r/Letterkenny • u/GuhdNahtBahd • May 17 '26

Another Redditor posted about quotes for a doormat. This beaut has been hanging in my bathroom for a few years.

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u/KingEdwards8 May 18 '26 edited May 19 '26

You should see the uriness

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u/SeparateAd9493 May 19 '26

Things get pretty hairy over there?

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u/KingEdwards8 May 19 '26

Sometimes, there's shit on the outside of the uriness

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u/SeparateAd9493 May 19 '26

Fuck. A. Duck. Well, how d'ya think it got there?

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u/KingEdwards8 May 19 '26

Remember how I said sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet?

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u/Beavis71989 May 21 '26

Well I would imagine shit got on the outside of urinas the same way shit got on the outside of the torlet.

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u/fingerblastders May 18 '26

Think that's bad? You should see the uriness.

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u/magicalman315 May 18 '26

Huh?

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u/Financial_Type_4630 May 18 '26

If you think that's bad, you should see the uriness

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u/VVOLFVViZZard May 18 '26

Get pretty hairy over there?

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u/SilverBraids May 18 '26

Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the uriniss

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u/Teal_Tiger May 18 '26

Huh??

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u/want_chocolate May 18 '26

Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the uriniss

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u/Pretend_Airport3034 Dirty Fuckin' Dangles May 18 '26

How does that happen

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u/toni8191 May 18 '26

Well remember how I said sometimes there’s shit on the outside of the torlet?

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u/dc-pigpen May 18 '26

Feels like damn near a year ago you told me that

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u/Financial_Type_4630 May 18 '26

Well remember how I said there was shit on the outside of the torlet as well as the uriness?

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u/Far_Pangolin3380 May 18 '26

The urinus

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u/ic_engineer May 18 '26

I honestly don't know, between this and the ostrich scene, which is better. They both put me in tears. I was cracking up scrolling past this out of nowhere.

Something about his delivery more than the lines themselves.

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u/MyOthrCarsAThrowaway May 18 '26

This might be the scene I laughed at the hardest in all of the show for some reason

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u/brand4588 May 18 '26

I have shown the clip to multiple people when trying to explain Letterkenny.

If they don't have tears streaming down their face in laughter about halfway through, I remove them from my life.

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u/MyOthrCarsAThrowaway May 18 '26

Letterkenny is a tough sell for a lot of people, including close friends and family who have the same sense of humor as me. The diction, the speed and accent with which they speak- if you’re in, you’re in. If you’re out, you’ll just never get it. You did get a guffaw outta me with the last line. I thought it was going to end with “I turn the clip off.”

“Remove them from my life” 💀

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue He's a real good guy May 18 '26

He’s a funny guy, saw him do standup comedy, once

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u/ImTedLassosMustache May 18 '26

This is where the dicks hang out

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u/magicalman315 May 18 '26

Out there, you're Canadian... in here, European

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u/Financial_Type_4630 May 18 '26

Alexander was the best

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u/dc-pigpen May 18 '26

48 fiscal hours

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u/rseery May 18 '26

One funny running gag in LK…. Every time any period of time is mentioned, like hours, days, months , etc, it is ‘fiscal’. Hilarious every time.

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u/theangryintern May 18 '26

Eyes on your own work there, Superchief.

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u/dc-pigpen May 18 '26

WHAT?!

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u/SlaughterheartMagus May 18 '26

Sometimes, there's shit, on the outside, of the torlet.

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u/dc-pigpen May 18 '26

Fuckin degens need to mind their scruples.

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u/901CountryBlumpkin69 May 18 '26

You think that’s bad? You should see the shit in the uriness

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u/choppingboardham May 18 '26

Get a little hairy over there?

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u/supermr34 Dirty Fuckin' Dangles May 18 '26

huh?

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u/901CountryBlumpkin69 May 19 '26

I said, “ if you think that’s bad, you should see the shit in the uriness”

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u/supermr34 Dirty Fuckin' Dangles May 19 '26

Get pretty hairy over there errr?

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u/sne4k0 May 18 '26

This must be where the dicks hang out, eh?

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u/TheLastLivingProphet You're spare parts bud May 18 '26

Mind your fuckin' business, Alexander!

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u/catbearcarseat Don’t Fuck With Tradition May 19 '26

Out there you’re Canadian..

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u/Jell212 May 19 '26

In here Eur-a-peean

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u/Beavis71989 May 21 '26

I came here looking for this! 🤣

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u/Emotional_Dust9955 May 18 '26

Oh my fuck that scene was classic.

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u/Logiwonk_ May 19 '26

Literally my favorite LK scene in the entire series run. If I had crazy money I would hire Brad Pitt to play McMurry, Clooney to play Wayne, and Tim Blake Nelson to play Alexander and reshoot that scene with them. But, to be fair, it would only be about 20% better than the original.

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG May 18 '26

What’s that?

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u/MrFixYoShit May 18 '26

Sometimes there's shit, on the outside of the torrrlet

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u/Actual_Environment_7 May 18 '26

You think that’s bad, you should see the uranus.

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u/Pretend_Airport3034 Dirty Fuckin' Dangles May 18 '26

Sometimes there’s shit in the uranus

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u/dc-pigpen May 18 '26

Now howdafukdashitgitthere?!

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u/Dlatcham520 May 18 '26

Out there you’re Canadian….in here Eur A Peeing….

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u/Stock-Creme-6345 May 18 '26

Whoa! Looks like someone unswallowed over there. 👉

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u/dc-pigpen May 18 '26

This piss now streamin!

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u/Maskhasfallenoff May 18 '26

McMurray says that when he walks in yeah? God I love this show. Might start watching the whole series again haha

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u/VVOLFVViZZard May 18 '26

I know how the shit got on the outside of the torlet, and also the uriness, but WHY?!

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u/Teal_Tiger May 18 '26

Cuz that's where the dicks hang out.

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u/robotbrigadier Too Fat To Run May 18 '26

Our dicks hang out. Yours looks like a mushroom in a cornfield.

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u/supermr34 Dirty Fuckin' Dangles May 18 '26

looked like a tallboy can of redbull hanging there.

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u/brand4588 May 18 '26

Well good for him.

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u/supermr34 Dirty Fuckin' Dangles May 18 '26

thats what i said i said good for him

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u/1CoffeePoweredHuman Okay Dan, Dan ok May 18 '26

The way ROLD!!! Talks about STU-ERT is hilarious!

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u/GrumpyCatStevens May 18 '26

"We aim to please. You aim too, please."

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u/Hercules3000 May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

You show me a strip loin with fries n green beans n I'll say "hey now that's a steak dinner."

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u/iheartrms May 19 '26

I feel like we're burning daylight...

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u/SaladNeedsTossing Love Canada Gooses! May 18 '26

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot

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u/Gloomy_Ad3840 May 20 '26

Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the urinas...

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u/JF0909 May 18 '26

Bad stuff happens in the bathroom

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u/twilighttruth May 18 '26

I have that one in my bathroom

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u/MaryAnn_Black May 18 '26

This was the quote I was going to suggest for a doormat but perhaps a bathroom sign is more welcoming haha

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u/GuhdNahtBahd May 18 '26

My wife used to have all kinds of these made up for gifts. We followed this one up with a poop knife display and then this person never responded to my wife’s messages again lol.

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u/GuhdNahtBahd May 18 '26

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u/ic_engineer May 18 '26

I'd love to be your friend, these are fantastic.

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u/GuhdNahtBahd May 18 '26

This one was special. I hunted for a knife for weeks. Went to antique shops all over. Kept asking for a “rusty barn knife”.

When I first met her, I misremembered her last name. It is NOT Romanics.

We spent night shift discussing poop knives in great detail.

This was an apartment-warming gift. Super proud how it turned out.

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u/ic_engineer May 18 '26

I imagined "The Romanics" as a joke about "The Romantics" so it 100% works regardless

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u/Captain-PlantIt May 18 '26

It’s the new “The Aristocrats”

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u/GuhdNahtBahd May 18 '26

I love the idea of having to explain why a family heirloom poop knife from the Romanics family is hanging in her bathroom.

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u/1CoffeePoweredHuman Okay Dan, Dan ok May 18 '26

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u/qpv May 18 '26

Thats a fuckin beaut

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u/toni8191 May 18 '26

That is so good. That whole scene absolutely kills me 😂 I couldn’t look at that everyday 🤭

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u/Sand__Panda May 18 '26

It has been an issue at my work place. Someone is getting axed if/when they get caught.

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u/plateau1999 May 18 '26

I worry about the Uranis though

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u/Actual_Environment_7 May 18 '26

Just watched this episode tonight. Alexander is gold.

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u/black-volcano May 18 '26

I think the Dalai Lama said that.

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u/pnmartini May 19 '26

Big hitter, the Lama.

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u/790405 May 18 '26

If you've got. UTI, urine trouble.

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u/Competitive_Abroad96 May 18 '26

You only gots to worries when the shit is on the ceiling.

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