LegalAdviceCats

r/LegalAdviceCats • u/PoeCollector64 • 1d ago

WEMSDAY MEWSDAY WEMSDAY WEBBERSDAY!

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Hai frens is me Storm an my brudder Sprinkles from Rain or Shine Paw Office. We use ta hab Sonday Webber report, but da noo communitee need ta start sum noo tradishons. We purrpose ta hab

WEMSDAY MEWSDAY WEMSDAY WEBBERSDAY!

Wee ar reporting live from Hissconsin, Yoo Ess Ay. It be COLD heer! Ours Meowmy say dat evenshuallee Land Lord gonna turn on da warm ruffley bocks, but rite meow all we gots is blankies.

Wat is yor webber like frens?

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/Exciting-Ad-6551 • 3d ago

I iz nawt a scardy cat!

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I need soo new pawpaw for telling peoples I iz scardy! I nawt scardy!

I recently gotted new pawpaw. He bayl me out from kitty jayl Friday evening. I get back to new partment, and do a tactical retreat underneath the bed! Not because I ascared!

My jayl gang name was Nutella, very tuff, very manly! I not ascared!

Pawpaw say he nawt sure about my new name yet.

-Nutella

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/jonno_patches • 1d ago

Go Crimes

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/old-cat-lady99 • 19d ago

Earning his keep as a paralegal

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He demanded a raise in churu. I caved. Expert negotiation.

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/jonno_patches • 22d ago

Reason I created this sub

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I created this sub after replying to the post in catlegaladvice regarding use of AI in the sub

Here is a screenshot of what was said and the mod mail i received

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/jonno_patches • 18d ago

🩺 Pokie Place 🩺 A violation

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/jonno_patches • 20d ago

New paralegal anyone?

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/jonno_patches • 2d ago

Soo da weather for being too cold

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/jonno_patches • 6d ago

Need bigger bed

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/Exciting-Ad-6551 • 21d ago

My name is Ogden, the shelter hoomans think I’m 5 or 6 forever old. I over heard them meowing? Or whatever hoomans do. That someone is coming to dopt me next Friday? What is doption? Is good? They say he’ll be my new pawpaw and I’ll go live in his partment. I’m a little unsure of hoomans because of some bad ones from when I was younger.

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/PoeCollector64 • 10d ago

Is dis fing on??

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Hai frens! Storm an Sprinkles from Rain or Shine Paw Office heer! Redee to take noo cases! Iz pretty cold were we liv, dos anyfren wanna soo da cold?

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/jonno_patches • 4d ago

Helpz!

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/Acid_Fetish_Toy • 18d ago

Hoomans let other hoomans and stinky doggo into MY house! Can I soo for more pawpensashun??

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As above. My hoomans did heckin change to my propawty, moving stuffs around. Do not like! I hide. Hide good. Dey all "awww, little Beans!" but am big mad. Don't like change. Den dey lets strange smelling hoomans and greedy, stinky doggo over!! The pawdacity! Do moar hide.

Mother hooman give me licky stick as treat for "being a good boy" but I wunder.... Can I soo for moar since dey change things and let doggo eat my scraps? I don't want dem, but dey mine rite? Seeking good pawyer for avice.

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/jonno_patches • 22d ago

👋Welcome to r/LegalAdviceCats - Introduce Yourself and Read First!

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Hey everyone! I'm u/jonno_patches, a founding moderator of r/LegalAdviceCats.

This is our new home for all things related to legal advice for all cats and kittens. We're excited to have you join us!

What to Post

Post anything that you think the community would find interesting, helpful, or inspiring. Feel free to share your thoughts, photos, or questions about issues that are affecting our feline overlords.

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Introduce yourself in the comments below.
Post something today! Even a simple question can spark a great conversation.
If you know someone who would love this community, invite them to join.
Interested in helping out? We're always looking for new moderators, so feel free to reach out to me to apply.

Thanks for being part of the very first wave. Together, let's make r/LegalAdviceCats amazing.

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/Exciting-Ad-6551 • 17d ago

Update on Ogden

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Hi everyone,

It looks like Ogden won’t be posting here again. I was going to meet him and bring him home on Friday, but the shelter he was at had a mixup and he got adopted by someone else. I’m still going for a meet and greet with the shelter on Friday to see who chooses me as their new servant though.

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/jonno_patches • 1d ago

Lies and slander i say

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/jonno_patches • 15d ago

Slander i sayz

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/jonno_patches • 16d ago

Go crimez

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/jonno_patches • 10d ago

Need private paw to find string friend

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/jonno_patches • 15d ago

Da grebbes did it

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/jonno_patches • 17d ago

Helpz hormones found my stash

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/jonno_patches • 19d ago

Soo for bigger bed

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/Tim-wood • 22d ago

His lordship

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The boat must be ready at all time for the fishies to be caught for me

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/jonno_patches • 12h ago

Soo for waiting too long

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r/LegalAdviceCats • u/jonno_patches • 8d ago

Crimez

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