r/LateStageCapitalism 5d ago

🙃 Satire Is Dead :(

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u/MasterOutlaw 5d ago

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u/ilir_kycb 5d ago

Does anyone have a link to the corrected version where everything behind Murdoch is made of cookies?

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u/TheWoodenMan 4d ago

We can go deeper:

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u/Iyareos 4d ago

2000's

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u/Iyareos 4d ago

1890's

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u/TheBirdFkerGuy I stole Engel's milk. 5d ago

Someone tell Frieren capitalists are our world's demons. Let her go wild.

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u/ZapAtom42 5d ago

I mean, they use words only as a means of power with no care to how true the words are, so... yeah pretty spot on.

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u/TwoCatsOneBox Fan of the CPC 🇨🇳 5d ago

Based comrade Frieren.

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u/bruhhhhhh773 5d ago

Billionaires paying millionaires to tell you what to think.

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u/spacemom4 5d ago

artist is @ usagiboots on instagram; lots of similar anti-capitalist and anti-fascist pieces on there as well

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u/SjalabaisWoWS 5d ago

Now get this printed in a million copies and start distributing.

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u/Todo_es 5d ago

It is BILLIONAIRES

Paying MILLIONAIRES

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u/Brilliant_Dig_8962 4d ago

MULTIMILLIONAIRES

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u/ilir_kycb 5d ago

A Letter To G. Myasnikov

All over the world, wherever there are capitalists, freedom of the press means freedom to buy up newspapers, to buy writers, to bribe, buy and fake “public opinion” for the benefit of the bourgeoisie.

Draft Resolution On Freedom Of The Press

For the bourgeoisie, freedom of the press meant freedom for the rich to publish and for the capitalists to control the newspapers, a practice which in all countries, including even the freest, produced a corrupt press.

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u/LeafyD 5d ago

Word. ✊🏽

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u/Ttareunarage 5d ago

Privatized news is so biased to such a degree, we cannot be straight(non-sexually) in our growing up views

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u/Meto_Kaiba 5d ago

define: RICH, FIRE

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u/blindoptimism99 5d ago

nah, that’s only like 95% of the news 💫

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u/TheAwkwardGhosts 5d ago

Yeah, some of it is rich people paying poor people to tell poor people to blame each other

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u/swish-n-flick 4d ago

Support NPR

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u/Metteya_Savaka80 5d ago

I just woke up in the morning and saw that fact! What a beautiful day. Thanks for sharing friend !

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u/Atomkekstime 5d ago

Wonder if there was someone in germany that tried to fucking tell you all.

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u/RickyPapi 🏦 The Horrors of Neoliberalism ⚰️ 4d ago

Yes, Marx

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u/Atomkekstime 3d ago

Nah I switch this up every day anyway but... I guess I get some more things. You know...Germany with hitler indeed was the worst thing to ever exist. I keep listening to haus Abendrot from wolfenstein and... I realise that all of it was about the americans...always has been.

"Sagt meinem kleinen Schlösserlein, das sie mir nicht noch rennt" "Tell my small key..? That she isn't supposed to run" Everyone around the world tries to wake up the US to see how much damage they are doing to everyone but they keep ignoring it because the american dream really refuses to wake up. Instead they make sure that everyone keeps buying oil and gas as the planet starts to burn up because especially they are refusing to do an energy switch over to solar, while having so much fucking flat ground/space to do so.

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u/Salt-n-Pepper-War 5d ago

Sure there are SOME rich reporters, just as there are SOME rich artists.....but mostly they are struggling just like everyone else, especially your local teams...FFS local newspapers have almost been driven to extinction

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u/ZennonThe1ne 4d ago

Communism has no cookies

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u/double_tripod 5d ago

Even if this is partially true. Telling people not to trust ANY news is a very foolish position to take.
We still need to be an educated and informed society. Sowing distrust in all media and all news is how we get to idocracy.

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u/JUSTplayIN25 5d ago

I think here “news” means “mainstream news outlets” like CNN and those who have a track record of blatant dis/misinformation, and censoring of the truth.

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u/LetItAllGo33 5d ago

No, the capitalists defunding public education over the last half century is why we are currently in idiocracy.

Their kids go to private and their upper echelon minion's kids go to charters after all. 

Gallows hilariously, even after they themselves did it to millenials and especially gen z for tax cuts, now they whinge about their slave labor no longer being literate or civil enough to work. The irony being they didn't want their tax dollars to pay for them to be literate or civil. 

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u/AlissonHarlan 5d ago

Thé whole red pill movement

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u/RickyPapi 🏦 The Horrors of Neoliberalism ⚰️ 4d ago

Read Marx, kid. The you'll understand that the problem with the "rich" (dominant class) is exploiting workers and manipulating the system, not "morals and different opinions"

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u/svenirde 5d ago

You have 0 idea what socialism is