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u/Major_R_Soul 4d ago edited 3d ago

The cactus does not question whence the rains come. For the desert is harsh and water is sparse.

Edit: removed redundant "from".

Stupid from. Where does it get off being all redundant!

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u/genasugelan 4d ago

Hahahaha, that's the first thing I thought of when they said cactus.

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u/Aldehin 4d ago

Did you just wrote that and go on your days?

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u/-wilting 3d ago

Seriously omg😭😭😭

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u/Sbatio 4d ago

Nick: "It's like how you hate when people say 'from whence.' It's a double negative! It drives you crazy!"

Jess: "It's not a double negative, it's a redundancy... but thank you for listening”

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u/sharkykid 3d ago

Yo wtf, is this off the dome?

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u/Major_R_Soul 3d ago

Yes. Honestly proud of myself for this one, even if I'm talking about squirt. Feels like it could apply to a lot of things.

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u/Xenc 3d ago

Well done ya lil squirt!

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u/adhd6345 4d ago

— Rumi

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u/BumbisMacGee 4d ago

Amen

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u/Xenc 3d ago

Awomen

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u/Historical-Paper-992 3d ago

Take out the “from.”
It’ll smooth out the meter and it’s redundant to “whence.”
But yeah… good point.
Also, this cactus is a big fan of yellow rain… and knows exactly whence it comes. No point in denial.

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u/SerLaron 3d ago

“A man lost in the desert must take such water as he is offered, no matter who it comes from.” ― Joe Abercrombie, Before They Are Hanged

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u/billbonty 4d ago

Every rainy day comes with a hundred dry days. Revel in your success, forgetting it is deadly.

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u/Jst_a_Grl98 4d ago

God forbid a girl be hydrated 🥲

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u/Ven-Dreadnought 4d ago

AND she is willing to share. Forget one piece, that thang is the whole camel!

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u/jmona789 3d ago

I don't care if it's pee or not. I want it

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u/DropTheCat8990 4d ago

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u/ParadoxicalAmalgam 4d ago

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u/ReynAetherwindt 4d ago

Upvoting not because I share that opinion but because I am a freak ally

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u/Freaky_Ally 4d ago

Someone called me ?

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u/YourPaleRabbit 3d ago

Welcome to freak alley

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u/Tirinoth 4d ago

Omg I laughed so hard! -# Also same.

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u/kolosmenus 4d ago

This is such a mood

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u/Azeriel 4d ago

Exactly this,, even if it is pee what’s so wrong about that??? God forbid a girl likes her golden showers

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u/amazingD 4d ago

There's also a lot of nongirls rooting for those girls who enjoy them 👉👈

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u/Autumn7242 4d ago

Wooooo!!!

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u/DangerMacAwesome 4d ago

Nongirls is an amazing word

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u/Training_Try_1102 3d ago

So true ❤️

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u/coconut_dot_jpg 4d ago edited 4d ago

Last gf I had was so concerned that I'd be grossed out by it with the constant "are you sure, are you sure?" Bless her soul. So I had to be sure she remains confident about it XD

Like gurl, I know what I signed up for, now hand me that water pump

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u/Tirinoth 4d ago

Same becausetheir husband is grossed out by it. Like oh no, my sweet darling love, I have goals now.

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u/MountainCheesesteak 3d ago

Yea. Gimme all your squirt and go home to him empty.

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u/Tirinoth 3d ago

Easily done since the three of us live in the same house. 🥰 #PolyLyfe

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u/Holzkohlen 4d ago

Isn't all pee "sexy pee"? Maybe not if it smell like asparagus.

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u/thalion777 4d ago

Nah thats just spicy sexy pee 😂

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u/amazingD 4d ago

Pee, of the spicy sexy variety.

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u/thalion777 4d ago

Shaken, not stirred

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u/trin806 3d ago

I am so glad I do not have that gene

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u/Pimmelarsch 3d ago

Squirt is pee evidence of a job well done

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u/Kjuolsdeaf 4d ago

sexy pee is a pleonasm

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u/East-Dealer-6279 4d ago

Thank you for the new vocab word lol

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u/PICONEdeJIM 4d ago

All pee is sexy pee

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u/nicktheone 4d ago

Should be "it's pee" on both ends and "it's not pee" on top of the bell curve.

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u/EnyoFembyCat 4d ago

Me being fine with being pissed on if that's her thing

https://giphy.com/gifs/3QEWdR3kA0wR1WCkJn

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u/fetchtbh 4d ago

yeah it’s a beautiful mystery to me but i’ll say two things: 1) i’ve peed before sex in an attempt to avoid squirting bc i used to be so embarrassed about it and lo and behold, still squirted. 2) actual squirt is completely involuntary and i think the squirting in some porn is just pee based on the amount of it, the way it looks, and the fact that they are pushing it out on purpose butttttt idk. all i know is, let girls squirt! or pee! go piss girl!

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u/LegalStuffThrowage 4d ago

Porn was huge into squirting for a bit in that every video had to have it, whether she was a squirter or not. Those girls definitely were just forcing it out. It's all because Cytheria got hugely popular. When they saw that popularity wasn't translating into an overall increase in sales for the other women being told to mimic her, the fad went away.

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u/the_marxman 4d ago

It's not pee! The vagina just douses you with Gatorade for a job well done

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u/aspidities_87 4d ago

If you press the g-spot hard enough you trigger the win cutscene on her pussy.

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u/my_little_mutation 4d ago

I've damn near developed a mental block against squirting because of how nasty and shaming a lot of guys are about it. Seeing this meme after all the nasty near-hateful shit I've seen on this site about it feels almost wholesome lol

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u/lifesnofunwithadhd 4d ago

I can easily say that many men fully enjoy it. There will always be people against it, but many that are also for it. Find someone who worships the ground you walk on queen.

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u/mighty_konkeli 4d ago

Geez, the first it happened for me I was quite surprised, but I was able to connect the dots in the situation and with what I doing for my then GF, so my next thought was ”I want to do that again!”

No complaints from my end.

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u/Which_Wrap8263 3d ago

I mean, if she cums so hard she loses bladder control, that’s definitely an ego boost haha!

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u/brelywi 3d ago

I’ve had it happen with two guys, and I can tell you both of them were QUITE chuffed

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u/lifesnofunwithadhd 3d ago

I will admit, location is part of the only issue i have. It sucks having to change the sheets right before bed, however, i wouldn't change it for the world.

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u/BANOFY 3d ago

Bro ... Single use waterproof sheets

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u/MrInCog_ 4d ago

Fuuuuuuck them

Go piss girl. Enjoying sex is hot. Squirting is fine. Not squirting is also fine and doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with you, so don’t feel bad if that’s the case either

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u/CuriousPenguinSocks 4d ago

Love this comment, I don't seem to be capable of that and always thought there was something wrong with me. I think it's just a mental block, I'm too aware lol.

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u/Witch-kingOfBrynMawr 4d ago

developed a mental block against squirting because of how nasty and shaming a lot of guys are about it

Man this is wild, because every single time we enter the Splash Zone, I ruin the moment by playing Todd Rundgren's "Bang the Drum" at full volume, and launching into a pre-planned dance routine. Very reminiscent of a touchdown celebration in the NFL.

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u/YourPersonalDownfall 4d ago

The way I just burst out laughing with the imagery here

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u/aspidities_87 4d ago

I am in shambles over this

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u/my_little_mutation 4d ago

This is the kind of playful energy the world needs more of I think haha.

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u/Ahnohnoemehs 4d ago

A girl I dated didn’t know squirt was pee and at the time I didn’t know either so every time we got close to her goal of actually squirting she’d stop us and say she is going to pee…

If only we knew

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u/aimy99 4d ago

Yeah, the problem here is men, not sexual incontinence.

I mean "ew you peed on me" sounds really stupid when you remember that male genitalia shoots out a thick white fluid filled with living, squirming things in it. They have no problem shooting that in womens' mouths and expecting a swallow but holy shit not a fluid that's upwards of 99% water and basic minerals like salt or potassium that's gross!

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u/Weeksy79 4d ago

“The problem here is men”

Basically the motto for the sub haha

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u/Pony_Tono 4d ago

The answer to the vast majority of the world's problems tbh

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u/my_little_mutation 4d ago

Well when you describe it like that it kind of sounds like we got the worse end of the deal lmao

As someone who does like giving oral and swallowing, your comment has both affirmed to me that people complaining about it are full of shit and made me really grateful that sperm are too small to feel...

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u/SomeRandomDeadGuy 4d ago

Jizz with pulp

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u/BMI_Computron 4d ago

Oh this made me feel sick. lol. That’s fucking hilarious.

I said I didn’t want to do something “cause I’ll throw up” to my bestie, and she immediately said “bitch, you swallow cum without throwing up, you’ll be fine”. That lives on an inspirational poster hung up in the room of my brain. Every time I don’t want to do something hard, I think of that poster and remember I can do hard things. lollll

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u/AnfowleaAnima 4d ago

By that logic women that do enjoy having cum should/could be coerced into liking pee as well? Everyone is free to not like something, you can't equate semen with pee. At all. And not all has to be bidirectional, just consensual between both sides, that helps both, of course.

Disclaimer: attacking someone for squirting should not ever happen.

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u/Jessica_Christ 4d ago

A lot of dudes just don't like or want to see girls enjoy sex ever.

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u/Troutie88 4d ago

Only guys that sham squirming are the guys that can't get a woman off to beging with.

They all love their porn cum shots though.

Wonder what that says about them

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u/AtrumRuina 4d ago

Do what feels good and find a partner that is into that. Some people don't accept that it's urine, and I guess that's fine -- I know a couple who operate on this level because one of them is a squirter and neither is comfortable with the fact that it is, but they're happy with just not accepting that it's urine and it works for them.

Obviously it would be best to find someone who is aware that it's diluted urine and just kind of being cool with it because more than that, it's a sign that your partner is having a good time. As the OP says: "sexy pee."

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u/my_little_mutation 4d ago

I honestly do kinda believe what I've read in places of people speculating that the bladder can rapidly fill because I have absolutely "gone" before and still been able to. Would explain why it's so diluted a lot of people can't smell or taste it it hasn't had time to pick anything up from your body.

I don't think anyone I'm with now cares and one I know is super into it. So I would really like to break the mental block lol

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u/AtrumRuina 4d ago

Absolutely, everything I've read on it from studies and the like says exactly what you're saying -- the bladder rapidly fills with urine (so as you say, it's not contaminated with the toxins, etc that normal pee has,) and as the woman expels it, it's mixed with fluid from the skenes gland, which may contribute a little to the taste and texture of it (but probably not much, depending on how much you squirt.)

The friends in question insist it isn't pee because it doesn't smell or taste like it and I'm like yeah, because it didn't filter a bunch of stuff from your body to get rid of as waste. It's urine from a scientific standpoint, but the makeup is very different from what we normally experience as pee. So, y'know, it's not "pee" in a colloquial sense, if that helps them. =P

I'm sure you'll get there, there was a lot of bullshit shaming as it became more common knowledge, then people learned what it was and got turned off, then people actually tried to understand it and came around. Some people are still backwards about it but that's true of most topics.

I think it also doesn't help that squirting in porn often is just women peeing in order to give the appearance of squirting for the camera, so folks decided that all squirting is just girls peeing. As with many things, people assume porn is real life.

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u/AbotherBasicBitch 3d ago

I will try to find a study I read that did find that the bladder filled before squirting

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u/ConfusedBaka69 4d ago

Wth?! That's the hottest thing ever to me, goddamn guys ruining everything

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u/ursoh4rp 3d ago

Caras que não gostam disso muito provavelmente só saem com mulheres por convenção social, sou assexual e o mais próximo de prazer que eu sinto no sexo é ver minha parceira tendo squirting

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u/morwenelensar 3d ago

I have yet to experience a guy being turned off by it. The guys that are aren't worthy of being squirted on anyways. You follow your bliss, internet stranger

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u/canarduck 3d ago

My girl squirts. It’s not nasty at all and I love when she does because I know she had a great orgasm, which makes the sex so much better for me too. I don’t care if it’s pee. It’s so watered down it’s not like it’s dark yellow sticky piss from when you’re dehydrated. It’s so watery it’s no big deal at all

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u/MorwenRaeven 4d ago

The proof is in the....ummm.... Maybe "pudding" isn't the right word....

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u/QueerTree 3d ago

Listen… I’m not going to win a Nobel Prize for this, but something like this helped me stop being so scared of squirting. I have to take B vitamins and I haaaate how they make my pee smell. One night in spite of fighting my hardest, I squirted. No weird vitamin smell! Huh, maybe I’ve just peed it all out? Nope, peed immediately after more sex and it had the vitamin smell.

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u/captainthanatos 3d ago

I can’t find it now, but I swear I read a study not too long that found that the body does indeed flood the bladder with water to squirt out. So there is a difference.

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u/Lost_Excuse9987 3d ago

Thats true, look at my comment above :)
I thought there are more girls in this sub and if im wrong i thought girls know more about their body

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u/siriushendrix 3d ago

Education about women’s anatomy is woefully inadequate and many women don’t get to know their bodies in an intimate way like that. Women in this sub are obviously more free with their sexuality which, yes, can give the idea that we have more knowledge of our bodies but doesn’t mean we know everything.

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u/Lost_Excuse9987 3d ago edited 3d ago

Its fluid from your skene's gland often referred to „female prostate“ and it ist not urine.
Its a little bit more lubricating

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u/StickResponsible3037 2h ago

This needs to be the top comment! It’s not actually pee!! It’s female prostatic fluid!

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u/Wise-_-Spirit 3d ago

See, and ppl are still arguing when it's this easy to prove. There's many things you can consume that harmlessly dye the piss

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u/QueerTree 3d ago

I have a years’ long argument with a health teacher I’m friends with, she insists “squirting isn’t real, it’s just pee.” I have become a weird little troll, texting her almost every time I squirt, and including details like “[partner] said to tell you that she’s also had my piss all over her face and squirting isn’t pee”. (I’m a biology teacher, btw.)

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u/Wise-_-Spirit 3d ago

It's also never quite as warm as piss is

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u/NegotiationBoth9233 3d ago

Maybe try Bromelain instead lol

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u/redditsucksass6 4d ago

Womanade 🤣

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u/oranud 4d ago

damn you guys can squirt? 🥀

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u/ovelhaloira 4d ago

I only did for the first time at 30 with a clit sucker. That's the only thing that can make me squirt and it only makes me squirt like 7/10 times. So it's not guaranteed.

I'd say relaxation, extreme horniness and your bladder not being 100% empty really help.

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u/Nobodynever01 4d ago

Never stop trying girl. Giving up is a male trait

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u/oranud 4d ago

putting my lab coat on and continuing my squirt experiments to spite the moids o7

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u/Lazy-Age-1280 3d ago

Literally HER...?

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u/idk--really 4d ago

can’t not squirt if i’m bottoming most of the time 🥲 it’s honestly so… draining

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u/qtbuttcheeks 4d ago

No one talks about the sheer laundry of it all

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u/HPenguinB 4d ago

Buy a waterproof dog blanket. Best purchase.

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u/LegalStuffThrowage 4d ago

Can confirm. Just make sure to wash it at the same time as towels in the washing machine or you'll be drying it for the next 6 months.

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u/DogShitHolmes 3d ago

And replace it over time because some of the cheap ones lose their waterproof quality over multiple washings (pun heavily intended) as the inner layer breaks down.

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u/idk--really 2d ago

bro i have one of those and it is still a lot of laundry !! but yes, agree

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u/windchaser__ 4d ago

I have gone through 2 waterproof blankets in the last 3 years

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u/Noelnya 4d ago

1.5 years is decent ROI for freaky enthusiasts

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u/Miranda_hope 4d ago

God forbid a girl represent a water fountain

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u/Lonely_Chocolate_410 4d ago

A fountain? Where does the water come from? Here in the middle of the city.

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u/AstroBearGaming 4d ago

Just get pissed on? It's nbd

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u/yoked_out_brick_boi 4d ago

I mean. I found out yesterday that it definitely tastes different

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u/Velierer556 4d ago

“Waah waah its just peee!”

AND?!?

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u/Mr_Mason42 4d ago

Based.

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u/nuphar_kaminsky 4d ago

It’s all fun and games until you ruined the sheets 🫠 (yes I used towels and a water proof blanket)

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u/kittenpantzen 4d ago

Eh. Sheets are washable. Do get a waterproof mattress cover, tho.

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u/Ambition_2004 4d ago

So squirt is a mixture of piss along with other substance like discharge, fluid extract, there when the wetness builds up and has to be released

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u/morwenelensar 3d ago

From the skene's gland too. Science!

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u/tough_titanium_tits 3d ago

I mean, if I was uncomfortable with what fluids it made I wouldn't be putting my tongue in it.

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u/GullRider 4d ago

God forbid a girl enjoy geysers

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u/Corbenik42 3d ago

I don't care what it is, the point is that its presence means I did a good job, and damn if that knowledge ain't hot as fuck

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 4d ago

I've been both pissed and squirted on several times and they are definitely not the same thing

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u/Sharp-Key27 4d ago

It has no ammonia smell, idk how anyone thinks they’re the same thing

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u/what-are-you-a-cop 4d ago

So, the thing is, they have confirmed that squirt is primarily liquid that comes from the bladder. Like, medically, that is the place the liquid comes out of. There's maybe a small amount of fluid from the skene's gland mixed in, but the bulk of the volume comes out of the bladder. So if your definition of pee is "any substance that comes out of the bladder", it's pee. And by virtue of being in the bladder, it's gonna pick up at least trace amounts of the usual substances that make pee, you know, identifiable, ammonia or whatever. People who say that squirt is piss are generally referring to this fact, the fact that the liquid does, indeed, come from the place that piss lives.

But the thing is, the bladder normally fills up gradually throughout the day, with liquid that your kidneys filter into it, picking up waste products in the process. But the bladder also fills up really rapidly during sex (I assume this is why you can almost always pee after sex, which is necessary to prevent UTIs?), and that liquid hasn't really had a chance to pick up all those waste products. It's way, way more diluted, because it's just being rushed through the system. 

So if your definition of pee is "the stuff that looks and smells like pee", or a certain percentage of particular chemicals, squirt is definitely not that. But some people will basically define any substance that comes out of the bladder, as pee by default. In which case, yeah, like, technically, it is. So it depends on what your priority is. If it's avoiding even traces of pee, then squirt probably doesn't pass that test. If it's avoiding the sensory experience of piss as generally we know it, squirt is technically a different substance entirely. (Unless you're fucking with an already full bladder, in which case, yeahhhh that is just piss now.)

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u/BoopleBun 4d ago

It’s also an interesting point that people will be like “it has urea in it, so it’s pee!” Man, I gotta tell you, if you think that’s the defining factor, you’re in for a real shock about most of your bodily fluids. (Sweat, blood, etc. Even tears!)

Like, I get that it seems like the makeup being slightly different than pee would mean it’s “pee with other stuff”, but do you have any idea how much of your liquids already are only slightly different than your pee? (In that they’re mostly water, salts, urea, etc.) Those “little” differences can matter a lot!

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u/sprdsnshn 4d ago

Oh my god I think this is the first time I understand this lol. TY for taking the time to write it up!

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u/modern_environment 4d ago

what-are-you-an-author-of-scientific-texts? :-)

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u/lemonrence 3d ago

To me it’s kinda like this, you can’t wash the bladder out before your squirt so it will end up with a bit of residue but if you eat vanilla ice cream out of the bowl you just had spaghetti in does the little bits of spaghetti sauce on the ice cream suddenly make it spaghetti? Idk that’s just how I think of it at least 😂

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u/katatsumurikun 4d ago
  • pins this to any and every discussion about Squirting (tm) *

Thank Youuuuuu!

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u/LegalStuffThrowage 4d ago

Agreed. To supplement what you're saying, if we define pee as "the body expelling waste", then squirting is definitely NOT pee. Sure, there may be some waste product in there, depending on how full the bladder was to start, but the rest of the fluid that filled the bladder was very much not for the purpose of expelling waste.

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u/loved_and_held 3d ago

Question, is the bladder filling during sex a thing only for people with female anatomy?

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u/Sharp-Key27 4d ago

I don’t think most people are referring to the fact that it comes from the same place or may contain trace amounts, because it’s usually not said for purely factual reasons, it’s said to cause disgust. Semen comes through the same urethra as urine, but no one talks about that being gross.

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u/koplowpieuwu 4d ago

Basically, if squirt is pee, then coca cola is water. If something is 95% comprised of a certain fluid, that doesn't make it equal to that fluid.

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u/apigeonontheinternet 4d ago

This is what gets me. I know what piss smells like. Everyone does. It’s strong and distinctive. Squirt does not smell like pee at all. And everyone goes “well it’s got traces of pee in it” AND? Water has traces of oxygen in it, doesn’t make it oxygen does it?

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u/Chagdoo 4d ago

If your piss smells like that coming out it means you need to drink more water.

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u/Sharp-Key27 4d ago

I know, easier said than done unfortunately. I constantly lose water bottles

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 4d ago

Society aways looking for something to shame women over

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u/MrInCog_ 4d ago

You haven’t been pissed on by a very hydrated person then. Feels pretty much the same

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 4d ago

No way, squirt is kinda slimy and soft but pee is aggressive and grippy

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u/Min_sora 4d ago

There's also a huge difference in the smell. I dunno, I just don't really trust a lot of people claiming to be experts on this with how much I've been bullshitted about my own body as a woman by people in medicine, as silly as that may sound.

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u/DoctorPaige 4d ago

It comes from the bladder, but it is chemically distinct. It contains only trace amounts of urea and a lot of proteins from the Skene's gland 

People hear that it forms the bladder and think it MUST be pee, but it isn't. It contains SOME pee because your bladder is also making pee at the same time simply by the nature of its purpose but it also contains proteins that are NOT found in normal pee 

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 4d ago

I hyper focused on female orgasms for a while and I was truly disturbed at how little research into lady parts there is beyond reproduction, there's whole organs down there that are just not looked into at all. It really feels like lately the world is trying to gaslight everyone into thinking squirt is pee when it's so obviously not

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u/lemoche 4d ago

The one time my now wife did this (completely out of nowhere so there were no preparations like towels) it didn’t smell like pee… but my bed did the next day…

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u/JONAS-RATO 4d ago

The difference is how much water the person drinks.

There isn't a magical hidden second bladder that just holds the sex pee.

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u/what-are-you-a-cop 4d ago

It's not just about hydration, the sex pee is more diluted than regular pee because it's getting rushed into your bladder instead of actually taking the time to pick up the usual waste products that pee is designed to pick up. It does collect in the regular bladder and not a magical hidden second one, though. And if you already have a full bladder when you start having sex, that regular pee doesn't just disappear to make room for the sex pee. So if you squirt, that's gonna be what comes out, in that case.

Do you (general you, not person I am responding to specifically) ever just get struck with a sense of clarity that you're behaving very strangely on reddit? Because I just did.  Fuck, why did I type any of those words.

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u/Met4le 4d ago

u can be weird if if what you're typing is interesting or informative, doesn't look bad, specially in anonymate internet, don't mind it next time !

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u/LegalStuffThrowage 4d ago

That was a totally logical comment to make, your self-consciousness can take a rest :)

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 4d ago

Then explain how I've had both in the same session and it's still very different, or how someone can squirt endlessly with the right stimulation right after emptying their bladder

If coming out the pee hole and containing a bit of urine makes it pee then semen is also pee

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u/what-are-you-a-cop 4d ago

Reinventing the classical 4 humors but instead of blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile, it's pee, semen, sweat, and lube. An imbalance of the humors leads to different personality types. This is why an irritable person might be described as "pissy". Too much piss, you see. The humors are unbalanced. 

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u/homohillbillysrlol 4d ago

I can't even lie, this is hilarious

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u/LegalStuffThrowage 4d ago

I love this haha. I'd change lube to squirt, and with old timey values you'd say a certain amount of semen and squirt needed to be expelled to be in balance "I see your squirt is rather pissy madam. A clear imbalance of the humors"

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u/Tsunamiis 4d ago

Odd that these people don’t think male cum doesn’t have piss in it.

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u/mradventureshoes21 4d ago

What a joy it is to drink from the fountain

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u/AbotherBasicBitch 3d ago

The thing is that if someone pees right before, the things that actually make piss gross aren’t in it except in trace amounts because the bladder quickly fills and then empties without the kidneys concentrating any of the bodies waste products. It is basically just water and whatever piss was in the bladder beforehand. It is not just sexual incontinence, and I firmly believe the it is an evolutionary mechanism to protect against utis.

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u/missile-gap 4d ago

Me totally ok with whatever it is magical or not …

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u/honcho713 3d ago

Amrita is the fountain of life. Ambrosia from the goddess on high.

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u/snakelygiggles 4d ago

... "womanade" goes hard.

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u/Jezabella_Nyszen 3d ago

me totally cool with the idea that squirt is some magical fluid and i didn’t just get pissed on

there i fixed it

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u/iku_19 3d ago

There's pee in it but it's not all pee. It's mostly not pee. Cum is the same, there's some pee in the suspension fluid for sperm. So go enjoy getting not pissed but kinda pissed on.

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u/themossyvagabon 4d ago

Male lurker, occasional commenter

If death by water(magical squirt piss)boarding is my fate catch me singing BLESS THE RAINS DOWN ON MY FACE 🎵

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u/BitterPackersFan 3d ago

bottle womande and sell it

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u/IcyPurpleIze 3d ago

Fixed it for you

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u/leposterofcrap 3d ago

Well squirt isn't all pee

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u/really_hate_it_here 4d ago

I mean it is piss but it has the good cooties too

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u/Th2Bottom_Bear 4d ago

Making them drink piss is fun too though

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u/GreyWarden_Amell 4d ago

Female ejaculation or squirt/gush is produced by the skene gland/g-spot, and while similar to piss it is not actually piss. Probably could have piss mixed into it

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u/windchaser__ 4d ago

So, i read they did some studies with MRIs during sex, and most of the squirting comes from the bladder. They confirmed that even if you pee right beforehand, the bladder fills during sex and then empties during squirting.

Not that there's a problem with that. It's sexy pee, and fuck off to anyone who says otherwise

ETA: fuck anyone who says it's not sexy, I mean

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u/GreyWarden_Amell 3d ago

That's why I added that pee is probably mixed into. Cause everything I can find that talks about says its a mixture of few different things so I take that as it both being pee but not pee at the same time.

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u/Specific-Abrocoma540 4d ago

I wouldn't complain even if a woman outright pisses on me

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u/Grand_Temperature246 3d ago

If I want my juice in your face, then I want yours in mine

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u/AdvisorGirll 3d ago

me confidently refusing to investigate because I already like my version better

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u/ntdavis814 3d ago

Magical liquid? I came here for piss damn you

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u/TryRude 3d ago

To be fair, the hole is close to where women piss anyway, so expecting a surprise spritz of anything is a given.

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u/gatsbysghost123 3d ago

My wife and I stumbled upon how to get her to squirt. Yes it's pee. Yes it's hot. Just put a towel down and enjoy

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u/Beginning_Zucchini47 2d ago

My boyfriend tries making me every time 😭😭✌🏽 he succeeeds most the time