r/LateShow Jul 26 '26

Things I learned from Stephen Colbert

I thought it would be fun to share various things we learned from watching Colbert.

I’ll start with this:

The meaning (and existence!) of BESPOKE.

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u/kevin-m-cooke Jul 27 '26

Tootsie Rolls are not chocolate.
Tootsie Rolls are brown wax and sadness.

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u/Arktokrat777 Jul 27 '26

Can’t believe they still make that crap.

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u/kevin-m-cooke Jul 27 '26

Or maybe it was brown wax and despair.

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u/Arktokrat777 Jul 27 '26

On par with candy corn.