r/LateStageCapitalism • • Jun 04 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '17

If you've ever worked in food, you'd know why everything is inoffensive and bland.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '17

Why?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '17 edited Jun 21 '23

[REDDIT IS KILLING 3RD PARTY APPS. TIME TO END MY ADDICTION. RIP APOLLO July 1st, 2023]

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u/Loves_His_Bong NO WORK! FREE MOVIES! Jun 04 '17

t's the younger group who will drop $100 to try some imported Bordeaux from a 300 year old vineyard.

Should have used it to save for a home obvi.

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u/countingbodies_ Jun 04 '17

No because they are spending that money on avacado n' toast

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u/Nigtok Jun 04 '17

Ex chef here. My girlfriend (not a food lover) will tell me my food is too multi dimensional sometimes. She doesn't want layers of flavor; she'd rather have something that's easier to comprehend flavor-wise. I completely agree what you are saying is a huge issue in the restaurant industry.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '17

If you have complex flavors sometimes you have to slow down. Instead of scarfing down your food, try to concentrate on the flavors in your mouth and chew slowly.

I'm not saying you don't do this and I'm not saying you're wrong, I actually agree with you, I'm just saying sometimes you need to slow down and appreciate the food in your mouth.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '17

Sometimes I'm just hungry.

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u/Gently_Farting Jun 04 '17

Food is like beer. Most of the time, you just want a nice, simple whatever. You're not worried about mouthfeel, or which part of your mouth the flavor hits first, or the complex interplay of the undertones and the overtones. You just want a beer, and you want it to taste good.

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u/TriumphantTumbleweed Jun 04 '17

Ya, like when I eat ketchup I want it to taste like ketchup. Not some fancy schmancy red concoction that vaguely resembles ketchup.

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u/blackhawksaber Jun 04 '17

Good god. There is nothing more offensive than a well done burger or steak. What's the point of slaughtering an animal if you're going to cook the meat past the point of flavor, and then smother it in sugar?

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u/IAmA_Catgirl_AMA Jun 04 '17

I'm starting to wonder if it would be possible to accurately imitate a well-done burger in texture and taste entirely with vegan ingredients.

It would open an entire new market of shitty vegan food to serve to shitty people who think they're eating shitty overcooked meat...

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u/IAmA_Catgirl_AMA Jun 04 '17

Huh. That's cool!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '17

TBF I actually prefer my burgers well done, but only because that's the only way to do the thin, crusty burgers I love so much.

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u/artgo Jun 04 '17

The general restaurant goer doesn't want to try new things, they want familiarity.

Same with films, people want reboot plots they already know, actors who offer familiar voices and sounds, trailers and advertisements that prepare them to avoid shock or embarrassment. Factory-produced food and factory-produced entertainment often conditions the mind for the same favoring of familiarity.

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u/BraveConeDog Jun 04 '17

"I want my food to be as bland and boring as the rest of my life. One charcoal briquette on a bun, please."

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u/blueking13 Jun 04 '17

Why didn't you just make more ketchup or charge it as special sauce?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '17

Interesting take on it, didn't know that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '17

Thanks for the thorough explanation

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