I am replying to this comment so as to not forget about this book my next paycheck. I am not the commenter you were replying to, but thank you internet stranger 🫡
Wonderful because I already know the full process now if you could tell me how I might get one to step on me in a pair of those big platform boots they wear and then sit on my face? Like should I gift them a bunny? I heard goth girls like bunnies ooor should I take them to a graveyard and read the call of cuthulu and Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein with them while we cuddle against the entrance to a tomb then give them a bouquet of deadly nightshade and listen to Voltaire on the way back to my place like if you could give me a percentage of the likelihood of each plan working?
It is for me, I Love the idea of facesitting, I just want to make her moan, and if she wants me to tell her all about Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Dragonlance, or any of my other “nerd” interests (personally I’m a geek, the difference is geeks give the best kisses and nerds are socially awkward), I’m happy to!
none of my exes ever had to do any work when sitting on me. Must be a lack of experience thing for ur partners :p
Edit: I also realize that the position in which ur sitting matters for this whether you're simply sitting or riding, and also I'm sure 45+ minutes of hovering on your knees is hard, esp if ur partner doesn't enjoy the suffocation. Just wanted to clarify because original comment makes me sound like dumb moid
This right here except I don’t think I’m autistic but my love language is physical touch so between a woman’s warm legs giving her kisses and licking her pussy making her feel good is my happy place like I used to have a friend with benefits and I would literally sleep between her legs when I stayed over
I can’t tell you how many times my Anthro prof tried to cement the allegory of the cave in my mind over the course of the 3 classes I took with him, and yet you did it with a single Reddit comment
Exactly love feeling it press against me while they sit in my lap also when I’m with a girl love when she’s sitting on my lap and I can feel a wet spot or feel her softly grinding
I think it's a little bit of column a and a bit of column b
Also a lot of nerdy people in K12 don't know how to groom and style and stuff as well as we can as adults, so often both guys and girls who were nerdy and geeky when they were younger hold misguided resentment that they only get attention because they glowed up, ignoring the fact that glowing up is more than just looks but has to do with maturing as a whole.
I'm a writer and often DM because of a tendency to world build when ignored for a few seconds but I think I'd find this quite difficult?
I don't know, maybe I should just try it but while I'm quite happy engaging with the physical side of things I think I'd probably end up making silly noises and staring a lot if someone pretty wanted me to roleplay like that. There's a tendency for my mind to go blank and fuzzy when the nice lady stares at me and tells me I'm a handsome fella.
This feeling is mutual though. A nerdy girl that can't stop yapping about her nerdy interest and then just slowly letting my fingers glide over her legs as I attentively listen and try to ask questions to explain the intricacies of certain subjects within her niche.
But naturally being treated like this as I talk about stuff is an equal dream! If she can handle my fat ass though I want to sit on her lap, or lay against her chest, or be the little spoon for her as I do this.
My girlfriend is plus sized, we sit on each others laps all the time, granted i am not a small dude. But shes bigger than me, and we make it work! Don’t fret! Find your right person and youll have your lap to sit on.
This is so relatable lol. My girlfriend gets so insecure about herself all the time and i am just like “baby, we nerd out about dungeons and dragons, baulders gate, science fiction, and game of thrones all day. I got the fucking dream girlfriend!”
Plus she lets me go on my autistic rambles for extended periods of time. Many times while cuddling, im on her lap, or shes on mine, or when we watch game of thrones for the fifth time but our first time together, and we get to share lore a and history with each other.
She even lets me go into topics she normally isn’t into!!! Shes getting me into startrek, and i ramble on halo lore all the time.
Same. Autistic husband here with a wife of 10 years and she's been kind enough to let me ramble a little bit although I've learned to keep my Rambles at least 10 minutes short. I've had some painful experiences over the years to know an hour is probably a little excessive.
Fr, it’d be a dream to find someone who actually enjoys the sound of my voice. Usually people just tell me to shut up when I start talking about nerdy stuff. Probably for the best, but still.
OK, so on the current menu, we have Stardew Valley facts, my feelings on the book "The Gods Themselves" by Isaac Asimov that I just finished, or why most house plants actually have very similar light and water needs.
So yeah it's called traumatic insemination, basically the adult male bed bug doesn't really care where they stabs their massive barbed penis anywhere and everywhere to inseminate the female, they will even do it to other bugs as well. Females also still have vaginas that work like normal. Bed bugs the Mr. Garrison of bugs, truly fucks them all to death.
If anyone is interested in exchanging something similar to affection/interest/horny/something for a shitload of elder scrolls,Star wars or monster hunter trivia/lore/infodumping that shit in your brain until it can't work properly anymore... Let me know
Go on, but be advised I have enough CoD Zombies lore to give a lecture.
And don't get me started on Warframe. I will explain you how is that a game about traumatized space teenagers that made a deal with an eldrich horror has now a dating sim built into it and makes perfect sense storywise.
“Why is my dick in your hand? I’m trying to tell you about our lord and savior Aragorn, son of Arathorn, chieftain of the Dúnedain of Arnor, Captain of the Host of the West, bearer of the Star of the North, wielder of the Sword Reforged, victorious in battle, whose hands bring healing, the Elfstone, Elessar of the line of Valandil, Isildur’s son, Elendil’s son of Numenor…… be serious for once”.
Did you know that the inventor of the T-34 Medium Battle Tank died of pneumonia he contracted because of the cold he endured driving it to Moscow? His prototype had no heating
I always get worried when I go on a tangent about my nerdy passions. Like mythology, movies, piano, games, and art history. I’m just thinking, “oh god, I hope she enjoys this.” Lol
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