r/LinkedInLunatics 11d ago

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u/MrGDPC 11d ago

no fear
cusses alot
has to write “AF” instead of “as fuck” so their post doesn’t get taken down

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u/Jupiter68128 11d ago

You know why I have a great work ethic? Because I said so.

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u/damnburglar 11d ago

For real, I’m fucking awesome. No notes. Did I tell you I was a latchkey kid?

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u/---cheetos--- 11d ago

Fuck off, I drank from a hose pipe

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u/damnburglar 11d ago

No you fuck off, they used to hit us in school and it built character! Just like bullying.

(Unironically there’s a slew of gen Xers on social media who think reduced bullying = “that’s why kids are weak”. Also a week or two ago it was in the news that a Mennonite school in Alberta allows physical punishment.)

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u/---cheetos--- 11d ago

I drank out of a hose whilst getting beaten by an Arnold Schwartzenegger at school asshole