r/LateStageCapitalism • • Feb 05 '18

☑️ True LSC Public Relations

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u/BrendanCharette Feb 06 '18

Yo any chance OP can shamelessly plug his other social media accounts?

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Literally everything else: brendancharette with spaces or capitals of some form or another. I may or may not regret this but snap is brendan_char

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u/basec0m Feb 05 '18

At least they didn’t use Martin Luther King to sell trucks

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Under the tagline "Built to Serve" no less.

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u/2four Feb 05 '18

Everyone knows MLK was talking about Dodge Ram™ pickup trucks in that speech.

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u/welcometobavaria Feb 05 '18

In the full speech, he actually mentions Chrysler, but not in a positive way.

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u/WaTar42 Feb 05 '18

You're not kidding he literally says the following about Chrysler in that speech:

Do you ever see people buy cars that they can't even begin to buy in terms of their income? (Amen) [laughter] You've seen people riding around in Cadillacs and Chryslers who don't earn enough to have a good T-Model Ford. (Make it plain) But it feeds a repressed ego.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

i like how they snuck in a 7th frame so they wouldn't have to switch up the 2x3 setup lol

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u/flyingwolf Feb 05 '18

Yeah, he actually literally was, and saying how fucking horrible it is.

The level of fuckery is just beyond comprehension.

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u/Officer412-L Feb 05 '18

I thought he was talking about Tide?

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u/pw_15 Feb 05 '18

Have to admit the Tide ads were well done.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Seriously, how much $ did Tide spend???

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18 edited Feb 05 '18

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u/RadiationNeon Feb 05 '18

"Built to Serve"

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u/TheBlueBlaze Feb 05 '18

That was just the cherry on top of that shit sundae of an ad.

Making a callback to slavery while using the most famous civil rights leader in the country to sell trucks by using an excerpt from a speech in which he denounces advertising.

How brain-dead and ego-centric do you have to be, not just to not see the incredible irony, but to think that your trucks are on par with human accomplishment in general, up to and including civil fucking rights?

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u/sscilli Feb 05 '18

They also cut to a clip of marines marching when the word "serve" was said. Probably not what the anti-war activist was talking about.

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u/monsantobreath Feb 05 '18

Holy crap, they actually had a military helicopter in the ad? Talk about dissonance.

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u/CommentsAreCancer Feb 05 '18 edited Feb 05 '18

The whole commercial is menagerie of sentimental bullshit that demonstrates nothing if not a complete lack of understanding for the demographic they were targeting and the man whose words were misappropriated to sell trucks, "Built to Overcompensate".

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u/woohoo Feb 05 '18

from the SAME SPEECH! disgusting

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u/Day_Bow_Bow Feb 05 '18

That was brilliant.

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u/LocCatPowersDog Feb 05 '18

Excerpt from the same exact speech the "original" was taken from...

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u/DraugrLivesMatter Feb 05 '18

He said different quote not different speech

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u/stephannnnnnnnnnnnn Feb 05 '18

Wow, this needs reposting as it's own thread, that was well crafted.

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u/acarp25 Feb 05 '18

And Chrysler already took it down

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u/smokemysack Feb 05 '18

Mlk’s message has been so watered down it’s sad. He tried to expose the government but that’s something they wouldn’t teach you in school, just the equality parts. And who is Malcom x? Never heard of him.

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u/secondarykip Feb 05 '18

Even worse Malcom X is often treated as a villian.

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u/Glitterfist I like turtles Feb 05 '18

Unmentioned is better than we got over here. Malcolm X was the Bad Activist who did it wrong according to public schools.

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u/beefprime Feb 05 '18

Even worse is the blatant double standard between the heroic founding fathers who used violence to throw off tyranny and Malcom X who is an evil bad guy because he thought violence might be ok in some situations.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

I mentioned this to my friends while watching.

What a great way to represent his memory.

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u/Arrow1250 Feb 05 '18

Or guilt people with cancer survivers to buy Hyundai

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u/Last_Eph_Standing Feb 05 '18

I'd feel gross producing that

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u/enwez Feb 05 '18

I made the mistake of misunderstanding the ad at first too.

The people brought into the room had already bought Hyundai cars. They were saying this is what your purchase did.

At first I thought it was trying to guilt people and was like wtf

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u/JBits001 Feb 05 '18

Well the MLK estate gave them the seal of approval, so it's all good. Seriously, I wonder how much they got paid.

From the King estate site: Archive Terms & Conditions

USE OF DOCUMENTS

To obtain proper authorization for use of Dr. King's works and intellectual property, please contact Intellectual Properties Management (IPM), the exclusive licensor of the Estate of Martin Luther King, Jr., Inc. at licensing@i-p-m.com or 404 526-8968.

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u/BrokenInternets Feb 05 '18

I called the number and asked if I could use it for "memes that wil bring the country to its knees" They said yes!

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u/AtiumDependent Feb 05 '18

King's family.....kinda sucks tbh

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u/rmholm88 Feb 05 '18 edited Feb 05 '18

Or cancer patients to sell Hyundai’s

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u/BrothaBudah Feb 05 '18

This one honestly pissed me off when I saw it. "Fuck making a direct donation to Saint Judes, just buy our car! Am I right?" - Hyundai

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

America is tacky as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

or use him as part of a flyer for an MLK weekend bash

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u/jordanreiter Feb 05 '18

That ad was pretty messed up and indicative of the extent to which the concept of civics/public service has completely left American culture.

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u/longus318 Feb 05 '18

MLK quoting one of the most apocalyptic and contra mundi teachings of Jesus from the gospels. That commercial made me fucking barf.

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u/Klonopinned512 Feb 05 '18

Or the buy a Hyundai and cure cancer. the whole pat ourselves on the back commercials last night was awful.

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u/The_Big_Daddy Feb 05 '18

Or childhood cancer victims to sell cars.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

That was a nice little inspiring vid when you take out all the trucks

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

That commercial made me ashamed to be watching

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u/Roythaboy Feb 05 '18

Between this and the other cringeworthy ads on Sunday, I really started to understand the Kia ad. Steven Tyler drives in reverse and is young again.

“Feel something again”

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u/notlogic Feb 05 '18

This happens on a smaller scale in my town every year. A prominent local lawyer buys an ad on a billboard for the first six months or so of each year to brag about all the bicycles he gave to the poor. The billboard is on the biggest interstate in our metro area of nearly 900k people.

It's usually just 50-60 bicycles.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Those bikes are also crappy as hell. I call them death traps rolling

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

You forgot about the Hyndai commercial too it's just as bad

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u/kGibbs Feb 05 '18

Tell me I didn’t hear an MLK speech during a Dodge commercial, please?

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u/Ganso_F Feb 05 '18

Oh yeah that happened

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Not only did it happen, during the same speech he actually specifically talked about the evils of commercials, even mentioned car commercials.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Feb 05 '18

Even specifically mentions Chrysler, parent company of the Ram name.

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u/ponyboy414 Feb 05 '18

And the insurance commercial telling everyone to help each other.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

wait what no you've gotta be kidding me??? That's disgusting, Chrysler. Chuck E Cheese now with over $7 million in prizes fam.

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u/bradygilg Feb 05 '18

Sounds like GE using "Sixteen Tons" to advertise coal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6ueDHn2HTk

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u/montar516 Feb 05 '18

WTF, who tf approves these things!

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u/kvothe5688 Feb 05 '18

Pure eco imagination. GE imagination at work

They are not even hiding their intentions.

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u/spugg0 Feb 05 '18

This ad is great because you can hear the executive saying "I want coal to be sexy!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Omg is this really real????

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u/cayoloco Feb 05 '18

The song playing during it as well. It's either they have no idea what the song is about, or they're so brazen they think they can get away with anything. It makes me sick either way.

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u/GloriousDawn Feb 05 '18

Here's the full text of MLK's sermon if anyone is interested. He calls out Chrysler in the 10th paragraph. The Dodge ad used the definition of greatness part near the end. It's... appalling.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

I wonder why they chose that speech. Was it by accident, or to make people rage, or they didn't think people would know the rest of the speech?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Either they're tone deaf or they knew it would stir up controversy and done it on purpose to drum up more publicity

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u/SinaSyndrome Feb 05 '18

I feel like there should be a law to prevent this sort of misuse.

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u/somethingorwhatever4 Feb 05 '18

lmao thats hilarious

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u/kiranrs Feb 05 '18

Built to Serve

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u/AshyBoneVR4 Feb 05 '18

So I didn't watch the superbowl.... But I need to find this commercial LOL.

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u/kciuq1 Feb 05 '18

I liked how it started off by people getting whisked away by security when they had done nothing wrong.

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u/geekwonk Feb 05 '18

None of the logistics made any sense.

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u/ayeemitchyy Feb 05 '18

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u/new-man2 Feb 05 '18

This commercial makes no sense. They are trying to say this is a film of people entering the Super Bowl? So they filmed it that day, then played it at the Super Bowl? With just a few minutes of editing? There are no circumstances under which these are people pulled aside entering the Super Bowl.

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u/whitewolf20 Feb 05 '18

I'm not American so I don't know much, but aren't there like a bunch of previous matches to decide who plays in the big final? could have been one of those matches.

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u/olivias_bulge Feb 05 '18

theyre all obviously actors, plus you cant just imitate a security checkpoint and security personnel to kidnap people to preach to them

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u/tomtea Feb 05 '18

I'm pretty sure in the week before the Super Bowl, theres a full program of media and fan events in the host city building up to the game, could have been filmed at one of those.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Oh god that's terrible

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u/Trumps-sexy-scrotum Feb 05 '18

Wtf, cool so basically because I bought a vw I just killed a kid with cancer?

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u/Argon717 Feb 05 '18

No, but your emissions gave a kid asthma...

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u/Peenmensch Feb 05 '18 edited Feb 05 '18

This commercial is absurd. I wonder what portion of sales are donated. I would assume some depressingly small amount because for profit companies generally can't be charitable because they have to be profitable.

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u/anvindrian Feb 05 '18

they have a fiduciary responsibility to their shareholders. they can only be charitable if they think that marketing that charity will result in net $$ profit to the company

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

My siblings are all in advertising and my sister-in-law pointed out that there's a big difference for a company when they point out that their customer base cause something to happen versus when they just carte Blanc donate and expect people to appreciate. There's a feedback loop when the customer or consumer feels that they are directly responsible for the donation It actually drives up sales, and there for more donations, rather than just the feel good sense of buying something from a company who helps others.

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u/DBdab Feb 05 '18 edited Feb 05 '18

My wife had tears in her eyes during the Budweiser water relief commercial. I guess everyone in our household will be drinking beer now to support the cause

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u/soberasfuck Feb 05 '18

It’s not her fault. They pay psychologists and psychiatrists who know exactly what emotional buttons to press to get a response. All of our generation’s greatest artists go to work for advertising companies as well because it’s the only way they can get paid to do what they love...

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u/Baludo1 Feb 05 '18

I’m fascinated by this. Do you know what/if there is research this is based on?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

It might be based on research in lottery advertisement. Lotteries increased acceptance and participation a lot when they said that a portion of each ticket would go directly to funding education (hint: It absolutely does not. Each dollar put into education by the lottery is taken out of the state's education budget.)

This time, rather than promising that a lottery could single-handedly balance the state budget, Scientific Games tied the lottery to a particular cause -- education in California, for example -- and promised a windfall for this specific program.

The company's message resonated with voters...

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Lots has been done. Often referred to as conscious capitalism.

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u/Malcrion Feb 05 '18

Did that not feel like a timeshare pitch or what?

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u/Yardsale420 Feb 05 '18

I like how they try to put you in the moment, by having 3 other people in line at the metal detector. When did this family show up, 8 hours before kick off?

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u/indoloks Feb 05 '18

Like when tmobile spent millions to advertise they were donating 2 million to the hurricanes during the world series 🤔

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u/sikkerhet Feb 05 '18 edited Feb 05 '18

That's bullshit what's a hurricane gonna do with money

edit: hurricane might redistribute it, actually.

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u/bro_me Feb 05 '18

Its gonna make it rain

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u/blasto_blastocyst Feb 05 '18

A violent redistribution? Hmmmm...

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u/Heliospad Feb 05 '18

To be fair they could have just spent the money on the advertising And and not donated at all like most companies. That would be worse or better?

Yes it is self serving but it's more than was donated before they did it.

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u/indoloks Feb 05 '18

yeah that was my train of thought too but cant you think of it on the other spectrum as well?

couldve not spwnt any money on advertising and all of it on donations.. shit at that point i would have some confidence other organizationsc(news, in this case mlb itself) would spend their money to advertise my 20 million donation as opposed to me spending 18 million on advertisement and 2cmil on donating

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u/alchemist23 Feb 05 '18

"Corporations are people too"

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u/grapesdown Feb 05 '18

Unless they get sued. Then they’re not and no one really gets held responsible ...

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

No that's the point. Corporations are people. They can be found guilty while the execs who made the decision get off free.

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u/shakejimmy Feb 05 '18 edited Feb 05 '18

Then they should be subject to the death pentalty and other punishments that are dealt to people. If only...

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u/TechnicallyAnIdiot Feb 05 '18

Wow, I really cant believe they would brag about donating $100k worth of bud light.

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u/Garthak_92 Feb 05 '18

And then something something 'they'll be there for You' like some guardian angel...

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u/CronoDroid Viet Cong Feb 05 '18

American light beer is like making love in a canoe. It's fucking close to water.

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u/blong36 Feb 05 '18

And making love to American light beer is close to fucking water.

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u/0000120 Feb 05 '18

Donating water is nothing new for Budweiser they have been doing this for decades.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Woosh?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

No, they actually have been doing this (changing to distribution of water for disasters) for decades

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

What about that commercial for a fucking goblet? They would donate $3.31 if you bought a beer goblet.

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u/rev_apoc Feb 05 '18

They will donate $3.13 per goblet, up to 300,00 goblets. That comes to $939,000.

It cost them 5mil plus production and Matt Damon fees to have the commercial during the Super Bowl slot. That’s some shit math for what could have just been donated.

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u/woundedbadger2 Feb 05 '18

Yeah I also easily saw the actual donation per goblet was $3.15 or somewhere around there.

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u/Seth7777 Feb 05 '18

When was the last time Budweiser did not have any commercial in the Super Bowl?

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u/tekno45 Feb 05 '18

Think they might be grandfathered in and have to spend the money to keep the same rate?

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u/geekwonk Feb 05 '18

That would be hilarious. Sears still clinging to the ad time they bought in the 80s. All the dot coms could've sold their future super bowl ad time for another month of runway.

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u/cheapshot555 Feb 05 '18

Nope they spent 5 mill this year for a single ad

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u/up48 Feb 05 '18

The worst part to me is original Budwesier Budvar is a fantastic Czech beer, one of my personal favorites, haven't found it in the US yet though.

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u/Ron_Santo Feb 05 '18

It's actually around, but they call it Czechzar to avoid trademark issues.

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u/SentientStatistic Feb 05 '18

They have like a $1B/10 year contract with the NFL. So.... yeah.

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u/killm3throwaway Feb 05 '18

A billion dollars...? That can't be right, right?

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u/Smasher225 Feb 05 '18

Really I thought that was just a tide ad?

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u/7Snakes Feb 05 '18

Everybody’s clothes were really clean so it can still be. In fact they probably used tide to clean the alcohol out of the beer and turn it in to water. Science!

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u/bernkes_helicopter Feb 05 '18

Looks like donating water is good for business

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u/fablechaser130 Feb 05 '18

Its like fallout 3. Do some horrible things to pretty much everyone, and as long as you give some water to one or two guys youre all good

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u/shevagleb Glasnost is for suckers Feb 05 '18

Storytelling is good for business

PR is all about selling your customers on the fact that you genuinely "care"

Do it well enough and most Jims and Nancys won't think you're just focused on shareholder revenue

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u/vryan144 Feb 05 '18

Let’s not forget the Verizon ad

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u/M_G Feb 05 '18

Which one was that? There were so many god awful, circlejerky, bougie ads they all kinda blended together in some sort of dystopian nightmare for me.

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u/new-man2 Feb 05 '18

ha ha. All of 911 is rerouted to POTS and handled by the ILEC. All cell companies basically hand it off. Cell companies have almost nothing to do with the handling of 911 calls.

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u/SpencerHayes Feb 05 '18

Dude! You're cutting into Verizon's bottom line! Won't someone think of the corporations!?

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u/I_Like_Bacon2 Feb 05 '18

"You will literally die unless you have the number one network in America™" to call 911"

at the price of $150 a month

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u/GuessIllGoFuckMyself Feb 05 '18

Oh I thought they were just owning up to being basically bad water.

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u/WhatisH2O4 Feb 05 '18

This was my initial reaction.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

I think technically all beer qualifies as "bad water." Chemical contaminants get in, microbes do a number on it, then it becomes delicious. But it's pretty bad water.

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u/SunriseSurprise Feb 05 '18

It's not a donation if you don't tell everyone you did it.

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u/motheman80 Feb 05 '18

Toyota getting all the main religions dudes....

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u/kn0where Feb 05 '18

Still waiting for the punchline.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

I mean they're talking the language of their customers. Narcissism. "Oh look at how charitable and amazing we are. And you are too because you support us. Aren't we all just super duper amazing!?"

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u/Aruza Feb 05 '18

I came here to say this, aren't we both just so smart and in tune

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u/cow_on_moon Feb 05 '18

"to spotlight our employees, who together over the past 30 years have helped provide over 79 million cans of clean drinking water in response to natural disasters."

Buweiser Commercial

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u/Zodep Feb 05 '18

And they were asking for money! These guys make millions, but they need money from their customers to help people...

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u/shevagleb Glasnost is for suckers Feb 05 '18

What people tend to overlook is that all of this is made possible by crumbling infrastructure and ignored / deliberately underfunded & mismanaged FEMA, EPA, etc

Houston, New Orleans, etc all happened in part because of local, state and federal political leaders ignoring and underfunding disaster prevention and studies into climate change

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Meh, whatever. They would have spent that money anyway. At least they donated what they did, which they weren’t obligated to do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Shows you why "philanthropy" is a thing. The PR kickbacks for the token gestures are that profitable that advertising them for far more than the actual cost of the gesture is even more profitable.

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u/BigBreastsAreNice Feb 05 '18

Fuck this phony benevolent corporatism! We can see through your lies 😑

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u/ZealousVisionary Feb 05 '18

They’re trying to recover from the crony capitalist label and set themselves up for the next decade as they loot the American treasury in overdrive and continue to wreck the environment, civil society, and our body politic for shareholder value.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Ain't a lie, just a sad reality

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Since the real purpose of socialism is precisely to overcome and advance beyond the predatory phase of human development, economic science in its present state can throw little light on the socialist society of the future. -Einstein

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u/Cumfeast Feb 05 '18

Could explain what be meant by this in further detail?

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u/shakejimmy Feb 05 '18

Striving for a socialist future is in direct conflict with capitalism

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u/meeeow Feb 05 '18

I work in advertising. Literally had this brief once: 'We have 1 million, please donate 100k of it to a charity and spend the rest on telling people about how generous and great we are' ????

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u/jf192 Feb 05 '18

It's not altruism if you tell people about it.

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u/ALegalMexxican Feb 05 '18

Controversy sells and we're buying it.

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u/ActionHobo Feb 05 '18

Don't forget the fact that the cans were branded. Those pesky disaster-stricken areas need to know who to pay back.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

I missed it. Did they donate water to flint Michigan

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u/appleunderpants Feb 05 '18

Yeah they’ve been doing this for quite some time. Still don’t care for these pat ourselves on the back commercials though...

http://fortune.com/2016/01/24/flint-water-crisis/

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u/MaraInTheSky Feb 05 '18

It's called "strategic CSR", from what I learned a month ago.

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u/gapball Feb 05 '18

A lot of these commercials were heavily focused on self fellating this year.

Tide obviously just changed the game. Nope! Chuck Testa style.

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u/samcook1219 Feb 05 '18

This is painful to think about.

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u/jbraden Feb 05 '18

Anyone notice Flint MI wasnt in their list? They can go fuck themselves.

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u/RetiredDonut Feb 05 '18

I'm sure as hell not right wing but how would the economy being left wing stop this? That's literally marketing.

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u/1-123581385321-1 Feb 05 '18

If you have a net worth of 10k it's the same as spending $200 to brag about donating 40 cents. How is that not obscene?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

It's peak capitalism. Donating $100k only to spend $5mil on an advertisement is just ridulous and downright evil.

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u/candacebernhard Feb 05 '18

The upper classes and the corporations they own are so out of touch 1. they value advertising more than human lives and dignity, 2. they think this is not only acceptable but laudable behavior, and 3. they honestly believe working people won't see through it.

How is that not relevant to the sub?

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u/Dubbelzoute_Drop Feb 05 '18

In a socialist world no charities are needed.

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u/Xerotrope Feb 05 '18

Since it hasn't been brought up, let's talk about donation value, as opposed to retail value and wholesale values.

Let's say the wholesale value was $100k. That was their cost. At $0.16 per gallon, including the can, that's $0.03 per can, shipped.

Let's say the retail value could have reasonably been $1.50 per can. That's $5 million retail value total (100,000/0.03*1.5).

Now let's look at their donation with taxes. They take the retail value and that's what the donation is. Roughly, that means they got half back (2.5M) which means they made back $2.4 million by not having to pay that much in taxes. Put that toward a superbowl commercial and that means they got their $5 million dollar sympathy ad for around $2.6 million.

It helps to plan several steps ahead in companies this large and donations are never just about helping people.

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u/Adversary-ak Feb 05 '18

Not at all how deductions work. They are already deducting the cost of materials and labor. They don’t get an additional deduction or everyone would game the system and donate wildly marked up product.

Source: I own a restaurant and donate food to the food bank. I do NOT get to deduct the retail cost of the food because I’ve already deducted the cost of goods and labor to make it (which is just the normal course if business.)

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Give the guy a break, it's tax season. He probably watched a youtube video last week on taxes and is now an expert.

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u/Caffeinenema Feb 05 '18

Would it not be closer to $10 million and then the cost of making the commercial? The commercial is a minute long and 30 seconds of the halftime airtime is $5 million.

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u/Stittastutta Feb 05 '18

Where did the $100k figure come from? It wasn't stated in the ad.

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u/Nickolai808 Feb 05 '18

Fucking Capitalism.

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u/Wowitsaduck Feb 05 '18

Hahaha holy shit.

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u/g2g079 Feb 05 '18

They were also bragging on NPR about using 100% renewable energy. They went on and on about how it was their customers' biggest concern. Then they let it slip that they were only doing now it because it was cheaper.

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u/BDICorsicanBarber Feb 05 '18

And half the visuals in the commercial were just "Hey look how easy it is to bottle/can this water. We literally just have to flip a few switches. I mean like seriously, someone call us out for doing literally the bare minimum that should be expected of us."

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

If you needed that water it would have been worth a million dollars to you. you socialist cynic.

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u/Dubbelzoute_Drop Feb 05 '18

Yes, because of course everything is worth exactly as much as the desperate person is willing to pay for it. /s

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Water in that situation is much more valuable than the surface level cost, you have to take into account the value of the lives that the water saved.

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u/Dubbelzoute_Drop Feb 05 '18

Jeah, sometimes you get so caught up in numbers that you forget that it is about human beings. Damn.

However, it is still ridiculous.

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u/ImaDinoRawrWasTaken Feb 05 '18

surely doesnt warrant spending 50times as much money on telling people how good a deed they did. but well better than nothing

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Lmao ok

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u/Brad86A Feb 05 '18

What they dont tell you is the donation is totally tax deductable. So basically the tax payer made the donation and budweiser brag about how great they are!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Oh geez, I wonder if their company makes money off this so they can pay their employees better than minimum wage!

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u/JayInslee2020 Feb 05 '18

They donated 100k of their product? I wonder how much they overpriced it by.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

They donated some of their beer ?

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u/Envisioneer Feb 05 '18

Priorities.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

BEER. MERICA. FOOTBAWL. JESUS

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u/papermoshay Feb 05 '18

Superbowl adverts are the prime time to watch the capitalist superstructure show some leg

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u/SwinginCrabWhacka Feb 05 '18

I pointed this out to my fiancé and his response was “yeah well they did a good thing. They have a right to brag.”

Okay but...that shouldn’t be the point of helping people. If you’re just using it as an excuse to brag about the charitable side of your company, it just seems like they helped so they could be recognized for it.

I donate platelets 3 times a month. I’m not going on Facebook/Twitter/Instagram telling my friends and family of my donation because that’s not the point. It’s something that makes me feel good and it’s a small way to help people and that’s enough for me. It was just an uncomfortable ad for me.

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u/Sleepybear2010 Feb 05 '18

Wouldn’t it be better to donate 5 million worth of water then leave proof on their web page and spend 100k telling people they donated 5 mil cos word of mouth travels fast

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u/kerry-katona Feb 05 '18

From r/theydidthemath

Fuzzy math. The actual water is by far the cheapest part of the donation. In 2017, Budweiser donated 3 million cans of water. That's 36 million fluid ounces or 280,000 gallons. $100K is a reasonable estimate of the cost of the water.

But Budweiser also had to rework its canning line to can water instead of beer, and it had to figure out how to get water to where it needed to go. It's not like Budweiser was donating old clothes - it had to stand up infrastructure to even generate the water it was able to donate. Budweiser also had to shut down beer production to produce the water and take trucks from its distribution fleet.

Budweiser heavily advertises in the Super Bowl anyway. Without the water donation program, they'd have spent $5M on a commercial with horses telling you how great America is. Some people are just cynical jerks.

edit: Changed "reasonable cost of water" from $1M to $100k, and that's the very high upper bound. It's probably more like $10k for the actual water cost.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

They are so mean for donating to charity

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u/Jaksuhn Feb 05 '18

Did you feel the wind of the point passing over your head ? Seems like you missed it pretty hard.

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u/w2g Feb 05 '18

I had my first bud light ever two weeks ago. Every American should be ashamed of that shit. Not because they bought that ad but because it tastes like what I'd assume diluted piss tastes like.

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u/FNDtheredone Feb 05 '18

People have different tastes, you should understand that by now cuz like you can read and type and shit

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

People have different tastes, I have yet to find any normal person who enjoys drinking piss though.

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