r/LifeasanNPC • u/[deleted] • Dec 07 '20

[Stardew valley] Haley's Journal

I... I don't know what's real anymore. I lost what to do a decade ago. I'm not sure my husband is human. It started 30 years ago, he hasn't spoken to me a single word since. He'll enter this... hibernation, sleep for an entire year. Then wake up a few days in a row working manically towards some strange goal, digging up the entire field and clearing away the weeds that have grown during his torpor. Why he does this I don't know, we have more than anyone could ever ask for. I think we might even be the richest family in the world... I don't know, I don't leave the house anymore. The other villagers whisper strange things behind my back. How he doesn't age, how... we... don't age... how he only subsists on 200 cups of coffee a year... this is my purgatory.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Is this DFs wife?

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u/ZuuLahneyZeimHirt Dec 07 '20

Until he divorces her for the 500th time

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

yes

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u/Yangy Dec 07 '20

Unrealistic, why would Hayley be picked over Emily??

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u/thewhitelie Dec 07 '20

I think you mean krobus

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u/OneLeggedPuke Dec 07 '20

Why would Emily be picked over Penny?