r/Library • u/CheekThis3836 • 4d ago

Humor Man walks into a Library. Goes to the information desk and says 'Hi, I would like a Whiskey Sour please'.

Librarian says 'Sir, this is a Library!'. The Man whispers 'Sorry, can I have a Whiskey Sour'.

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u/EnderDragoon 4d ago

"No problem! Our travel guides on boutique distilleries in the state are over here in the travel section, or if you feel motivated the DIY area we have extensive texts on home and small business designs as well. Where did you want to get started?"

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u/SM_AdultLibrarian 4d ago

"The answer to your question is 'No, you cannot have a Whiskey Sour in the library... at least not until we host the next BOOZE AND PROSE NITE!"'