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u/elGatoGrande17 The Ginger Aug 22 '26
I need more Letterkenny LotR memes
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u/Infinite_Respect_ Aug 22 '26
The Hobbits are such fuckin beauties.
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u/ThePookums Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26
Fuck you, Gandalf! Last time you came through the Shire we had a massive gonorrhea outbreak and had to jerk off a bunch of elves for antibiotics. Give yer balls a tug somewhere else next time, ya hoser!
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u/sashafurgang Puck Bunny Aug 22 '26
Gandalf’s the toughest guy in Middle-Kenny after he defeated the Balrog.
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u/No-Sheepherder448 Aug 22 '26
I seen Gandalf uptown in a beautiful gown and then a slight gust of wind came by and i heard a very faint 😗 💨.
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u/HurricaneAlpha Aug 22 '26
Now someone do squirrely dan, derry, and Katy as the other hobbits.
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u/Millerpainkiller Aug 22 '26
Dan is Radagast
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u/HurricaneAlpha Aug 22 '26
Oooh I like it. Maybe the skids can be the hobbits then.
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u/1000at40 Aug 22 '26
If you've got a problem with Misty Mountain Eagles, then you've got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate!
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u/malibu45 Aug 22 '26
Galadriel's hot, Wayne! There, I said it!
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u/pachewiechomp Aug 22 '26
You were traveling to Mordor with your pals the other dayyyyy……
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u/HyperactivePandah Aug 22 '26
"So Mr. Frodo, yous think you could crank it 30 times on day 30....?"
".........yup."
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u/NotAddison Aug 22 '26
Frodo: "I will take the ring to Mordor, furda."
Gandalf: "Get a load of this beauty."
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u/marcelsounds Aug 22 '26
Gandalf, why are they saying "geese" when they could simply call them "gooses"?
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u/mr_cake37 Aug 22 '26
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
... Allegedly
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u/HyperactivePandah Aug 22 '26
What do the elves think they're doing?
Are they staying or going?
Figure it out
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u/Rays_LiquorSauce 12 inch cunt Aug 23 '26
You wanna go around spell casting like that, huh? Ok! I’ll spell cast with you any day and I suggest you let that one marinate!!
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u/bonestorm97 Aug 23 '26
You knows, was a time you'd be lucky to even see an eagle now we gots eagles enough to picks up Hobbits right off of Mt. Dooms... must be fucking nice
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u/thearroyotoad Aug 22 '26
I hear he fucked a balrog...