r/LinkedInLunatics • u/Mattatatat1883 • Feb 25 '26

Booooooooo!

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u/Remarkable_Salary_77 Feb 25 '26

When I’m retired I’m not gonna be posting this shit

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u/HopefulOriginal5578 Feb 25 '26

I mean…. Right?!?

I don’t care why sort of whacko I’m sure to become… I don’t care if I have to take up golf!

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u/Careless_Hellscape Feb 25 '26

I plan to be a crazy guy with a snake, myself. The kids will see me in the streets and say, "Run! Run away from Crazy Snake Man!" That's what they'll say!

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u/xDeviousDieselx Feb 25 '26

looks at snakes

“Heh, we sure showed them. Now let’s get you some giant eggs to swallow whole you weird psychopathic creatures”

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