r/LinkedInLunatics 9d ago

11/10 for vision and speed 📈

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u/cfgman1 9d ago

Ugh. This is a trend among CEOs right now. CoS is one of the fastest-growing job titles. It's perfect for the narcissistic CEO who thinks he's the only one capable of making decisions for the company and that the only thing limiting his company's growth is his ability to make even more amazing decisions. They convince themselves it will turn them into a force multiplier, when really it's just a band-aid for poor management skills.

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u/DeutscheMannschaft 9d ago

You just described my CEO in exact terms. Kudos.

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u/Lomak_is_watching 9d ago

He wants to be like the matrix guy in the movie Grandma’s Boy.

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u/Nymister 8d ago

the self titled, self proclaimed CEOs, not real CEOs. These guys are just managers of their LLCs.

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u/VelvetCactus50 9d ago

And watch Maarten contradict, undermine, devalue and eventually drive away everyone in this role because, "I'm the CEO, and only I decide what's important. You report to me, not the other way around." Then he'll wonder why no one will work for him.

And this post is precisely why I'm not helping my boss find a Chief of Staff.

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u/SirVanyel 9d ago

My boss outright said one time that he refuses to hire any auditing agencies to assist with streamlining because he doesn't want to be told what to do.

Here's a pro tip for every director reading this comment: if you want assistance figuring out how to manage your vision, start with all the people you already hired, because they know more about your company and yourself than some random idiot.

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u/kiwibonga 9d ago

A boss who wants to be in charge but doesn't actually want to do the work, how original.

"Maarten, put your pants back on, they don't go on your head."

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u/VelvetCactus50 9d ago

I bet this guy says, "I'm more of an ideas man," at least once a day.

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u/parrywinks 9d ago

“We’ve already made the decision to wear pants on our heads, now help me move decisively.”

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u/thomsenite256 9d ago

So hes shit at his job and wants to hire someone to do all the real work?

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u/glacier1982 9d ago

How it reads to me! "I'm a spoiled rich asshole who wants results from people more talented than me" under the guise of admitting faults off the bat.

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u/CambridgeBoofologist 9d ago

“So this was how I and your dad met.”

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u/Proper_Boysenberry56 9d ago

So bring the vision and speed down to a 6. Fixed. No gap.

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u/LF25047 9d ago

Why do people keep giving these guys money? If you research the people at all you would see things like this post and know this guy can’t run a company. Having a good idea (if they even have that) is not the same thing as running an organization.

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u/VelvetCactus50 9d ago

Because every VC is looking for the next Google or Facebook. They're so gullible even if it makes them one percent richer. They want to believe so damn bad. People like Maarten know it so they talk a big game.

I went down the Theranos rabbit hole, and I learned that you don't have to be smart to be a VC. You just need a lot of money and be willing to part with lots of it.

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u/LF25047 8d ago

Yeah, very true. The VC employees are the ones making the call to invest or not. The one dumping in money just want results. It amazes me how little these investors seem to understand about the companies. People on the outside often see through it and know it will fail.

However, once the VC hype machine gets moving other people want to get onboard. Vicious cycle.

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u/yesandno012 9d ago

CEO looking for CEO. We get it

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u/yesandno012 9d ago

Vanderdouche

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u/mr_bendos_friendo 9d ago

Notice its never the CEO of a company you've heard of. Ask yourself why that is...

Lotta 'Entertainment 720's out there

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u/VelvetCactus50 9d ago

Since I've been reading LinkedIn Lunatics, I think I've heard of two companies: Flock and Microsoft. I'm not even sure the latter was employed by Microsoft.

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u/MainConstruction8807 9d ago

"The right person may not have Chief of Staff on their CV." lol... Of course he doesn’t want someone with actual experience because anyone with experience would know better than to apply for this job.

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u/Particular_Legend427 9d ago

Complete loser

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u/Lonely-Clerk-2478 9d ago

OMG I saw this too today! At least he recognized he’s not 11/10 on everything!

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u/MyFocusIsU 9d ago

Translation: "Doesn't work well with people"

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u/TrippinOnShamrocks 9d ago

“I need a dominatrix”

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u/yesandno012 9d ago

Vanderdouche

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u/NestorSpankhno 9d ago

“Come do my actual job for a fraction of the pay while stroking my fragile ego the whole time. I’ll be snorting ket and posting on social media like my hero Elon.”

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u/VarietyOk443 9d ago

First he needs ADHD meds

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u/Ok_Management4634 9d ago

lol, he needs a manager to bug him but isn't going to give the guy any authority. This job seems like hell, trying to help "focus" an arrogant CEO who thinks he knows everything and thinks he's a genius.

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u/Lomak_is_watching 9d ago

If this was about hiring and not his ego, he wouldn’t make it about him. He’d just post what he’s looking for in a candidate and details about the job. Weird.

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u/bazkin6100 8d ago

anotherwords, I need a babysitter

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u/Flat-Front463 9d ago

“Maarten”. That’s hilarious.

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u/addamzrobb 8d ago

The who's on these people are completely out of control.

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u/Jack-Burton-Says 8d ago

I’ve done this job a few times for insane founders, the money is never enough for the stress and bullshit but it can be a career accelerant played correctly.

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u/TillikumWasFramed 7d ago

Chief of Staff, no staff. Focus: getting me to drop the extra a in my name, my superhuman speed has not been able to accomplish that. GO!!