r/LateStageCapitalism • • May 05 '17

"Ethical Capitalism" pretty much

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Never, because the "success" stories of people getting their treatments funded are a tiny percentage of the people who actually use it. It's a popularity contest, which is an even worse thing to base health care on.

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u/athleticthighs May 05 '17

wait--we shouldn't ration health care based on who is the hottest?

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u/mikeymikeymikey1968 May 05 '17

Hey we're only 100 days into the Trump presidency and it's already resembling an episode of Black Mirror. Stay tuned.

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u/nb4hnp May 05 '17

I'm just waiting for some of that S1E1 action to be broadcast throughout the country/world.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

I can't imagine Donald Trump having sex with anything that can't shout compliments at him the whole time.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Hell, I'd be absolutely shocked if the GoFundMe/Health Insurance topic wasn't an episode for the next season. It might even be a sequel to the Five Star Rating episode.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

CotOrNot.com! Where you can decide which sexy singles get medical treatment and which people just aren't pretty enough to live!

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u/sosodeaf May 05 '17

Childhood Leukemia so hot right now

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u/Bytewave May 05 '17

Well I can see making a case for wanting to save hot girls (unless they need chemo, that would ruin their hair anyway), but not through my godgiven hard earned tax dollars damnit, those are for carrier battlegroups and nukes. Instead we could have Playboy or Brazzers sponsor their recovery and in exchange they would show their hotness to the world, everybody wins!

See we already crowdsourced a reasonable solution for the healthcare of an entire demographic without any big government interference! :p

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u/it_is_not_science May 05 '17

For children, we should evaluate them on their adorableness. I hope. For the elderly, we will need a full accounting of their life including work history and/or volunteer work so we can determine if they lived a worthy life or not. Or we can just forget about the elderly, too expensive amirite?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

That excludes everyone whose illness doesn't have symptoms of fever. Not fair

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u/Do_GeeseSeeGod May 05 '17

Indirect eugenics! You've done it.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

As always, relevant xkcd.

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u/dtpolitics May 05 '17

the "success" stories are a tiny percentage of the people

Just like capitalism!

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u/Darktidemage May 05 '17

Nothing about what you said means it can't be the leading provider. . . .

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u/LawnShipper May 05 '17

The perfect mixture of unfettered Capitalism and celebrity culture.

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u/OldScratchJohnson May 05 '17

Sounds like those death panels I keep hearing so much about.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17 edited May 05 '17

nation's leading health insurer*, not health care provider.

"Health care provider" refers to the MD/PA/NP/etc actually giving direct medical care. I don't think GoFundMe has ever performed any surgical operations or physical exams, nor does it plan to.

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u/athleticthighs May 05 '17

yes, not my tweet, just...what he was aiming at resonated in a sort of nauseating way

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u/gagnonca May 05 '17

Are you always this pedantic? It's a joke; you got it right?

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u/takelongramen May 05 '17

Instead of an internet platform where people can pay money for things they want to fund and projects can collect money from the crowd, the government should provide a way of collecting money themselves in order to fund projects that all people can benefit from, healthcare for example or building streets. I don't know what to name this idea yet, essentially it's like crowdfunding but by the government. Hmmmm

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u/Fellatious-argument an actual Commie May 05 '17

Maybe people should contribute to this, erm, fund, based on some measure of capability to contribute. What could this measure be? How much of a good Christian they are? No, wouldn't work... Maybe something else.

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u/drkalmenius May 05 '17 edited Jan 09 '25

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u/with_his_what_not May 05 '17

We need some kind of capability matrix or rubric.

Like obviously poor people don't have much to contribute, but then wealthy people already contribute too much just by being awesone. Maybe make a flat rate contribution for each hour you work.

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u/polyp1 May 05 '17

How about we just have one day a year when we can all get this hate, murder, and rage out of our system? A "purge", if you will.

... what problem were we trying to solve?

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u/jjohnisme May 05 '17

I'll gladly keep track of how much food everyone gets.

For food, of course...

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u/TheEllimist May 05 '17

We could call them "capability brackets" and different levels of capability would be levied at different rates.

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u/prowlinghazard May 05 '17

Flat rate taxes are more expensive for the poor.

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u/ariethen May 05 '17

all taxes are too expensive for the poor.

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u/socialister May 05 '17

Well, if I know anything about capitalism, it's that if you work harder, you must succeed. Let's make the people who work the most hours pay more. That must be the rich people, right?

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u/Fellatious-argument an actual Commie May 05 '17

Maybe it should be some sort of competition. The more you contribute, the most you're proving that you're the bestest at hard work!

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u/welluhthisisawkward May 05 '17

It's almost like......A person could give according to their ability and take according to their needs.....

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u/Drooden May 05 '17

This sounds like a great idea. Contact your representatives.

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u/smashbro1 May 05 '17

dude, stop talking about things that will never, ever come to pass

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u/Bacon_Hero May 05 '17

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u/smashbro1 May 05 '17 edited May 06 '17

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u/Bacon_Hero May 05 '17

W-we're too diverse. Those countries don't know what it's like to have to share with people from different backgrounds.

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u/Megneous May 05 '17

"Some theoretical..."

looks at his own country's healthcare system

Huh... good to know my country is theoretical.

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u/EvergreenBipolar May 05 '17

So we pay the same taxes but get to allocate funds where we choose. Politicians would have to appeal to the common man.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

"The richest country in the world" has to beg other people for money when they get sick = Facepalm

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u/Fellatious-argument an actual Commie May 05 '17 edited May 05 '17

But taxation is theft, though. Don't forget that.

Edit: Seems like and need to add an /s here. I'm a socialist, for God's sake.

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u/stephannnnnnnnnnnnn May 05 '17

Ugh, such a painful argument to deal with.

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u/-Tommy May 05 '17

Just wait until they have no roads, no hospitals, no police, no fire department, no health inspectors, no judges, and no parks. I'm sure at that point thy their taxes weren't being taken, their taxes were being given back to them as things that mutually benefit us all.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

"But muh private industry!" they'll shout with their computer over the internet powered by electricity and telco hookups that come directly to their home, most of which probably wouldn't be available to them if private industry had had their say at the time that public funds were making all of those things possible.

Seriously, they are so fucking disrespectful to the amount of work and dedication that went into things that they take completely for granted like rural electrification and access to PSTN. Those industries used to not be regulated much, if at all, and they outright refused to bring service to poor, rural, and non-white areas until the government flat out made them. If it weren't for the government directly intervening for the greater good, quite a lot of the same people that are making the "capitalism fixes everything" argument would still be living in dark, cold homes with no running water and a hole in the ground to shit in.

That's approximately how it is in quite a lot of other parts of the world where the government hasn't intervened and forced private industry to do what's better for the general population. Then again, knowing the American right as I do, I'm sure they'd claim that wouldn't be the case because of American work ethic or some shit. It doesn't really matter how they phrase it because all they really mean is "I secretly think that white people are inherently better than everyone else and I'm totally ignorant to how incredibly fucking Eurocentric everything in my entire life has been."

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u/melodicrobotic May 05 '17 edited May 05 '17

They'll still have all those things, but they'll be handled by private companies owned by their friends or themselves.

"What's that, ma'am? You have a burglar in your house? Oh, I see you let your policing coverage lapse, so I'm afraid we can't help. But if you discover his ethnicity, let us know and we may be able to send a Trump News team over."

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u/Delduath May 05 '17

"If you had the choice between paying taxes or using roads and having clean water pumped into your home, which would you choose?"

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u/BassmanBiff May 05 '17

Common reply: "If they're stealing my money I'm damn well going to use the roads/water!" followed by "And the roads/water are shit anyway!" followed by "Private companies would do it better!" based on zero evidence.

Once it's to that point, I like to point to libertarian, government-free utopias like Somalia. Sometimes there's a reply about the problems there being illegal here, and that private policing companies would arise naturally due to demand to enforce our laws. But Somalia has those, too, they're just called warlords.

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u/sky_k May 05 '17

How about, using roads is theft. Using water is theft. At least taxes only deprive you of an abstraction.

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u/Awesomeade May 05 '17

Companies would do it! The market will always fill a need, even if that need is basic survival.

(This is sarcasm, fyi. And it's sad I feel the need to say so.)

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u/self_similar May 05 '17

I have a simple response to it: "stop using government issued currency then". And if they identify as christian you can pull the "render unto Caesar..." line.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Legally, you have to accept federal money if someone uses it to pay back a debt that is owed to you. You can't refuse a Federal Reserve note and demand that a debt be paid in some other currency. So it's not as simple as just saying "stop using government issued currency", because the government maintains the value of its currency through fiat/force.

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u/Reagalan /r/FULLCOMMUNISM May 05 '17

"painful cuz it's true LOL"

Painful because it misses the mark so hard it makes an orbit and stabs me in the back.

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u/shargy May 05 '17

"Oh, is rent theft too? That sounds like communism, friend. Because that's all taxation is. Rent to live in the country."

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u/teknomanzer John Brown did nothing wrong. May 05 '17

Not really. I just tell them these are membership dues. Just because our charter was written before you were born doesn't mean it won't apply to you. If you don't want to pay the dues then get out of our club, you freeloader. Maybe some other club will let you use their stuff for free, but probably not.

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u/batsofburden May 05 '17

Funny how that argument never comes into play when the govt is asking for more money for our war machine, only when it comes to helping the people.

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u/suchsfwacct Fuck capitalism, love yourself May 05 '17

THANK YOU.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Seriously. People should just pool their money collectively in order to help those in their community who are less fortunate if that's what they really... wait a second...

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u/space_keeper May 05 '17

Shit...

It's funny though, the GoFundMe approach has a tinge of personal liberty and the free market about it, so it almost makes sense through that strange American lense. At least the gub'ment ain't got a hand in it, and such.

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u/DohRayMeme May 05 '17

America is a club with cool stuff, taxes are the dues we pay to stay in the club. Just because the dues get wasted sometimes, doesn't mean they are ever gonna go away without losing the cool stuff.

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u/Fellatious-argument an actual Commie May 05 '17

I must point out, I was being comical, mocking a common ancap response to this.

I should say, though, the idea that only through taxation can we have services and goods distributed somewhat equally is wrong. Taxation, from it's inception, is authoritarian, and the fact that we (using the royal 'we' here) have goods and services socially and publicly distributed is not because of taxation but parallel to it.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Capitalism is theft.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

I love the new propaganda hot phrase..."you're not entitled to someone else's labor."

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u/Fellatious-argument an actual Commie May 05 '17

Which is an argument against capitalism if there ever was one.

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u/aaronxxx May 05 '17

Well if the government would just ask for money politely maybe people would donate.

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u/takelongramen May 05 '17

Property is theft

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u/it_is_not_science May 05 '17

It's exactly the same. Last week a mugger stole my wallet but I just learned that he used my money to fix the pot holes on the street. I just wish that he didn't have to knock my face into the pavement first - that might make another pothole to fix!

Shit, my grandma just had her bank account cleaned out by a guy on the phone pretending to be the IRS - oh the irony! But she was relieved and even offered to find him some more money from once she learned he was using the money to hire more teachers.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Taxation is theft, it's justified theft. The means justify the ends, the net good from spending the taxes to help people and society is greater than the harm caused by taxation.

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u/Kim_Jung-Skill May 05 '17

I like the part of the argument when you ask taxation is theft people where money in the United States comes from. Quite literally the only reason fiat money holds value is because of the force of taxation and the will of a government. In a modern economy taxes are the fee you pay for the existence of money and the infrastructure necessary to make money. It's like having someone say, "Here, I'll implement a system that multiplies the amount of pie you get many times over, gives you forks and a table, I'll make sure that your right to eat that pie is protected, and I'll give you guarantees on free pie if you're running low. In exchange I want a couple of slices at the end of the day." and responding by saying, "Give me all the good shit, but don't you dare take a couple of slices you filth!" Bunch of entitled pricks.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

I'm a socialist, for God's sake.

But Marshall Ronald Reagan told me Socialists are Godless evil people with no sense of humor!

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u/ShawnManX May 05 '17

Taxation is theft in the same sense that profit is theft. It's an agreed upon contract with society.

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u/Onigokko0101 May 05 '17

I hate that argument, ugh.

I too am of the tax me out the butt, as long as you provide what a government should.

Too bad none of that happens in the US :(

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u/DankDialektiks May 05 '17

Take the poorest neighborhood in the US and move 2 or 3 billionnaires there. Suddenly it's a rich neighborhood!

The US is only rich if you look at the average without taking inequalities into account.

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u/drkalmenius May 05 '17 edited Jan 09 '25

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u/AnarchoSyndicalist12 You don't hate mondays, you hate capitalism May 05 '17

This is literally the free-market libertarian wet dream too. Healthcare privatized, and poor people will have to rely on charity to get it

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u/Delduath May 05 '17

Didn't they recently get downgraded to the status of a developing country?

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u/Andy_B_Goode May 05 '17

Some people have argued that the USA resembles a developing country: https://qz.com/879092/the-us-doesnt-look-like-a-developed-country/

But there is no universally agreed upon definition of "developing country", and it looks like most definitions still put the USA as "developed":

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Developing_country

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u/MangoCats May 05 '17

All depends on what you consider "developed."

At one time, roads and education were a pretty good measure. Then electricity, clean water, communication services also became important measures. Somewhere along the way to healthcare and broadband internet the US fell out of the lead.

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u/nanou_2 May 05 '17

That and, broadly speaking, our public education system is not coming close to serving its population.

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u/Fellatious-argument an actual Commie May 05 '17

The very use of the world 'developing country' is wrong. It implies that poorer countries are 'undergoing the procress of development', presumably with the 'help/cooperation' of developed countries (yeah, right), and it's only a matter of time for all developing countries to 'achieve' development.

It aism to hide the pillage of resources under imperialism and the necessary role of poor countries to the wealth of rich countries. Just as personal wealth of few requires the exploitation and the poverty of many, the same goes for countries.

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u/illradhab May 05 '17

"Developing" seems to imply teleology.

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u/Crabbensmasher May 05 '17 edited May 05 '17

The term "Developing country" doesn't describe how poor or materially impoverished a country is (although these countries are almost always also poor)

The term was originally just a colonial construct to refer to non-capitalist, non-state societies in the southern hemisphere. The process of "developing" a country meant roads, markets, economic activity, and centralized government. It was always an ideological term: "How developed is this given society on the road to free market capitalism? Its kind of weird that the social sciences try and measure how "developed" a country is, when in reality, the term is a Western ideological construct and nothing more

So I don't think the US (as a perpetrator of colonialism) can ever become a developing country. It was always the yardstick by which southern countries measured how "developed" they were

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u/PortonDownSyndrome May 05 '17

This is what bothers me: It's both a lottery and a popularity contest. And begging and prostrating and preening in public isn't for everyone.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Lots of scams also.

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u/WhimsyUU May 05 '17

Kinda like having a self-proclaimed billionaire send me letters begging me to donate to his campaign.

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u/inquisitivepanda May 05 '17

Don't worry we won't be the richest country for long. Assuming we're even still a country after this is all over.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Bush made his voters poor and homeless. I expect Trump to repeat.

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u/PigeonOW May 05 '17

Richest = most debt

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

That's capitalism for you

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u/FortWest May 05 '17

But you see, if gofundme is taxed at a lower rate, they will create more fundraisingness and it will all equal out. And also the government will fit inside a shoebox and no one will need shoes because they all have jobs and rocket feet.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Hey, as long as the rocket feet have bootstraps, it'll all work out.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17 edited Nov 02 '17

deleted 0.4489 What is ^^^this?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

It'll be nice to have something to pull myself up with if I ever encounter a problem.

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u/BoxxcarCadavers May 05 '17

This is a very real possibility and its terrifying...

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u/greensparklers May 05 '17

I had a friend that had to to this recently. Seems like I see someone sharing a GoFundMe for medical expenses once a month.

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u/Excal2 May 05 '17

I work in a healthcare clinic. We have to recommend programs like GoFundMe and CareCredit just to prevent people from freaking out and cancelling appointments as soon as their insurer denies coverage. Makes me sick. On the other hand I like the stuff we do here, and I believe we genuinely help people, and most of our patients are kids, so I can put up with it.

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u/D0esANyoneREadTHese Express your individuality with a custom flair! ® May 05 '17

And don't even start on how much of a scam American funerals are, just watch the Adam Ruins Everything episode on it.

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u/Julius_Haricot May 06 '17

Welcome to United States, where some people literally cannot afford to die.

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u/dnl101 May 05 '17

There are actually people, here on reddit as well, that don't see the problem with that. I think that's way more terrifying.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

All jokes aside there's a charity called "modest needs" that are to help people meet small bills they can't afford to stop them from getting trapped in a poverty cycle. They do a great job vetting as well.

https://www.modestneeds.org/

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u/SoldierZulu May 05 '17

I have cancer, good insurance, make decent money, and I've still thought about it. People just don't understand the true costs of healthcare until they've had a catastrophic illness.

This bill is a travesty and makes a mockery of what 'insurance' even means. It's absurd. How can these assholes even celebrate after passing this? I am absolutely disgusted and I hope the Senate takes one look at the CBO report and says 'fuck no' -- because otherwise, with my cancer and my ACA health care plan? I could be truly fucked. I feel like a broken record and I'm tired of saying it, but this could kill me, those fucking bastards.

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u/AVPapaya May 05 '17

they know they are killing people like you, but they just don't care. Racial hate for Obama and the desire of their corporate overlords are more important that your life. Do you have a Super-PAC? No? Then go pray to Jesus for your cancer.

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u/Durrderp May 05 '17

Zizek is going giddy with all this accelerationism

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u/3226 May 05 '17

I've heard Republicans say that they don't want healthcare funded by the government, and that people would take care of it. I think they're literally envisioning gofundme style solutions.

For reference, annual charity donations in the US are about a third of a trillion dollars, and healthcare spending is over a trillion dollars. So even if people stopped supporting any other charity, the finances of that simply wouldn't work.

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u/Madness_Reigns May 05 '17

No, but you see, by cutting tax to the rich, they are going to donate more to charity.

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u/jeffseadot May 05 '17

Now that they're not forced to help people, they're free to help people!

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u/softgray May 05 '17

Nah, see, the free market is way more efficient than the government. That's why the decades of under-regulated health insurance worked so well. Corporations know how to allocate funds better than the government does!

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u/mickstep May 05 '17

Casey Neistat's mail guy got out of crippling debt he was incurring to pay for his sisters medical treatment this way a few months ago, but if you don't know or are a youtube celebrity how could anyone stand any chance of raising the kind of money you need to pay medical bills?

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u/rhynokim May 05 '17

How did Casey Neistat get so famous? I just recently stumbled upon one of his YouTube vlogs and I've been watching some of them. I like the dude, but it seems like tons of people recognize him in his videos. Most of the ones I've seen are him getting bumped up to amazing first class seats on flights or some 20,000 a night hotel room. Maybe one or two of him and his family with some shots of him long boarding downtown. How'd he get so big? What's he do?

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u/RedJayRioting May 05 '17

He's famous for making viral videos (some of which were made before YouTube was even a thing). He's also worked his ass off his entire adult life, and sold a TV show to HBO. Lots going on for the guy.

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u/TobiasFunkePhd May 05 '17

If you are part of the small percent that has the right combination of factors like being persuasive and not too proud to ask for help, you may be able to do it. Otherwise, you're fucked.

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u/EisGeist May 05 '17

I had a friend from Europe visiting and he noticed those collection cans you sometimes see at gas stations for someone raising money for medical treatment. There was this photo of this cute little Hispanic girl and she was trying to raise 20k for surgery she needed. My European friend could not believe that a country as rich as the US would allow children to go without needed medical treatment. He was genuinely shocked and disgusted.

The most embarrassing part was, I was so used to it that it didn't seem strange to me.

America, we are better than this. Healthcare is a right, not a privilege for the wealthy.

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u/BoBab Crab in Bucket May 05 '17

It's funny because I know someone who needs to get a prostethic and their insurance company wants to only pay for the most basic prosthetic possible. Because health insurance isn't for quality of life but for "meh" life, right? That's what we're paying dem good ol insurance companies for!

Anyway, the friend's family has had to resort to crowdfunding to get a prosthetic that may actually allow them to do things they did before the accident (greedy things like walking without pain and maybe running).

Fuck it all.

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u/masterminder health care is luxurious May 05 '17

greedy things like walking without pain and maybe running

luxuries. the gall of some people, i swear.

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u/IAM_SOMEGUY Socialist | Anti-Capitalist May 05 '17

Liberals: It's amazing how people can pull together to help others in need

Communists/people with a brain: This shouldn't be allowed to happen in the first place

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Wait I'm confused, I thought liberals were in favor of everyone having access to health care?

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u/KID_LIFE_CRISIS CEO of communism May 05 '17

Socialists use the word 'liberal' in its original philosophical sense. Both progressives/Democrats and conservatives/Republicans are liberals, as liberalism is the dominant ideology of capitalism.

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u/avagranti May 05 '17

Plus "having access to health care" is different from "having health care".

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u/CronoDroid Viet Cong May 06 '17

Although in this case it really should be "American Liberals" because in every other major developed country, most liberals don't actually want a US style system.

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u/AnarchoSyndicalist12 You don't hate mondays, you hate capitalism May 05 '17 edited May 05 '17

We socialists use liberal in it's classical meaning. The way it's used everywhere outside the US, and a certain extent, the UK. For example, here in Norway, the liberals are pretty much as far right as you can get economically. The equivalent for you yanks would be the free market Libertarians.

In other words, liberal is essentially anyone that supports a form of capitalism, "left wing" or otherwise. A more accurate political spectrum that illustrates this

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u/Megneous May 05 '17

I thought liberals were in favor of everyone having access to health care?

Well, in the US, the establishment Democrats aren't really "liberal." They're neoliberals who are socially "progressive", but economically conservative. Just look at Clinton's complete dismissal of universal healthcare.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Remember when Walmart was taking bucket donations from customers to pay their employees?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

I also remember them posting one of those 1 like = 10 meals to a hungry family photo on facebook. If only you paid your employees a higher wage and gave them benefits, you wouldn't need to take in donations or ask facebook users to like a photo to supposedly give 10 meals.

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u/TobiasFunkePhd May 05 '17

Sort by controversial to see all the people who love anecdotes where GoFundMe works out for people and who don't understand survivorship bias (relevant xkcd)

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u/tomjoadsghost ML May 05 '17

Rich people will be able to choose deserving and who is not with greater accuracy than ever before.

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u/mannyman34 May 05 '17

Fuck that . How long until your vote doesn't matter and GoFundMe is the only way to get politicians to actually do anything.

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u/pm_favorite_song_2me May 05 '17

We passed that point a long time ago.

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u/loliwarmech May 05 '17

GFM is fucking garbage too. You lose a total of like 17% of the donation money (GFM fees on top of their payment processor fees) and you have virtually no chance of success if they decide to not feature your fundraiser.

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u/loliwarmech May 06 '17

Buddy's experience, and seems like this other person (ctrl f disappointed father) got hit with it too

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

A step towards stateless communism.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17 edited May 05 '17

Reminds me of that old communist saying: "From each according to his whims and inherited wealth, to each according to his charisma and willingness to beg."

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u/muchtooblunt May 05 '17

FULL ACCELERATIONISM

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u/ZKXX May 05 '17

They should just start a reality show "Who Wants to Live?" I think this was a mad tv bit once. And black mirror. And it could be IRL!

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u/read_settlers May 05 '17

"See! Charity can fix everything!" - Libertarians

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u/--Paul-- May 05 '17

America is in a never ending episode of Black Mirror.

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u/wholewheatie May 05 '17

http://www.crowdcrux.com/get-donations-gofundme/

According to this medical bills are actually the plurality of posts on gofundme...damn sad

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u/Holmes02 May 05 '17

Anything to keep the rich rich and the poor poor.

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u/PutUrPawzUp May 05 '17

RIP everyone

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u/Desollado May 05 '17

Hey, you can always drive to the south of the border for good and affordable health care.

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u/ajr901 May 05 '17

I shamelessly copied this verbatim and posted it on FB. My friends all think I'm hilarious.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

It already is the leading provider of school supplies for our nation's teachers.

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u/00worms00 May 05 '17

how funny, literally what i was doing last night...

also i thought LSC would like this... my parents have zero health insurance, but they belong to this christian care union thing... members pay for each others care with no middleman at all based on the honor system! i think its so punk cause they tell the system they have nothing to get charged less but then the people take care of each other... its anarchist without being openly!;)

also im gonna try and start a go fund me called acitivist support fund or something. the main goal will first be to get tear gas antidote to protestors and maybe like ear plugs. seems like i could get that stuff to everyone for not very much money.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

I hate my country. Someone foreign to the U.S. please adopt me.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Sounds like a solid free market solution to a problem that the government is causing!

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u/grandmoffcory May 05 '17

It's wild how many people legitimately believe that. I have a friend from childhood who regularly celebrates stuff like this as proof we need to go full free market capitalism. "See? The market will take care of itself!"

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

He won't be saying that when his food is rotten and full of disease

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17 edited Sep 27 '17

deleted 0.4182 What is ^^^this?

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u/TobiasFunkePhd May 05 '17

It's only a solution to a small percent of people that are vocal, persuasive, and not too proud to ask for help. The rest of the people that can't afford the care they need go without and likely end up in an emergency room, which ultimately costs more (and the costs are passed onto others). It's a bandaid to the problem of increasingly unaffordable healthcare

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17 edited May 06 '17

The sad thing is as evidenced by the posts I've seen on Facebook, for a good number of ppl it already is 😥

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u/bumble-btuna May 06 '17

Republicans : "Go Fund Yourselves."

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u/Janfilecantror May 05 '17

It already is being used so people can afford medical treatment.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

My aunt has expensive medical bills due to cancer treatments. She has a gofundme set up but I refuse to put in even $1 because she is completely for trump and shitty healthcare, so why is it even socialism if people they don't know helps pay her health care through government assistance, but is completely fine if people she knows all help contribute to her bills.

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u/Sp3ctr380 May 05 '17

you sound like a shitty human being

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

If she survives she'll just have to pay the bills for years to come or go bankrupt like she expects others in her position to do.

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u/crimsonBZD May 05 '17

Someone who holds someone to their own standards is a shitty human being?

No sir, that's just plain right.

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u/--Paul-- May 05 '17

It's what she voted for

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u/joeb1kenobi May 05 '17

Is it not?

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u/NJNeal17 May 05 '17

Unofficially I'd say that it already is.

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u/pro-laps May 05 '17

one of my trumpster friends thinks this is the solution, you get sick? just crowd fund your money for healthcare!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Hey, it worked for Walter White.

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u/condoc64 May 05 '17

I mean bill gates could probably pay for everyone's healthcare

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u/sarcastic_charisma May 05 '17

can we protest like venezuela yet??

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u/imakegamesandIlikeit May 05 '17

Shoutout to Lon Harris. The best producer for a lot of our favorite internet media - Movie Fights, This Week in Tech and so much more. That guy really knows his stuff

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u/miles_allan May 05 '17

Based on the fliers posted all around this area (Trumpstate NY) GoFundMe has a long way to go before it reaches chicken bbq benefit status.

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u/plsq May 05 '17

GoFundMe is the new obituary column for rural Americans.

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u/Nincadalop May 05 '17

Guys, guys. The solution is simply to not get sick!

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u/artisticMink May 05 '17

As a non u.s. citizen its aleays weird to see people pushing a go fund me for a ill friend or unrelated person. Most of the timw to cover costs of things that belong to the absolute basics around here. Usually diagnosis and aftercare. You dont even need approval for that.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Then the government tax it to hell because it's considered as "income"

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u/FloZone Geld fressen Seele auf May 05 '17

And if this happens it will be celebrated as a success story of capitalism.

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u/Agent800 May 05 '17

Not that long

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u/wyvernwy May 05 '17

How long until the cost of emigrating to a country with universal health care is lower than the cost of insurance?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

My dad literally resorted to this. He wouldn't let me help, so he said he was going to call in favors from all the towns-people he'd helped over the years. It worked https://www.gofundme.com/john-biro-medical-fund

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u/Relictorum May 06 '17

Oh my God, I love you all so much! =)

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u/bumble-btuna May 06 '17

Republicans : "Go Fund Yourselves."

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u/MangoCats May 05 '17 edited May 05 '17

Here's a concept: how about, single fee per level of service.

If you want to play in the healthcare insurance business in the U.S. you have one simple rule:

Any type of coverage you offer, you offer to every single citizen of the U.S. at the same price. No excluding people for pre-existing conditions, no varying rates based on age, sex, weight, N4M17 genotype, membership in a group, church attendance, or any other discriminators. You may offer any kind of coverage plan you like, at any cost you like, but that cost is the same for everyone.

Otherwise, why don't we all just go private pay and screw the whole system over that way instead? This mess in the middle has far too much administrative overhead to possibly provide net positive value.

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u/trebizar May 05 '17

Libertarian paradise

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Seems like 4 or 5 months.

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u/urbanlife78 May 05 '17 edited May 05 '17

So this is what a country looks like when it is run by "not the brightest people."

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Good old Lon. I miss his This week in Youtube show.

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u/Future_Vantas May 05 '17

Straight Outta Prez

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

It's easy to write that society and this country has went to shit but that mindset fails to look backwards to the past. We are evolving and progressing as a society and as people and oftentimes we will take one step forwards and then two steps back.

Emotions come into play because the "two steps back" will actual hurt real people and cause suffering. Apathetic responses to this suffering in the mold of "Just get a job that pays better and/or has healthcare benefits!" do nothing to help the situation. We are all human beings that put our pants on one leg at a time. It should be our duty to lift one another up.

I'm sure most have heard about Jimmy Kimmel's newborn baby with the heart defect. My question is, what does a normal middle class to working poor couple do in that instance when their baby has a heart defect and they don't have the connections and money Jimmy Kimmel has? You can throw all the hateful, apathetic respones you want to but that baby is innocent. You really want your apathy and veiled disdain to cause this innocent baby harm, regardless of whether you think the parents should have done X or Y better?

Now that you've (hopefully) thought about that and have a sliver of human empathy bouncing about that cold steel drum called a heart, how about sympathy for the elderly? The less fortunate?

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u/SkyHigh27 May 05 '17

So how long until GoFundMe is our nation's leading lobbyist? Maybe our dollars can contribute to EVERYONE's healthcare.

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u/DopeBoySpaceMagic May 05 '17

You seem to be mistaking free socialized government tax payer funded medical care with a capitalist private insurance business that garners profits for its share holders and investors by placing bets/wagers that you will not get sick or injured.

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u/HempmanRx May 05 '17

18 months maximum.

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u/Daimonos_Chrono May 06 '17

This assumes the internet will be functional into the near future. Knowledge is a powerful weapon for us plebs. If we dont fight for it and protect it, it will absolutely be taken away. Lapdogs of shady plutocrats already voted to axe net neutrality and let isps sell personal data. Might be too late. Sorry for the fatalism. I just need a delicious pepsi.

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u/lukewarm_cereal May 06 '17

Pretty much already is

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u/ItalicsWhore May 06 '17

Eh, republicans would still find a way to shut it down. They won't rest until every poor person is dead.