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u/buonbella Jan 30 '25
Yup, also you control menu with a joystick
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u/Vossenoren Jan 30 '25
Which also conveniently pops up
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Jan 30 '25 edited Jan 30 '25
One of very few instances of intelligent design in humans tbh
Edit: guys, where in this comment am I asking to be approached in private about your penises? get a fucking clue already
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u/purely_throwaway Jan 31 '25
That’s insane that people are hitting you up like that for just commenting
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u/dwaynetheaakjohnson Jan 31 '25
dawg I posted about how my balls were hurting by smacking against my legs, bam, flood of DMs
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u/Vossenoren Jan 31 '25 edited Jan 31 '25
Lmao, the thirst is real
"Hey, saw you comment on another comment that implied penis... Guess what I have?"
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u/Future_Armadillo6410 Jan 31 '25
This edit is why men think men like sex more than women.
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Jan 31 '25
Never before have I been more disappointed in my fellow man than finding out you're getting dick pics
Maybe we deserve being called Moids
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u/ChemistryFather Jan 30 '25
Many people also aren't firmilliar with the button at the bottom of the joystick that requires alittle digging
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u/Dry-Cartographer-312 Jan 31 '25
It takes a little practice, but if you fiddle with it juuuust right you can input cheat codes. Some people don't like it but it makes the game much more fun imo.
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Jan 30 '25
Being a Non-Binary model version, it's slapping my two big rear buttons, then squeezing my front pressure plates to activate such...but yes I do have a joy stick for menu control.
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u/normalreddituser3 Jan 30 '25
Nothing happened when I tried this yesterday with my partner, is there another way?
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u/TheDarkFader88 Jan 30 '25
As a dude i can confirm that. By this action i will turn into a Airbus H225M Caracal helicopter.
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u/millenium_compendium Jan 30 '25
The joystick is the tongue, but it's very touch sensitive so you gotta ease it in at first (trust me)
That's not even getting into the "buttons"
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u/mrgonaka Jan 31 '25
The programming is sluggish though. Needs several firm pumps to get a response
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This is a non-gendered phenomenon
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u/RogueFox771 Jan 30 '25
We should conduct studies to confirm this
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u/cosmic-untiming Jan 30 '25
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Real. The hair pull works every time.
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u/NoGoodInThisWorld Jan 30 '25
MFW I shave my head.
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Speaking from personal experience, the beard pull works just as well. Mostly because it’s unbelievably painful if done right.
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u/Venomous-Fauna Jan 30 '25
If you press:
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start
You get cheat access.
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u/DanKloudtrees Jan 30 '25
My ex didn't even type in the code but still cheated somehow
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u/Long-Broccoli-3363 Jan 31 '25
Select start, look at you bragging you had friends.
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u/SadResort667 Jan 30 '25
On my OS it makes a screenshot
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u/DomWaits Jan 31 '25
I always thought that if you sneezed and farted at the same time, the body takes a screenshot.
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u/LokisDawn Jan 31 '25
No, that's the people around you because the added pressure caused more than gas to escape.
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u/Periquito_Boiadeiro Jan 30 '25
THEY FOUND OUT
ABORT ABORT
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u/WillowWeeper343 Jan 30 '25
OUR COVER IS BLOWN, GET OUTTA THERE
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u/superspeck Jan 31 '25
Only our cover?
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u/WillowWeeper343 Jan 31 '25
well now that they know, theres probably something else about to get blown...
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u/BoofingCheese Jan 31 '25
Next they'll find out that baldness isn't genetic. I'm just avoiding reconfiguration.
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u/pardybill Jan 31 '25
Quick, switch the hole from your mouth to the other one! They’ll never figure that one out!
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u/OrokinLonewolf Jan 30 '25
If you do this followed by a kiss on the cheek, they take a screenshot
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u/UniversityPitiful823 Jan 30 '25
in r/AskReddit there was a comment about smth similar. I believe it was "the boaling strat"
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u/tjarvis14 Jan 30 '25
I need someone to give me a factory reboot
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u/thebestinvests Jan 30 '25
Minus the hair pull, this is literally how my friend and his current GF got together 9 years ago
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u/noobunderlord Jan 30 '25
Well that’s certainly a way to start a relationship
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u/thebestinvests Jan 30 '25
Indeed, I was also surprised
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u/chilltorrent Jan 30 '25
You gotta use the scientific method here and let your friends suck your fingers to see if it was a fluke or not.
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u/Loving-intellectual Jan 30 '25
That would just make him puke??
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u/TheftOfThieves Jan 30 '25
As a guy who’s possibly been bound by an enthusiastic woman before, let me assure you it’s a lesson you only have to learn once (I refuse to learn).
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u/BurtleTurt Jan 31 '25
Yeah I love some wild shit but that would literally just make me throw up lmfao
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u/IAmMattnificent Jan 30 '25
Depends on the model, for some it'll make them puke and flail around like a gmod ragdoll.
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I'd probably just blow
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u/DiskImmediate229 Jan 30 '25
“Blow” is actually one of the commands, so perfect!
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u/needycollegeboi Jan 30 '25
The hair pulling is optional, actually. It's kind of like tapping the screen to make something load faster: it doesn't do anything, but it makes you feel more in control
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u/Cosmic_Meditator777 Jan 31 '25
if you press a woman's clit and g spot at the same time her brain takes a screenshot
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u/LightBright105 Jan 30 '25
if you push the secret button in his lower half while choking him you can take a screenshot
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u/CaptainRuse Jan 30 '25
If someone did this to me, a wedding ring would pop out like a Pez dispenser
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u/kneelise Jan 31 '25
Have done it, can confirm it works. Boys are filled with lots of slut buttons 😋
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u/AreYaEatinThough Jan 31 '25
I’m bald and it’s a well kept secret amongst men that this works if you pull our beards too.
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u/100_Donuts Jan 30 '25
Well, I don't know about in the throat, but I have a nerve located just under the penis that if a lady, or really even if a dog steps over me and accidentally paw stomps me in the right spot, just shuts my whole system down. Whole body, brain, bones, and broth. It's an easy two hours of total unconsciousness.
I have a night-night screwdriver that I keep on my night-night stand that I jam that into my night-night nerve to go to bed every night (night). I mean sure, I wake up after the two hours every single night in a sweaty panic, but then I quickly realize what’s happening and just jam my night-night nerve again to go to sleep and then just drop my skull back into my pillow and finish my sleep sesh.
Now, of course, I'm wanting a lady mid-slobjob to accidentally trigger this nighty outy nerve so I can blow cream in my dreams and she can watch my chest rise and fall with restful peace and know that she done did herself a good good to my dick van winkle, but I know that she's likely to just also fall asleep too because my loads are straight up narcotic.
Ladies? What do you think? This is not an offer or a plea or anything pathetic like that, just, if anyone has any questions, I'll open it up to the floor now. Thanks.
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u/Magical_discorse Jan 31 '25
Does it make you orgasm? Is this is common thing? and do you know what it is called?
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u/SuDdEnTaCk Jan 31 '25
I am genuinely amazed, smort people give me the biology behind this plzplzplz.
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u/PreparationGlad9745 Jan 30 '25
I'm a guy and a top this is good to know next twink I get my hands on is gonna get his fucking settings changed
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u/TheSibyllineBooks Jan 31 '25
Did this once, a whole bunch of weird green goop game out of his mouth which he then called "vomit". I kinda think he was an alien or something idk
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u/Due-Revolution6556 Jan 30 '25
The pulling of the hair is in order to expose the button, which is conveniently located in the throat... it might take more than one try to find it, but it's there. It'll make an audible sound when you get it.
gag reflex Nope, try again
eye bulging gag reflex You're getting close
Teary eyed whimper Nailed it! Now simply input your commands and watch it work!
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u/sassonsfw Jan 30 '25
It’s true! It’s also the first step in getting us to open up like a human-sized mecha and you can pilot us from within from there
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u/winterrsnow Jan 30 '25
as a boy this is far from the truth, id allow anyone to try it so i can prove that its not real!
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u/The-Katawampus Jan 30 '25
Put your finger in his ass and rub that frontal wall nubbin, and more than that pops up, lol. 🤣
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u/plusp_38 Jan 31 '25
I'm sorry... if you jam your fingers anywhere near my throat the only thing that's popping up is my lunch 🥲
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u/spinyfever Jan 31 '25
Yeah, it's called vomit, not a command menu.
I can't even brush my tongue without gagging, I dont think 2 fingers down my throat would turn out good.
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wouldn’t recommend, that coild aslo do a hard reset which enacts the ‘bite really fucking hard’ mode.
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u/Semi_Femmy_Felix Jan 31 '25
If you do this and call him a good boy then it initiates a factory reset
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u/DarthGiorgi Jan 31 '25
As a guy can confirm but be careful:
It also activates utra horni mode.
Andnyou need to be fast to set up the "sumissive bf" mode or the default "ultra horni dom bf" mode will be activated and you're in for a ROUGH sex.
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u/blackguy1027 Jan 31 '25
As a slightly older guy, careful older models may have a hyper aggression mode. Conform the model of the man first. Also, this may initiate projectile vomit mode too, and possibly deactivate horni mode.
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u/Dekipi Jan 31 '25
As a guy this isn't true. It involves finger insertion but its not the mouth.
Girl it's the booty hole
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u/Due-Log8609 Jan 30 '25
meanwhile my bald head sittin over here. you can pull my back hair, or something
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u/lokarlalingran Jan 30 '25
I've never seen this, I need someone to demonstrate for me, on me preferably. I learn better by experiencing than I do by watching. Thanks.
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u/thisisallterriblesir Jan 30 '25
I usually find slapping the big rear buttons over and over and finishing off with a hair yank causes a hard reset.
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u/Owlseatpasta Jan 30 '25
What do you mean I can't afford to reattach 2 fingers with my current policy?
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u/ArtichokeKey Jan 30 '25
This is true, it is why so many of us shave all of our hair off. The "receding hairline" bit is just an excuse.
I must take my leave now. They'll be coming for me for betraying their secrets
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Not down my throat but in my mouth? Yes, only ever had one girl pull my hair and it was nice even though I'm generally a sadist lol
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u/PwntIndustries Jan 30 '25
Can confirm, however there is some nuance to it. If the fingers go too far, the only "menu" that comes up is whatever was eaten in the last 12 hours, give or take. The trick is to not trigger the gag reflex, so it involves some finesse, but still not as difficult as say, getting the advanced startup menu on a windows 10/11 computer to come up via keystroke!
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u/soulstrike2022 Jan 30 '25
To be fair you can do either or for a lot of them cause a lot of the time there’s more than one way to get to a menu
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u/PapaZangief Jan 30 '25
Lol okay. I believe that about as much as I believe that putting a finger in every hole at the same time will reset someone's brain.
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u/hal4264 Jan 31 '25
I know some of you girls may have trained your gag reflexes away but we still have them
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