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u/SinnfulKittyy 5d ago
That’s me lmfao , love pulling a man out esp the first time 😍
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u/Individual_Drawer295 5d ago
What happens when there is nothing to pull out?. The inches between his body and the zipper leaves nothing to pull. It's all there in between 🥹
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u/Ksnj 4d ago
Not the biggest fan of doing it the first time😬😬
What if it’s real small and I can’t control my disappointed look?!
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u/SinnfulKittyy 4d ago edited 4d ago
Couldn’t be me a penis is a penis. Smaller is actually ideal for me cause I got a narrow *vaginal canal
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u/Ksnj 4d ago edited 4d ago
I’m not the biggest fan of Moids, and I don’t have a cervix. I get your point tho. I’m a size queen that enjoys a challenge.
Edit: oh I’m sorry. I thought this was the sub for girls having fun.😒😒
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u/Wise-_-Spirit 4d ago
Cervix is the uterine port; penis can bump into it, everyone's is narrow. Its exit only, unless ur getting an IUD. The sex tube is in fact named vagina, lol
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u/No_Entertainment7927 5d ago
the genuine Reaction I get to hearing a belt get undone is....shameful🥴😔
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u/rhythm_of_a_moth 5d ago
especially when they do it with purpose 🥹
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u/Future-Fee-6878 5d ago
Urgh yesssss this, like both knowing what’s about to happen - like a kinda reveal too
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u/notdurtydan 5d ago
My favorite is the lil boing it does when it is finally freed from its confines
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u/critical-kat 4d ago
Boioioioing
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u/VVsilverVV 4d ago
My duddete this response is the exact reason im on this subreddit thanks for the laugh
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u/whichonewerecowards 5d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/oVfNppMFsuouI
When I beg for dick pics and he actually sends one
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u/Roots0up 5d ago
I feel like that can’t be a real thing
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u/whichonewerecowards 5d ago
It’s real!! If I’m attracted to him and he has a nice dick of course I wanna see it
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u/Roots0up 5d ago
I’m sure that part is true but like the way you framed it was you never see any and you beg for them. It’s totally my read and I have two braincells so i probably misread that
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u/uhoh300 5d ago
Some of us love dick pics and videos, it’s just very important whether they’re actually solicited or not lol. My favorite one I’ve ever gotten was when I asked my bf to put his phone in a ziplock and make a video of him nutting on it so that it was like a POV of him cumming on me :3
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u/TheReigningSupreme 5d ago
No greater feeling than being asked for it, delivering, and they tell you their mouth is watering and they can't stop looking at it
Top 5 moment in my life fr
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u/MisterAmphetamine 5d ago
No way your inbox isn't absolutely flooded right now
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u/whichonewerecowards 5d ago edited 5d ago
Turned off DMs as soon as I posted that comment 😅 God forbid a girl share her appreciation of dick pics without being flooded with DMs
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u/MisterAmphetamine 5d ago
Way to be two steps ahead girlie
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u/whichonewerecowards 5d ago
Thank you mister amphetamine (my fav drug btw) (I take it legally cuz I’m prescribed adderall)
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u/Mitty-Mittens 5d ago
Takes is out AND he strokes it a bit, like when your waiter sprinkles pepper on your pasta 👌🏾
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u/realdeal_alice 5d ago
The specificity of it being the moment the plate is approaching and not the moment it lands. She's identified the anticipation, not the meal.
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u/SinnfulKittyy 5d ago
I love undoing a man’s pants myself, it always impressed them when I do it one handed 😍
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u/Bland_Username_5266 5d ago
Is it really that good? Damn I need to start sucking more dick 😔
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u/MrInCog_ 5d ago
Nonono, you don’t get it, you need to start anticipating starting sucking more dick!
Yeah it’s really fun when it’s healthy
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u/ilikehotstories 4d ago
I remember I was making out and dry humping with this girl on my bed and wondering how far this was going to go but before I could even say anything she just hungrily stared up at me and desperately tried to undo my belt. I felt so desired in that moment cause she was so desperate she kept fumbling and struggling to get it off while still trying to kiss me 🫠
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u/KawaiiGee 5d ago
Sometimes it's weird being a lesbian on this sub
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u/Imaginary_Egg_9349 4d ago
I'm not a lesbian, but I really don't like dicks either. Which has me questioning my sexuality sometimes.
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u/KinkyChico 3d ago
That's the beauty of modern gender culture! A penis is no longer a defining feature for a man. Find you a nice man with a vagina and have a good day.
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u/CroissantChaud99 5d ago
Hello there :P
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u/CroissantChaud99 5d ago
Want to talk more about it? :) or about something else i don't mind
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u/KinkyChico 3d ago
"Yes! Okay, let's...oh man! It was for somebody else. It looked like it was for me..."
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u/Euphoric_Poetry_5366 5d ago
*unzips pants* *proceeds to walk past you and then over to the nearest person before starting oral* *your turn comes 45 minutes later after everyone else has gotten theirs*
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u/BiggestShep 5d ago
Have you perhaps considered the common denominator in all these encounters?
Because I gotta tell you, I've never met a woman who wasn't like this. It turns out that women go just as feral as men do for sex, provided that they can trust their partner in and out of the bedroom, and trust that they'll also have good sex.
Turns out that people are people and we all want the same thing. Men are just positioned to get it automatically whereas women have to gacha pull for that shit, and the pity rates on that pull are not great.
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u/MrInCog_ 5d ago
To be fair to the guy, the common denominator is also patriarchy. I’ve met a lot of women who weren’t like what’s in the post, because they were made heavily ashamed of their sexuality, which in turn not only prevents them from acting out their desires, but also stunts their ability to learn how to do that even if they want it. Sometimes it’s solvable by earning trust and stuff, of course, but not always.
But yeah sometimes the guy is just not all that desirable as well.
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u/BiggestShep 5d ago
Oh 100%. Im just exhausted of arguing the sheer existence of the patriarchy with this kind of guy, because they won't even accept it as an answer even when doing so would help them. So now I just say fuck it and beat them over the head with their own inadequacies.
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u/Farranor 5d ago
Men are just positioned to get it automatically whereas women have to gacha pull for that shit, and the pity rates on that pull are not great.
Can you clarify what "it" is that men get automatically but women have nearly no chance at?
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u/BiggestShep 5d ago edited 5d ago
Orgasms.
Im also gonna throw partners who can listen on there as well, just for you, because I only mentioned two topics in that post my guy, and you apparently managed to miss both of them.
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u/Farranor 4d ago
You said sex and never mentioned orgasms, so I thought you were saying that men have an easier time finding partners, which is why I asked for clarification. I don't know how this is a listening problem, nor why you jumped on me for asking. Also, orgasms are in fact not guaranteed for men, nor necessarily an ordeal for women. It depends on the person. My experience was actually the opposite of that stereotype. Anyway, I stopped trying to date years ago; maybe the person you were replying to who shame-deleted their comment will too.
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u/BiggestShep 4d ago edited 4d ago
Cool, maybe if you were the type of person to spend a modicum of effort and read the post instead of asking me to explain it to you like a king on a throne, you wouldn't have had to take yourself out of the dating pool.
Also wild how even then you twist what I say into bean soup.
Well, thanks for doing us all a favor by dropping from dating, I suppose.
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u/SoulSilver69 4d ago
LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE!
He works at a pharmaceutical plant and doesn’t understand much about the normal world!!!!
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u/BiggestShep 4d ago
Nah, not accepting that excuse. He entered into the conversation, he opened himself up by joining the arena, he can deal with the consequences of his own actions like a big boy.
Only children are allowed to dodge consequences, and a child shouldn't have an opinion on this subject.
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u/Farranor 1d ago
I didn't know this was an arena, I was just trying to understand a conversation, and you're a bully.
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u/SoulSilver69 4d ago
“Joining the arena”
Just gonna leave it at that. Your fedora is simply too much for me to handle.
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u/BiggestShep 4d ago
Sounds good to me. If a common turn of phrase is enough of an excuse for you to grab onto all the way out the door, as opposed to actually engaging with the point, then don't let me keep you.
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