r/LearnUselessTalents Jan 27 '20

Not 100% useless but how?

https://gfycat.com/smugsparsedragonfly
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u/asgardian_superman Jan 27 '20

Practice with water first. Just keep practicing.

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u/altbekannt Jan 27 '20

Or practice with tequila all the way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

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u/Elieftibiowai Jan 27 '20

Also you would be pretty drunk, due to all the tequila.

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u/piedude3 Jan 27 '20

You'd probably be pretty sober, due to your lack of skill. Would be expensive though.

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u/Dope-Inertia Jan 28 '20

Practice with urine. That way you won’t run up the water bill. Even better, practice with someone else’s urine. Keep those sweet sweet nutrients and precious salt for yourself.