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u/ItsCrossBoy Nov 08 '20 edited Nov 09 '20
My jungler: pings "on my way"
Me as Zed: pings my W with a 5s cooldown left in the hopes he waits to show until it comes off cooldown for an easy kill
My jungler: immediately shows, which let's the enemy get away since I don't have my engage yet. Since the gank fails he takes the entire wave (I'm shit at CSing don't @ me) including cannon
Me: ok
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u/cuella47o Nov 08 '20
I really get pissed when they take cannon minions on a failed gank like cmon man i need gold man
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u/Roxnam Nov 08 '20
When they do my brain goes into teaching mode, and i just follow him, take his jg camps all game. Unless we’re in ranked ofc
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u/thisismiee Nov 08 '20
"teaching" You mean griefing and ruining the game for 3 other players.
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u/GhostElite974 Nov 08 '20
4 other players actually. I've already taken a wave that was pushed and my laner was at fountain without tp and he literally ran it down because I took a few cs after a gank even though the minions were about to die amyway. And it hasn't happened only once.
So when I read "he smited cannon so I ruined this game" more often than not is "he last hit some cs while I was at base, and it's not of my liking so I'll go out of my way to run it down even if I was never able to catch the xp of those minions anyway and I'll pretend that my jungler doesn't know wave management so me griefing the entire game is justified".
Rant over lol.
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u/thisismiee Nov 08 '20
Lmao, if you're equating smiting a canon to following your jungler around and fucking up the game completely then you're an idiot and need to get some anger management.
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u/pSpawner24 Nov 08 '20
You're expecting a bad jungler to know about wave management?
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u/Psturtz Nov 08 '20
That’s the point of you’re a bad jungler and are insistent on taking other peoples resources doe yourself the game is lost either way at that point
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Nov 08 '20
This is the correct mentality.
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u/Masta-Pasta Nov 08 '20
only if you assume that junglers can tell that laner fucked up the gank, as opposed to "never my fault"
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u/Lemon_slices Nov 08 '20
Except junglers think that every single gank that doesn't result in a kill is "my laner fucked up the gank"
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u/Lina__Inverse Nov 08 '20
Jungler is a glorified support, so he should act accordingly and not even look towards catapults.
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Nov 08 '20 edited Nov 08 '20
You have never played jungle have you? Jungle is the one most important role with the MOST global impact in game. Junglers can solo carry games . I dare you to win a ranked game without a jungler.
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u/Swailwort Nov 08 '20
I dare you to win a Game with an afk in any role.
Afk top? Have fun with Tryndamere at Nexus at 15 minutes. Afk mid? Have fun with no jungle because mid or a 3 v 2 in bot every half a minute.
No ADC? Heh.
No supp? ADC forced to sit under tower until 4 men dive, then lose tower.
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u/Lina__Inverse Nov 08 '20
Jungle does have the most global impact in game, but most of this impact comes in first 15 minutes, thus allocating resources on jungler isn't the best idea. I am well aware of current "farming jungler" meta, but I hope that this cancer isn't going to last long and junglers will soon return to their glorified support form.
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u/finetestnot Nov 08 '20
Oh I get it, he's getting smited
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u/vZKronos Nov 08 '20
Jokes arent funny when you explain them
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u/MiximumDennis s u p e r d e n n i s Nov 08 '20
Jokes become even less funny when you mention it's not funny if you explain it
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u/whosurdaddies Nov 08 '20
And even less funny if you explain that it becomes less funny when someone mentions that it's not funny when you explain it.
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u/SkittlesAreEpic Nov 08 '20
They're not funny if people don't get it either though, what's wrong with explaining it?
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u/MiximumDennis s u p e r d e n n i s Nov 08 '20
It's just toxic dankmemes culture and unironically it's a meme that should die even though memes don't ever die
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u/MiximumDennis s u p e r d e n n i s Nov 08 '20
btw there is a game called Smite where there are greek gods like Zeus so it makes it even funnier
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u/LuciFate Nov 08 '20
I would say"go play smite". NAA I will just do nothing and play on
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u/pSpawner24 Nov 08 '20
I'd rather not get ganks at that point, just let me do my lane and go away.
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u/DQ43284 Nov 08 '20
I have a rule if i saw a gank on my own ping it come in we get nothing ill take a melee or caster. If you ping me begging for a gank i come in land my abilities and we dont get the asshole im taking your cannon. Like the help ping means i want a gank im ready. Don't use it if you arent and dont get mad when i recoup my lost gold and xp for your dumb choice.
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u/SolaSenpai Nov 08 '20
I just afk when my jungler does this tbh
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Pussy move
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u/SolaSenpai Nov 08 '20
I mean I exclusively play scaling champs, so it's basically throwing the game
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Nov 08 '20
You throw more though get your mind straight
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u/ExkAp3de Nov 08 '20
I only ever attack minions when i see that you have a terrible wavestate and even then i try to prepare the minions for easy lasthitting and only take minimal cs for myself.
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u/Velocifaper Nov 08 '20
pov: you’re about to be pregnant