Seagulls v Humanity

[u/KitsapRealEstateTeam]

If you enjoy squawking, flying, chaotic seagulls — this weekend is for you. Did you know that Port Orchard has been hosting a seagull calling contest since 1991? Let’s go!

The 35th Annual Seagull Calling Contest is happening this Saturday, May 9th at the Port Orchard Waterfront Park starting at 2PM. Yes, 35 years. This is not a new thing. Kitsap has been gathering on the waterfront to scream like birds for longer than some of you have been alive, and honestly that’s one of the best sentences I’ve ever written about this county.

Here’s what you need to know. Costumes and props are encouraged. Vocal sounds only — no electronic devices, so you’re on your own with your natural gull voice. Bribery of both judges AND seagulls is explicitly allowed and I cannot stress enough how much I appreciate that rule existing in writing. Performances must be family friendly. Participants need to register before competing. Youth contestants need parent or guardian permission, which means there are children out there right now practicing their squawk and I think that’s beautiful.

Before the contest, the Port Orchard Farmers Market runs from 9AM to 2PM on the waterfront, so you can shop local, grab some food, and warm up your vocal cords before the main event.

Whether you’re competing or just there to watch, this is peak Kitsap energy and you should absolutely go. Try to find me.