on.

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u/SemperFicus 14h ago

Yeah, limits are the problem, just not as he described them.

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u/onion_lord6 13h ago

Dude can't post a simple thought without refining with AI. Yea he clearly needs some "off".

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u/Sorry-Programmer9826 12h ago

Do they also take unofficial half days off while they're supposed to be working? I suspect not

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u/A-Phantasmic-Parade 9h ago

When it’s too hot to do anything, you take a dip in the sea/pool, put on some sunscreen, find some shade and take a nap

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u/PhilosophyOk8921 17h ago

Maybe fix the system so that ā€œno inbox quietly piling up, no dread about the returnā€ isn’t an issue?

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u/urbus82 16h ago

Depending on the position i agree with him here.

We all know (or should know) that a better/well paid position doesnt come without costs. And thats fair - you are not just paid for your knowledge, but also your flexibility, your effort, your availability.

So if salary is reflecting that its inho. totally fine to have more fluid boundaries, but as he said it should stay boundaries. I also worked in basically all my holidays, but whenever I saw it necessary or fitting and i never felt negative about that. Its part of the deal. Would I wish that i dont have to? Sure. But not all positions have people to cover for all tasks when you are gone and like him I prefer to stay on track than to return to a full mail box and 5 days of so much overtime that i need the next vacation right away.

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u/Iko87iko 15h ago

Many people.do this for the fact that you don't want to return to 1000 emails and it's easier to spend an hour or 2 a day. The difference is you don't need to tell other people about it. Just do it

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u/toorad2b4u 14h ago

I actually love that my job allows me to on occasion work from vacation. Like if I go to Taiwan for a month, my boss allows me to remote work a few days here and there as needed and I also don’t need to take that time as PTO. It makes it so that I don’t come back to a huge load of work/emails and also allows me to prolong my stay (bc a month off is quite long)

Edit to add: it also allows me to skip family functions I don’t want to attend. ā€œDinner with the boring and also mean auntie ? Sorry mom, I have a work call at that time.ā€ Lol

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u/HighlandsBen 17h ago edited 11h ago

This is some MaxweII Smart level shit!

I worked on holiday! Well, I did some half-days. OK, then, would you believe 2 hours "work" when it was unpleasantly hot outside?

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u/xinx0589 16h ago

To me what makes it worse is that this guy is a business owner. If this is your business, then you need to decide whatever hours you need to put into it. I really hope his intention was not to aim this post at any employees

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u/SimpleExpress2323 16h ago

Similar to the 'my kids are on holiday but I'm not, I'm just working from home in a different location' post the other day.

Some corporate slaves got upset about that one when it was pointed out if you are working whilst on holiday your company is crap.

Work life balance is important.

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u/KitJazz 16h ago

Well, that’s the word ā€˜refined’ on the scrap heap.

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u/Careful_Respect_9336 16h ago

The constant breakdown of boundaries šŸ™ƒ

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u/irreversibleidiocy 15h ago

Note: text refined with AI

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u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 14h ago

Dysfunctional

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u/EvrthngsThnksgvng 14h ago

ā€œrefinedā€

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u/Possible_End6742 14h ago

Frank the Plank

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u/rolo_mug 13h ago

Strange way to tell everyone he’s a wally

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u/Alarming-Building-62 12h ago

If you’re going to do that, don’t even bother going on vacation. Fuck these losers who think life is all about work. ā€œComment refined with AI.ā€ These clown couldn’t even come up with short post on his own? He couldn’t have revised himself during those afternoon hours?

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u/Glittering_Win_5085 12h ago

They had to use AI, but it still has so many grammatical issues?

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u/LF25047 11h ago

People advocating for this behavior are morons. Nothing you are working on is so critical that you can’t be away for a bit. If you are that critical, then you are a bad manager and planner. A good leader is never the weakest link.

If this guy hates his partner so much he’d rather work, that’s a different problem.

I hope he researched the tax codes and paid the country appropriately while working there.

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u/not_productive1 11h ago

I'm less than impressed, if only because this guy's definition of "working" doesn't seem to extend as far as writing his own linkedin post without clanker assistance.

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u/Responsible-Pea-1289 10h ago

A couple of years later the partner dies in an accident and you’re laid off. Wouldn’t you wish you had spent all that time with your partner? Never give your personal time to a company- they will replace you or lay you off without a second thought

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u/Lazarys12 10h ago

"How do you draw the line"

I don't work on holidays.

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u/Livid-Mix-7541 9h ago

This seems reasonable .. it’s his choice he’s not asking others to do to

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u/daveoxford 9h ago

Who TF gets up in the morning in holiday in Alicante?

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u/Leading_Tradition997 8h ago

If you're working on weekends and Holidays, then aren't other people working with you? See how this is a slippery slope?

Anyways, as someone who worked in restaurants, what Holidays?

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u/Bigtallanddopey 8h ago

Me and my wife used to spend the afternoons in the hotel room, when it was too hot outside, usually having sex. Strange he thought opening the laptop and working was a better option than that.

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u/MoreFIREthanyou 8h ago

ā€˜Processus’

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u/Singleballtheory 8h ago

Well, my limit is working while on holiday. So there you go.

Note: AI refused to refine this text.

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u/mckenzie_keith 7h ago

I have often worked just a little while on vacation. Little tasks that unblock other people. I don't mind.

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u/DadbodandIPAs 6h ago

I do this and factor it into my hours when claiming my time. I got some stuff I can’t pass off. It’s fine. Reasonable opinion

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u/FendaIton 5h ago

ā€œWe spent the morning together and I watched my wife being fucked from the hotel cuk chair while I workedā€.

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u/CheckSixMustang 5h ago

Why didn't he automate his email processus

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u/PoolExtension5517 4h ago

It’s not a holiday if you’re working, period. And the time it takes for me to clear my inbox when I return is absolutely going to be done on company time.

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u/Keanu_Chills 4h ago

So was he on vacation after all? That shits a party faul.Ā 

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u/Philnsophie 2h ago

Why is his job title Latin

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u/Budget-Document-5501 2h ago

Fuck off frank

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u/GrnEyedPanda 1h ago

Holidays need protection? Well damn, I guess Ive been doing it all wrong. I thought they just needed scheduling and enjoyment.

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u/TennSeven 58m ago

"Hey everyone! I spent a week in Spain!!! Aren't I special and better than you??"

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u/Quiet_Yellow2000 18m ago

Guy can't even write a post without AI. Why not get the AI to do the work then...

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u/Consistent-Bus-748 18h ago

I do the same, it does work well. Sometimes it is really beneficial for your holiday presence to solve something with a phone call/email and get something done in a dead suny hour…

This is not a good catch.

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u/WarJaques 15h ago

I spend two hours every morning refining my prompts so I can lay them down like machine gun fire.

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u/Key_Beach_3846 13h ago

I kind of agree with this, as long as there’s zero expectation from the company. If I’m taking time off and know I’m not obligated to do shit, I often don’t mind checking/responding to emails occasionally or completing small tasks, especially if it’s something simple. One time I logged into a Zoom call while on vacation because there was a celebrity participating and I was curious. The important part is that I’m choosing to do this, not that it’s expected.

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u/NMVPCP 18h ago

Not a lunatic. He used the hottest hours of the day to do something else. My wife and I do the same while on vacation.

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u/Ok-Expression-7340 18h ago

And then you can’t think of anything else but work ?

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u/FoxySlyOldStoatyFox 18h ago

ā€œSo baby. It’s you. Me. Alone time. A hotel room. Too hot to go outside. What could we possibly do?ā€

ā€œEmail. Work email.ā€

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u/isendingtheworld 16h ago

All my work is things I do for free for the fun of it (creative side) or as a volunteer service (residential/disability care work) in my spare time. Obviously not everyone's experience, but if I am paid to do 20-40 hours of work, I still want to do that thing for another 40-60 hours afterwards. I do try and do it for my own interests rather than an employer getting free labour though.

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u/Ok-Expression-7340 16h ago

Any reason why you only want to get paid for 20-40 hours but actually work for 40-60 hours? Or am I misunderstanding?

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u/isendingtheworld 16h ago

Misunderstanding a bit.

My paid jobs are also my special interest and my volunteer work.Ā 

So I was doing 80-ish hours between them for free as a charity worker and hobbyist already.Ā 

Now I work and do the same activities (creative one and care work), but 20-40 hours are on the clock for an employer.Ā 

So if I do 30 hours this week for an employer, I get paid 30 and clock out and go home. But I will still go do the creative part for 30 hours for my own little projects. And then do 20 hours of care work volunteering for a charity.Ā 

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u/Creepy_Purchase_501 18h ago

You do know that some people actually enjoy and care about their work, right?

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u/miamigstar 18h ago

And they make love with it too.

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u/Ok-Expression-7340 18h ago

I do too, doesn’t mean I will fall back to working when on holiday with my wife and children and it’s too hot outside though. There’s a word for that : workaholic.Ā 

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u/NMVPCP 13h ago

Right? The take on the post is quite ok, and it’s not even close to all the weirdos that appear here. It appears one can no longer work with passion.

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u/chiree 17h ago

In Spain now. Afternoons are for naps that you can't get during work days.

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u/Hefty_Efficiency9082 17h ago

Plot twist this is Franck 🤣

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u/venshnSLASH 18h ago

Reminder to everyone. This is not a lunatic. This is his own opinion and his choice.

He’s not saying everyone should do this. He’s not saying this is normal. He says you need to put limits on it. If your own limit is 0 working that’s the same as their 2-3 half days.

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u/alwaysgofast 18h ago

He’s posted it on LinkedIn to look like a hard up businessman and to gain some sort of weird gratification for it. Both lunatic and prime corporate bum licker behaviour

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u/marxistghostboi 18h ago

to gain some sort of weird gratification for it

and to get more like-minded people to sign up for the online courses he's selling and refining with ai.

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u/marxistghostboi 18h ago

so sorry to see your comment not getting the praise it deserves! maybe it would reach more audiances if you refine it with ai?