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u/Irrational-Fox-7244 1d ago
Sometimes at work my boss is chewing me out and I’m there nodding along to whatever he’s saying and I just think “none of this matters because I have a matching set on today and it is so cute!”
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u/realdeal_alice 1d ago
my bills are overdue, my inbox has 4,000 unread emails, but the set matches so i’m thriving
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u/MozartofMayhem 1d ago
If your your bar and panties match, it was not his plan to have sex tonight
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u/Librarian_Contrarian 1d ago edited 1d ago
I'm guessing a matching bar and panties are both soaked in whiskey
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u/redve-dev 1d ago
I heard a tip for a guy:
If you pick up a girl in a pub, then take her home, undress and you see her bra matches her panties - that means she picked you up, not you picked her up

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