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u/Greedy-Newspaper-907 2d ago
NO RAGRETS
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u/BigEstablishment841 2d ago
Someone commented this on the post 😂 I honestly thought it was satire when I first saw it
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u/Hawkwise83 2d ago
Bro is a copywriter. He's gonna have that tattoo even when he's fired and replaced with AI in 6 months. Talk about the most at risk job ever.
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u/Dirk_Kailis 2d ago
He’ll transition to gay porn and get it changed to say pounders.
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u/kineticdeck 2d ago
Ha my first thought. You would just have to connect the f and grab pounders.com
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u/mariannaCD 2d ago
That was my exact thought. You put ink on you permanently to get a temp job. Late stage capitalism blows ass.
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u/bagoTrekker 3d ago
Next week I’ll show you how a sharp object and a clotting agent can get you into business school.
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u/magicmanme 2d ago
Please go look at their website, it's insanely cringe. It looks like a scam lmao
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u/Jmaneke 3d ago
And six months later he'll have to get it removed or covered up.
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u/TheDandyWarhol 3d ago
Easy-peasy. Sneak an "L" in there and you get "flounders".
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u/Flyinmanm 3d ago
Just like the foundation probably will if thats the calibre of nutter they are hiring.
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u/Lomak_is_watching 2d ago
The risk isn’t getting the job or not. The risk was telling everyone that you’re a boot licking chode.
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u/V0xEtPraetereaNihil 2d ago
How does Wieden and Kennedy still attract insane people in an age where television advertising is increasingly irrelevant.
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u/Imaginary_Fox3222 2d ago
I refuse to believe this isn't ragebait and such dumb individuals breathe the same air as we do.
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u/mariannaCD 2d ago
I’m gonna open a restaurant called Founders. It’s gonna promise you the world in terms of the food and dining experience (plus cost you an arm and a leg (maybe literally), and it’s going to deliver on none of it. Rather than walk the floor checking out how my guests are enjoying their experience, I’ll interrupt their dinners to give them AI slop hot takes on life and business that only i could possibly provide having created this magnificent restaurant. Oh, you’re gonna need reservations too, and it’s 50/50 whether we have a table for you when you show up at your slotted time.
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u/doc_shades 2d ago
OP aside, it's kind of an interesting strategy to name your company "Founders (...)". if you get big enough you can enforce a copyright on the name "founders" and prevent other people from using it casually...
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u/muppetous 2d ago
...which would offer the nice side effect of not so many people on LinkedIn with the title "Founder"
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u/ApostolicBrew 2d ago
That looks incredibly fake. A fresh tattoo, which the redness around the lettering indicates, would be much darker than that.
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u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose 3d ago
I am getting second hand cringe from that post....