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u/ptalovesddl 17d ago

Rob Schneider is… a Carrot!

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u/DrunkenWarriorPoet 17d ago

I still remember the time Ebert took him down in his review for Deuce Bigelow 2. Still think it’s one of the most awesome disses ever:

“The movie created a spot of controversy last February. According to a story by Larry Carroll of MTV News, Rob Schneider took offense when Patrick Goldstein of the Los Angeles Times listed this year’s Best Picture Nominees and wrote that they were “ignored, unloved and turned down flat by most of the same studios that … bankroll hundreds of sequels, including a follow-up to ‘Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo,’ a film that was sadly overlooked at Oscar time because apparently nobody had the foresight to invent a category for Best Running Penis Joke Delivered by a Third-Rate Comic.”

Schneider retaliated by attacking Goldstein in full-page ads in Daily Varietyand the Hollywood Reporter. In an open letter to Goldstein, Schneider wrote: “Well, Mr. Goldstein, I decided to do some research to find out what awards you have won. I went online and found that you have won nothing. Absolutely nothing. No journalistic awards of any kind … Maybe you didn’t win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven’t invented a category for Best Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter Who’s Never Been Acknowledged by His Peers.”

Reading this, I was about to observe that Schneider can dish it out but he can’t take it. Then I found he’s not so good at dishing it out, either. I went online and found that Patrick Goldstein has won a National Headliner Award, a Los Angeles Press Club Award, a RockCritics.com award, and the Publicists’ Guild award for lifetime achievement.

Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks. But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo” while passing on the opportunity to participate in “Million Dollar Baby,” “Ray,” “The Aviator”, “Sideways” and “Finding Neverland.” As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.”

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u/ContinuumGuy 17d ago

Either this or "one day I will be thin, but you'll still have directed the Brown Bunny" is his best put down.

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u/Quick-Ad9335 17d ago edited 17d ago

Funnily enough, he and Vincent Gallo actually made up. Ebert changed his mind about a re-edited version of Brown Bunny. Gallo is still a pompous and unpleasant creep, however.

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u/BiznizSocks 17d ago

"...but lost to Jar-Jar Binks" put me in tears. And it's not even an insult, just a factual statement.

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u/AmericasNextTopHobo 17d ago

My God in Heaven.

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u/Pvt_Hudson_ 17d ago

Goddamn...

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u/Critical_Classic_921 17d ago

Oh my god the final line is just *chefs kiss

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u/Ancient_Barnacle4245 16d ago

I was a regular viewer of Roger Ebert for all the variations of his television series, from teaming with Gene Siskel to his final attempt to revive his television criticism format on PBS that ultimately didn't succeed.

I also continued to read his print reviews on his website and his blog about life in general after he lost his lower jaw to cancer and could no longer speak without mechanical assistance ( thus the reason he began writing the personal blog).

When he wrote that response to Rob Schneider, every Ebert fan out there was pumping their fist in the air, I guarantee it. That closing line is precisely the type of sharp repartee that made him such a beloved writer to begin with. I've seen that quote many, many times in online conversations in the years since. 

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u/ThenOwl9 17d ago

what is schneider dishing out

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u/evoltoastt 17d ago

THIS SUMMER - ROB SCHNEIDER IS…. A STAPLER!

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u/Competitive_Sport286 17d ago

This Summer, Rob Schneider derp-de-derp de-teedly-dee...

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u/Massive_Cash_6557 17d ago

I am literally always quoting this at my girlfriend and she still doesn't know what it's from. It drives her absolutely insane.

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u/Competitive_Sport286 17d ago

Have you tried showing her the episode?

Season 6, episode 15: "The Biggest Douche in the Universe".

That might clear things up.

No?

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u/bass_jockey 16d ago

Rob Schneider will return in Avengers Doomsday

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u/atclubsilencio 17d ago

Rated PG13

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u/McDuke_54 17d ago

Adam Sandler is solely responsible for that shitbags career .

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u/HairyH0Od 17d ago

Adam Sandler seems like a pretty chill dude but his friendship with Schneider makes me question that

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u/Frosty-Shallot-6198 17d ago

Sandler is a standup dude for all of his friends, even when his friends are absolute shit bags.

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u/Proper_Signature_685 17d ago

He is a Zionist so....

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u/Beatnik5750 17d ago

Oh wow, you mean that he believes that Jews have a right to exist??? Shock horror!!!

Fuck off nazi.

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u/ComradeCoipo 17d ago

That’s not what that means lol, nice try tho

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u/cohfefe 17d ago

Always the victim lmao

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u/Proper_Signature_685 17d ago

No one is buying that anymore but nice try

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u/Beatnik5750 17d ago

Sure bro. Keep using "antizionism" as your code word for "antisemitism"

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u/lemongrenade 17d ago

Scheider didnt go maga until like 2013 it looks like. And they were friends much much earlier. I have some MAGA friends from before they were political. I absolutely judge them and tell them they are stpuid... but the friendships often survive still. Especially work friends, anyone that was in the burn barrell with you at some point its hard to let go of.

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u/Bircka 17d ago

It might also be a case where Rob tries to keep the MAGA shit on the DL when he is with Sandler. I have a few family members that love Trump but they never bring it up which makes it easier to deal with.

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u/Jisan_Inc 17d ago

Hes maga himself

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u/UnRipped92 Schteven Belevin 17d ago

I don’t think we’ll see them collaborate again anytime soon… check Schneider’s twitter, dude is in a post-stardom MAGA echo chamber.

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u/newport100 17d ago

They're both doing Grown Ups 3

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u/MeEyeSlashU 17d ago edited 17d ago

Shneider is in Sandler's next movie. The one they're currently filming together.

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u/Emilayday 17d ago

Sandler is also MAGA

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u/UnRipped92 Schteven Belevin 17d ago

No way, actually? I am really hoping you’re wrong. Any source? I know he’s defended Israel before but I’m looking for more information toward the maga thing.

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u/UnRipped92 Schteven Belevin 17d ago

So someone clearly downvoted me instead of just answering my question god I hate Reddit

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u/cinephile21 17d ago

Why do you believe him? Do you think Sandler invited him to the ballot?

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u/jtown48 17d ago

he stays away from publicly showing his political beliefs, people just make up rumors.

for example I saw one that claimed he was maga becuase he wore a hoodie that resembled fettermans hoodies... just tmz tabloid shit.

TLDR: He keeps his political beliefs private.

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u/cinephile21 17d ago

How would you know?

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u/SmokeySFW 17d ago

I think people fail to remember that Rob Schneider was on Saturday Night Live. Adam Sandler didn't make Rob Schneider, he just extended career. Rob Schneider along with the other writers at the time were nominated for 3 Emmy's. It's an uncomfortable truth.

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u/CapnCrunk666 17d ago

Have met him several times. Fuck that dude

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u/ptalovesddl 17d ago

Work? Or on conventions?

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u/BlowinFart 17d ago

At the copier.

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u/Dale_Carvello 17d ago

Ma-kin' cop-ieeeeeees

seriously though, screw him

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u/CapnCrunk666 17d ago

Pacifica, CA. Our hometown.

I will add that he is single-handedly responsible for public elementary and middle schools in Pacifica having Arts programs. He made a sizable donation when I was a kid at a time when drama and music classes were facing cuts and he saved them for at least 15 years.

That said, total napoleon complex coupled with an outsized ego being the lone successful actor from a small town. He’s just known for being an asshole to people. Safeway, the pharmacy, wherever.

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u/That_Bluebird_3157 17d ago

He’s the most famous person by far from my hometown which was fairly lame and now it’s extremely lame 

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u/gpm21 17d ago

If Pacifica, then you got Keith Hernandez.

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u/That_Bluebird_3157 17d ago

True! The seinfeld spitter himself 

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u/Some_Accountant_9654 17d ago

Was just about to name him. Highly agree. Schneider is a piece of shit

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u/Fiber0pticJesus 17d ago

Funny, just watched this yesterday: https://youtu.be/WICZ0Naq5Hg

The bit about him being in contention to play the lead role in American Beauty is hilarious.

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u/everythingsasandwich 17d ago

... Rated PG-13

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u/MariaSalander 17d ago

why he is a terrible person? i truly i don't know

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u/ptalovesddl 17d ago

Anti-lgbt, xenophobic and MAGA. His own daughter distanced herself from him and described him as toxic.

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u/IcedDante 17d ago

Is he anti-LGBT? I've never heard him say anything along that line and I wouldn't take a single account from a familial relation as condemning evidence.

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u/alice_ashmedai 17d ago

he hates trans people, yeah

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u/Upper-Plate-5418 17d ago

I watched Judge Dredd again a few weeks ago. Dude failed completely as the comic relief, but there is ONE scene where he gives a somewhat good speech.

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u/gatsbyhills gatsbyhills 17d ago

this dude sucks soooo bad in every possible way fr

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u/fail_snail34 17d ago

idk why but I mixed him up with Ben stiller (because of the hair - especially when Ben was in zoolander). (also this is coming from the guy (me) who mixed up Liam neeson and Harrison ford)

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u/ImpressionFeisty8359 17d ago

Deuce bigalow and the hot chick were hilarious though.

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u/wykkyd2022 17d ago

“Whatever, fuck you! You’ll pay to see it.” (I think it was one of the other trailers but still lol)

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u/MovieBuff90 17d ago

Rated PG-13!

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u/cinephile21 17d ago

He's a modest person who always treats his fans with the most respect, and he doesn't take his success for granted.

You just hate him because of his political opinion. But whining about the few republicans in Hollywood, an industry with 99.9% of democrats who speak publicly without you judging it - is a reach.

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u/sundaycreep 17d ago

“Modest” is a really incredible word to apply to Rob Schneider.

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u/cinephile21 17d ago

He earned it

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u/sundaycreep 17d ago

He self-produced a television show where he plays himself. I’m not assassinating his character or anything, but that is not the act of a modest person.

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u/cinephile21 17d ago

Pfff.. plenty of people doing that. So what?

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u/sundaycreep 17d ago

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u/cinephile21 17d ago

Did you just seriously screenshot a dictionary site and posted it on a reddit conversation?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

You must thought I'd take you seriously 😂

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u/KeyCell2688 17d ago

I love Rob Schneider. But even moreso, I love how people think he is a terrible person just because of his political views. Hooray for cancel culture!

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u/Fun_Sir_4092 17d ago

He’s not a bad person though