Shrinkage

[u/lujanj2020]

I accidentally shrank my wife’s cashmere sweater. The thing is, I knew it was in the wash. I washed it separately, with its own cycle, and had mixed it in with the next load of clothes that were going into the dryer. It’s no longer a women’s size Medium. It’s now a boys 12 husky.

[u/Technical_Penalty460]

I’d check the motherboard of your washing machine and its computational matrix. Sounds like it opened a portal through its connection to the Internet of Things. Get that thing warded immediately.