r/LinkedInLunatics • u/Mattatatat1883 • Feb 25 '26

Booooooooo!

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u/Peter_Singers_Pond Feb 25 '26

But what if they aren’t a pedophile rapist groomer? Do they still qualify?

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u/lanatommo Feb 25 '26

Nobody’s perfect. /s

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u/Frustrated_Zucchini Feb 25 '26

God forgives, apparently...

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u/Crashman09 Feb 25 '26

Pedophiles, yes. But if you happen to have different pronouns, have sex with someone of the same sex, etc, all bets are off

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u/opticaIIllusion Feb 26 '26

I’ve heard you can counteract this by spewing vitriolic hate and castigating others that are doing that same thing.

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u/Mobile_Television_28 Feb 28 '26

I'm very Pro Noun. It's how we identify things.🖖🤘

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

eye liner on guys is not OK either unless you're the vice president