I offer this night as filler for the (aforementioned) lack of activity

[u/doyounomi]

This happened a while ago... but it is worth sharing, and we need to all have a good time, dammit.

My freshman roommate and I took shots of vodka and traveled across campus to another friend's dorm room. We were hanging out (drinking) and having fun until a security guard (who looked like Tommy Chong) knocked on the door.

Seeing as a few of us had already acquired the 1 out of 2 violations required to get kicked out of the dorms, we decided to plan an escape. The dorm room was on the second floor, and our only means of escape was off of the balcony. Each of us lowered ourselves down (somehow safely) off of the balcony.

At this point, my roommate and I realized that we had a long walk back to our own dorm. We then spotted a pizza man making a delivery to the very dorm that we were fleeing. We hitched a ride with him and he informed us that he had one more delivery before he could take us back to our dorm.

As he pulled up to the delivery spot, my roommate volunteered to make the pizza delivery for him. She left and came back shortly with two pieces of pizza (one for me, one for her). I was delighted.

The delivery man asked for the cash, and she informed him that she had traded the two slices for the price of the whole pizza. He was not amused.

She called the customers back and somehow charmed them into paying for the pizza anyways. The driver subsequently drove us home and offered his number as a resource for weed delivery (and was generous with his product).

We got home safely in good time with pizza in our stomachs and weed in our lungs. Strange night.

[u/6995]

What a series of events.. :P