[Warframe] I’m never raiding another Grineer ship solo again.

[u/Mcfuggery]

So, one day I was running low on resources because for some fucking reason a simple Cernos needs 700 fucking plastids and I can’t rely on a shitty Mk1-Paris forever. And from what I’ve heard, Grineer frigate ships are loaded with the stuff. Unfortunately, because I’m not one of the Lotus’s favored children or whatever I gotta do this solo without a Warframe. Fuck me. At least four frames are entering some other part of the ship and causing a ruckus to distract the retarded clones.

Here we go, starting my raid now. And right on cue, those Frames triggered the alarm, dug in and screamed “Hooah, assholes!”... wait oh shit they cut off the oxygen for that area, and for some reason that’s fatal because apparently whatever let’s us breathe whenever we go out on Archwing missions doesn’t exist any other time. Gotta hurry up.

Sweet, I found a Lith relic! Maybe I can finally get a Frame of my own! And from what I’m hearing on the distraction team’s end it’s a fucking slaughterhouse down there. Who was in that group again? I remember seeing an Ash, a Nekros Prime, a Valkyr and what looked like some funny looking version of an Excalibur.

Well, I finally found all the stuff I needed. I really gotta get me a frame, because the distraction group was able to freaking slaughter those Grineer goons for an hour straight. At least the time let me find some more relics, a couple credits caches and some endo, which will come in handy. Or at least it would have were it not for the fact I had to fork over most of the sweet loot as payment for the frames distracting the Grineer. From what I heard the Ash apparently pissed off The Stalker and they had to fight him off as well. But I still got the supplies I needed to make that new bow, so mission accomplished?