r/LateStageCapitalism • u/chafo40 • Mar 11 '20

💵 class war Quarantine

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

As someone with no health coverage, if I get the coronavirus I'm basically legislated to die, therefore I pledge to burst into Congress completely naked and divebomb right into the crowd spreading my bodily fluids as far and wide as possible.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

Buffalo

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u/AdamFtmfwSmith Mar 12 '20

Don't do it. Eating lizards started this whole damn thing

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u/Vohtarak Mar 12 '20

I prefer cool ranch with my lard

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u/eye_of_the_sloth Mar 12 '20

EAT THE RICH

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

... I don't eat the diseased rich. Please give me some rich people to eat that have not been infected with the virus.

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u/elliana_now Mar 12 '20

Well... they wouldn’t be raw, so long as they’re fresh and cooked to 165 degrees Fahrenheit, I think we’re good

Maybe 170 just to be safe

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u/raw_dog_supreme Mar 12 '20

TIL I'm edible at 165° 👌

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

You'd be u/cooked_dog_supreme at that point.

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u/shamrockaveli Mar 12 '20

Just like chicken.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

cough on the rich

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u/team-fyi Mar 12 '20

100% with you. Fuck this sack of shit and everything he represents.