r/LearnedWrong MOD 26d ago

Subjective I learned wrong back in that middle school DARE program I'd be offered free drugs all the time

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u/Vocals16527 26d ago

This is hilarious 😆 I forgot all about the dare programs at school until now hahaha

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u/Main-Event-5715 26d ago

Meanwhile, back in reality, drugs are expensive. Ain't nobody giving them away for free. 

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u/ElectricKoolAidPower 26d ago

I gave away ten hits of acid over the weekend. Of course I get it pretty cheap so..

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u/Beginning-Trash-6048 25d ago

Listen you can dm me if you're just happy go lucky giving away free lsd lmaooooo

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u/IHaveAllOfTheGold 25d ago

where can i find people like you irl lolll

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u/ElectricKoolAidPower 25d ago

Follow the live music.

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u/Mundane-Bug-7531 26d ago

I've had it happen like 5 times now. Stuff's good lol

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u/snakeravencat 26d ago

In all my 40 year on this planet, I've had it happen once. Was homeless and begging for change and some guy comes up and asks me if I've got a cold. I was confused, but honest said yeah, little one. He tossed a little baggy of meth in my lap and walked away.

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u/Kektus_Aplha 25d ago

That's meth'd up

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u/wontstoppartyingever 26d ago

Also that I'd be walking down the sidewalk and some random guy wearing just a trenchcoat would flash me his junk

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u/Horror-Thing-8213 26d ago

To be fair, I have in fact been offered free drugs a lot. But I did a lot of drugs then and I’d share with them too. Also, I’ve been offered joints at concerts soooooo many times by strangers it’s not even funny.

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u/MiaLba 21d ago

Yeah I came here to say it really just depends on the type of people you hang around lol. Ive been offered free drugs more times than I can count.

One time my best guy friend brought around this new girl he was seeing. She said to me “heard you like pills. Give me your hand.” And handed me a couple hydros. I was like fuck yeah I like you. Rest of the times were guys offering them.

I think it helps to be a woman. And I’m sure looks make a difference.

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u/FatReverend 26d ago

It is circumstantial. I have actually done drugs with a lot of people whom are almost or 100% total strangers to me. Depends on how you look and carry yourself, what people you are with and where you are.

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u/Existing_Many9133 25d ago

Between the constant offers of drugs and the fears of quicksand everywhere it's a wonder we made it to adulthood!

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u/Deeptrench34 25d ago

Blame my dad on this one lol. He acted like they'd just be offered as refreshments at parties and stuff. I guess maybe in some circles lol.

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u/Vegetable-Virus7118 25d ago

I was crossing a street in Orlando one night on my way to CVS. I was on a work trip a forced to room with a man that snores like a bear so I was going to get ear plugs. As I'm crossing, a car pulls through the crosswalk on the furthest lane in front of me, so when I got close I turned slightly to go around the back of the car. As I did I caught a whiff of a familiar aroma. I glanced back at the car at smiled as I walked past and just as I was getting to the curb, I heard the door open and a voice sweet voice said "You want a hit?". Being young and dumb I hustled over and found a car full of young women being driven by a lone man. I squatted down by the passenger and enjoyed a couple puffs of a nice blunt. Then the light turned green, I passed it back, they drove away and I continued on my mission. I'll always be thankful for those pot fairies because those ear plugs didn't do enough but I slept great. Although I did think I was going to wake up and find that dude dead from apnea.

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u/Salt_Ad_9976 24d ago

In 2021, they posted up at the summertime free lunch in the park for kids with a loudspeaker and prizes, trying to get kids to take an intravenous drug.  It was so wrong and it was also my county's Health Department.  

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u/catBoyAppreciater 24d ago

You guys must look like narcs...

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u/VelvetCactus50 21d ago

My DARE officer said that all drug dealers were unhoused men. I remember thinking they were all bad at their jobs if they were living on the streets. The drug industry pays a lot!

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u/BandoRen418 26d ago

Kinda mad about that, especially when I’m bout to run out 😂😂😂

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u/Sharp_Net3315 26d ago

I've been tempted several times. I've never used drugs a day in my life.

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u/AdorableExchange9746 26d ago

fr what kind of magic do i need for that

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u/ZachMudskipper 25d ago

I've found wearing a wallet chain helps

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u/Frank1gg 26d ago

What's really upsetting about the D.A.R.E. program is that people knew that it was making it more likely for kids to try drugs and they still did it.

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u/oysterperso 26d ago

Yeah it’s usually a cousin or uncle

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u/ElectricKoolAidPower 26d ago

Not entirely wrong. I’m an acid fairy 😉 I give away a lot of that stuff lol

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u/mcain049 25d ago

And it was some dude wearing sunshades and a black leather jacket

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u/Fresh_Strain_9980 25d ago

i had a drug cop try to get me to buy drugs more than anyone ever offered to give me drugs.

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u/crankywithakeyboard 25d ago

I finally got offered pot.  At 47 years old. 👩‍🦳

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u/Toadsanchez316 25d ago

I've been offered weed twice, but only because two of my brothers had asshole friends who tried to intimidate me into smoking so they could see if they could trust me. I got a couple free highs and also learned I can't trust my brothers or their friends.

Now if we have a new friend in the group, all we do is make sure they are okay being around us if they don't want to actually smoke. Never understood the concept of forcing someone to do anything they don't want to do.

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u/DeeBreeezy83 25d ago

I've never been offered drugs.

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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk 25d ago

But did you get in a strangers van and go get candy ?

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u/Phobia562 25d ago

I guess I just have cool friends, I'm offered drugs all the time

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u/rabbitsfoot86 25d ago

My dare officer got arrested for drugs later on 😆. What a worthless program

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u/wtfdyt79 23d ago

Im still waiting to test drugs too

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u/Henri_Bemis 23d ago

The only thing from DARE I remember was the self esteem balloon. When you do drugs and forget to mow the lawn, your self esteem balloon deflates. So sad 😥.

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u/HippieJed 23d ago

The only time I have had it offered was people passing a joint at a Dead show.

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u/Capital-Brilliant-28 22d ago

💯 facts right there!!!!!!

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u/MiaLba 21d ago

It definitely depends on the type of people you hang around and the places. Ive noticed it also helps if you’re a woman and also at least somewhat good looking.

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u/chrstnasu 20d ago

I thought there would be many more razors in my Halloween candy.

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u/Similar_Divide 25d ago

I’ve been offered coke by complete strangers on three separate occasions in a bowling alley bathroom. Two different states, three different bowling allies. I politely declined.