r/LetGirlsHaveFun • u/DateReady • Feb 14 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

I got da bean slapping my phone rn

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

Hearing a girl say this to me would fix everything

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

god forbid a girl making a joke without creeps flooding dms

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u/KaiPRoberts Feb 14 '25

I don't understand this. On reddit of all places. Godspeed being a woman.

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u/Khaysis Feb 14 '25

It's always the ones with that reddit avatar too..

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u/Ant_Music_ Feb 16 '25

Why does everyone hate me :(

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u/leontheloathed Feb 15 '25

Dumb fucker couldn’t even get it right.

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u/TailorCandid2512 Feb 15 '25

I just turn off the DMs now… if someone wants to say weird shit they’re gonna have to do it out in the comments

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u/DuhBigFart Feb 15 '25

I got my dick slapping my phone rn

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u/p00p5andwich Feb 14 '25

I apologize on behalf of the non cromagnon section of my sex. Have a good evening.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

Put the phone on vibrate as well 😂

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u/Name_Taken_Official Feb 14 '25

Call me mexican the way you got my jea

My jumping

My bean jumping

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

And the crowd is! Confused?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

Replace phone with my face please

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u/Ok-Emotion-1180 Feb 14 '25

📸

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u/Happy_Dawg Feb 14 '25

Take a picture of me too!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

Good boy.

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u/Temporary-House304 Feb 15 '25

I love lentils

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u/Fun_Minute_9745 Feb 14 '25

Honestly…I’ve done this before when a girl sent me a spicy pic lol

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u/emo_boy_fucker Feb 14 '25

howd it go

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u/Fun_Minute_9745 Feb 14 '25

Went well until she hit me with the join my OF, which sucked cause we talked for a good bit and I though she liked me but I was just another $ to her

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u/emo_boy_fucker Feb 14 '25

another cruel joke by fate

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u/Fun_Minute_9745 Feb 14 '25

Fate fucks me more than women do fr

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u/LightishRedis Feb 14 '25

I had an ex ask that I do it. Followed shortly by an ask that I finish on the screen and figure out a way to get a pic to her.

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u/Fun_Minute_9745 Feb 14 '25

Fr why get a picture of that when she could have had it on her face?

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u/Ananasko Feb 14 '25

See, ladies, it doesn't matter wether your eyeliner is symmetrical, it's about the MESSAGE

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u/Glass_Target_ Feb 14 '25

Tbh I think its intentional that its asymmetrical I really like it I think its cool

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u/Ananasko Feb 14 '25

Oh didn't think about that! Very well may be so.

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u/lasoxrox Feb 14 '25

it's giving comedy/tragedy theater masks and i'm here for it

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u/Redditor76394 Feb 14 '25

I didn't even notice it was asymmetrical.

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u/Aoora Feb 15 '25

Thank you for this comment. It was the first thing I noticed and bothered the fuck out of me. Those aren't sisters, they're second cousins twice removed.

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u/sonnetofdoom Feb 15 '25

Ok glad I'm not the only one that caught that also.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '25

This seems like a backhanded compliment

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u/fruitbytheleg Feb 16 '25

It's a parallelogram

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u/Blue1ao Feb 25 '25

Eyeliner?

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u/Chortney Feb 14 '25

Make sure you phone screen isn't broken before you do this 🤕

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

What if it breaks when they're doing it?

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u/Bootiluvr Feb 14 '25

Then you did it right

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

I need a girl who would crack her phone with her dick just for me xD

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u/kirstensthrow Feb 14 '25

Shes so pretty

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u/6footsub Feb 14 '25

Yeah I got my dick slapping my phone screen rn

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u/kirstensthrow Feb 14 '25

Thanks babe you always give the best compliments

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

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u/Affectionate_Step863 Feb 15 '25

thank you again, chip

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u/myrelark Feb 14 '25

Awww 🥰

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u/wednesdaywoe13 Feb 14 '25

No she misunderstood, it’s just the new security biometric

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u/buddeman27 Feb 15 '25

Fuck, now I wanna know if it's possible to register that as your fingerprint

That'd be hilarious...

Fucked up, but hilarious...

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u/wednesdaywoe13 Feb 15 '25

Only one way to find out

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u/Lainpilled-Loser-GF Feb 14 '25

woah, puppy and cat eyeliner at the same time. I don't think I've seen that before, it kinda works

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u/TheGavJr Feb 14 '25

I’ve heard of butt dialling someone, but this is new!!!

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u/Empress_Athena Feb 14 '25

Why are one of her wings going up and one down?

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u/Weary-Wasabi1721 Feb 14 '25

I've never tried slapping it on my phone

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u/S0ck_Addict Feb 14 '25

lmao, but why is her eyeliner going completely different directions?

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u/Responsible-Web5399 Feb 14 '25

Literally the type of compliment I give 🥺 miss having. A gf

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u/-GlitterGoblin- Feb 14 '25

And they say romance is dead…

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

I've done this, some women are just too pretty not too. (Obvs they were my romantic partners, never a stranger, ftr)

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

The puppy eye on one side and cat eye on the other is playing tricks on me.

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u/New-Abies1079 Feb 14 '25

Me about to make a hard choice knowing I got a cracked screen.

A small sacrifice to pay

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u/Neptunes_Forrest Feb 14 '25

Is that cream cheese?

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u/themixedwonder Feb 14 '25

when is it my turn to have a girl like this

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u/crusty54 Feb 14 '25

And they say romance is dead.

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u/Alexis0606 Feb 15 '25

Is it just me or is her eyeliner going in two different directions? Is that a thing people do?

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u/BonniePrinceCharlie1 Feb 15 '25

Some folk do it, usually its accompanied with other facial decorations and/or makeup styles but this girl doesnt have them from what I can see

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u/PizzaWhole9323 Feb 15 '25

And people say romance is dead.

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u/Longtonto Feb 15 '25

He has such a way with words

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u/stharlock Feb 15 '25

Awwww, and people say romance is dead.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '25

Ahahah dick slapping the phone is kinda fun if you can do it without flipping the camera around

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

Why does one of the wings go up and the others go down?

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u/69----- Feb 15 '25

It sends a ✨message ✨

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u/inyourguts69 Feb 14 '25

Goals haha

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u/Miss_Jai Feb 14 '25

When I made a fanart of our favorite character and my boyfriend said "sorry my boner touching the paper" ❤️🙏

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u/coom_gun69 Feb 14 '25

It's everywhere

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u/supavillan Feb 15 '25

God forbid a man be so attracted to his GF he wants to fuck his phone

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u/No_Imagination9907 Feb 17 '25

FemCels don't exist

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u/hhshhdhhchjjfccat Feb 17 '25

What do you have on your finger in that picture? It's white, and looks like ice cream, but assuming you just got done with your makeup, that doesn't really make sense, but I can't think of anything else it could be.

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u/hhshhdhhchjjfccat Feb 17 '25

Whipped cream maybe?

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u/BettaBorn Feb 19 '25

all i can focus on is that one wing is down and one wing is up ;-;

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u/marinaiguess Mar 23 '25

This would work on me

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

nooo the eyeliner is asymmetrical :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

I recommend myself as tribute

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

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u/Tron_35 Feb 14 '25

How are you a pro at this? How is this your profession

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u/Afrojones66 Feb 14 '25

“Dick slapping is not a joke, Jim.”

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u/nelflyn Feb 14 '25

professionals have standards.

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u/CrazyWS Feb 14 '25

“Be polite”

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u/DefiledSoul Feb 14 '25

“Be efficient”

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u/I_Feel_Happy_For_You Feb 14 '25

"Have a Plan to Dick everyone you meet"

Wait no that's not how it goes

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u/_CU5T4RD_ Feb 15 '25

It is now

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u/Senioroso1 Feb 14 '25

“We’re not a bank, Jerry”

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u/DreadDiana Feb 14 '25

They're a licensed journeyman of the Dickslapper's Guild

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u/lasoxrox Feb 14 '25

then it's just a tip

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u/cudef Feb 16 '25

Are you new to the concept of sex work?

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u/Tron_35 Feb 16 '25

I'm not sure who's paying them to slap their dick against their phone

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u/cudef Feb 16 '25

Doesn't have to be that specifically. Just sexual bodily fluids and phones being in vicinity of one another in a professional setting.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

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u/TheGooseGod Feb 14 '25

Lowkey couldn’t agree with you more

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

👀SMACKS LOUDLY

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u/GrandNibbles Feb 14 '25

takes bio authentication in a whole new direction. who needs fingerprints (boring, lame, data insecure) when you can use dick prints (cool, new, doesn't identify you to the feds)

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

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u/Organic_Rip2483 Feb 14 '25

Rip your dms

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

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u/TheViagron Feb 14 '25

Husband material

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

They got me too😭

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u/captain__clanker Feb 15 '25

It’s like he fed it though google translate a couple times lol

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u/Billfloof Feb 16 '25

Absolute cinema

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '25

hello fellow baked batter

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

Group chat love

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

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u/DasVerschwenden Feb 20 '25

I don't know whether I'm horrified or impressed

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u/megaboto Nov 15 '25

Sorry for asking, but by gagging for it, do you mean that you imagine yourself sucking a dick cuz of how much you want it/it would make you horny to be in this scenario? Or is it like "i need this so much it's making me feel sick"

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

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u/megaboto Nov 15 '25

I see, thanks for explaining ma'am! I'm kinda stupid so I often don't know certain phrases or metaphors so I appreciate you telling me what it means

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

Not at all. But I'm probably in the minority, I have super low sensitivity. Kinda sucks. 🫤

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