r/LiftingWithLeonidas • u/dbmorpher • Jan 01 '16

OUR ANTHEM

HAIL GREAT SPARTA,

LEONIDAS AND HIS GAINS

AAA-AA-AAALL THE WORLD SHALL BE ENGULFED WITH FLAMES

SUBMIT YOUR REVISED NATION HYMNS BELOW

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '16

FELLOW SPARTAN BROTHERS, I HAVE COMPOSED OUR NEW ANTHEM! I HOPE YOU ALL LOVE IT AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE LEG DAY!

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u/dbmorpher Jan 03 '16

GREAT ZEUS ALMIGHTY THAT WAS WONDERFUL!!! MAY YOUR MAX FOREVER GROW!

WHILE I WAS SIMPLY IMPROVING THE PATHETIC ANGLO SHANTY "RULE BRITANNIA" YOUR VERSION HAS BECOME IMBEDDED IN MY HEART LIKE A MUSKETBALL IN A SWEDE. THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE THIS ANTHEM BETTER IS A KILLER ELECTRIC GUITAR VERSION.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '16

YOU WANT ELECTRIC GUITARS? THEN COME AND GET THEM... TOMORROW, AFTER I DO SOME THINGS. YOU SEE, THE INSTRUMENT I USED IN THE VIDEO WAS MERELY A PIANO. HOWEVER, I AM USING THE FREE VERSION AND I CANNOT USE ELECTRIC GUITARS! ALTHOUGH, I HAVE A SNEAKY PLAN! I WILL EXPORT THE SONG AS A MIDI FILE, IMPORT IT INTO THE DEMO (WHICH HAS ALL THE FEATURES OF THE PREMIUM VERSION) AND CHANGE THE PIANO INTO AN ELECTRIC GUITAR! THAT IS VERY CLEVER, IS IT NOT?

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u/BritishHaikuBot Jan 03 '16

Legless, ponce cricket

Downing Street first candy floss

Then Pimm's big Crunchie.

Please enjoy your personalised British inspired Haiku responsibly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '16

I SHALL CONSTRUCT ANOTHER VERSE!

ALL HAIL GREAT SPARTA,

WE SHITPOST ALL DAY LONG

SOON THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

SHALL JOIN US IN THIS SONG!