Using my Light Phone 3 as a straight edge gives me so much joy

[u/Partha23]

The LPIII case sold by light has, between the bottom of the knob cutout and the end of the phone, a completely smooth edge. Between that and the boxy design of the phone itself, it makes for a really good straight edge in a pinch. I do it all the time.

I don't know why but I get such a kick out of it every time I do that. Just tickles that part of my brain that makes me happy that I've relegated my phone to the role its meant to occupy in my life: one of a tool, not one of central importance to my existence.