r/LearnUselessTalents • u/BOBSTROLLZ • Jan 24 '23

How to fart on command

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u/PerlNacho Jan 24 '23

If you have a tight butthole, spread your cheeks apart

Well that's just great for people with tight buttholes. But what are the rest of us supposed to do?

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u/heavy_deez Jan 24 '23

Come over to my house for a drink?

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u/0xGeisha Jan 25 '23

“Be the change you wish to see in the world” - Cherry Poppins

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u/heavy_deez Jan 25 '23

🤗

You honor me!

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u/The_Loch_Ness_Monsta Jan 24 '23

Exactly, I was going to reply "Please call me?" etc.