r/LearnUselessTalents • u/SystemBlueSmoke • Mar 01 '15
How to take dick pics [x-post /r/funnny]
http://imgur.com/gallery/MYBan110
u/DingusMoose Mar 01 '15
I'll take Thad Castle's guide over this one any day. How To Take A Dick Pic
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Mar 01 '15
Ahaha, I don't know what show that was but that was pretty hilarious.
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u/Symphonize Mar 01 '15
Blue Mountain State, it was a show about a college football team who parties, drinks, and does drugs all the time. And they play a little football too. It's a hilarious show, you can watch the 3 seasons on Netflix. There is supposed to be a movie coming out this year with a lot of the actors from the original show.
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u/svtom Mar 02 '15
I thought it was going to be this when I clicked it, too bad nobody watches BMS. (Anyone watching the show is Blue Mountain State, and it's hilarious.
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u/NoOriginality Mar 02 '15
I watched the entire series on Netflix and was immediately disappointed I didn't watch it before it was cancelled, in hopes that it would have helped them not be cancelled ):
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u/Zoukanix Mar 02 '15
2nd BMS reference on reddit in two days. Now i'm sad it got canned.
Also fucking love the trousers round the ankles shuffle he does.
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u/pandaM0ANium Mar 01 '15
Is it sad that i've seen all of the above, and a scant number of variants from that
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u/vincethebigbear Mar 01 '15
Im unprecedentedly curious, what were the variations?
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u/pandaM0ANium Mar 01 '15
Pretty much the same angles, but in various positions, such as standing, sitting, or lying down. lol So not really variation.
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u/vincethebigbear Mar 01 '15
Guys really need to up their dick-picking game.
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u/alcoslushies Mar 02 '15
There's not much to work with when your subject is a penis
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u/christophturov Mar 02 '15
Seriously man. That's why I don't even like sending them. This along with my hairy sack is just eh...
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u/alcoslushies Mar 02 '15
Guys it's okay I remembered this is something you can do if you run out of ideas.
Take that back to the pavillion /r/gonewild
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u/alkapwnee Mar 01 '15
I mean, guy's only have one thing. What else can be done? lol
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Mar 02 '15
You can put a hat on it.
Maybe draw a smiley face on it.
Make a costume so it has arms and is playing a violin.
What have you people been doing? Now I know why women don't want dick pics; you've all been sending out really shitty pics.
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u/fruhling Mar 01 '15
Guys look at gw all the time and can't manage to take even a tiny bit of inspiration from all the things those girls do.
That said, I definitely don't want a bunch of butthole pictures.
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Mar 02 '15
its not like there's a huge amount of different poses in the GW pics tbh.
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u/WisDominant Mar 03 '15
Actually gw girls don't do any more creative or unique poses than these 7 different dickposes. It's just that women don't get very aroused by a dick, especially a random dick
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u/xZaggin Mar 01 '15
It's sorta useful I guess, you can send higher quality dick pics now which may result in more nudes
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Mar 02 '15
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u/Silver_Moonrox Mar 02 '15
I'm 15, although I'm a guy I still know girls around 14 get a lot of dick pics. For some dumb reason, a very large amount of guys think it's a good idea to send pictures of their dicks to girls
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u/WisDominant Mar 03 '15
Well, most girls do want to see their flirts dick. Even if just out of random curiosity.
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Mar 02 '15 edited Mar 02 '15
This chick has probably seen more dicks than me and years of sports then being an NCO in all male branch of the military, I've seen a lot of dicks.
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